Potential unconventional instruments of whump for your consideration: Scissors. Barbed wire. A nail gun. Any sort of power tool really. Clamps. A meat tenderizer. A rusty hook. Scalding hot water. A tub of ice cubes. Weights. The whumper getting creative and using whatever is around to accomplish their goal.
Good lord above YES. I love the way your mind works. Is “warehouse whump” a thing? Because it NEEDS TO BE A THING. Someone write this.
















