#creative compliments

[winglessbiped]

Lovely compliments:

• “I am so full of joy every time I see your small round head”

• “When I look at you I am no longer full of rage”

• “Oh aren’t you just full of asbestos!”

• “*horrific screeching of glass on metal*”

• “I enjoy the presence of your meat suit. And bones.”

And my personal favorite:

• “You are not my least enjoyable person.”

[pkmnjesus]

The PokemonJesus is the best. He tucks me into bed and kisses me goodnight. He let's me know that it's okay to be bad at video games. When I'm sick, he makes me feel better by saying, "You may be sick, but your moves are sicker." PJ was my daddy when my real dad left me. PJ is my life.

Nice copypasta m8 😂

[jareddoink-blog]

It’s people like you Who are the reason That people like me Build gates in their walls