#meat tenderizer

[theactioneer]

Sudden Death (Peter Hyams, 1995)

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Meissen Blue Onion Porcelain Meat Tenderizer w Wooden Handle 11 Long ebay Gentry's Antiques and Uniques

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[david-hustlehoff]

This Super soaker Shower stroker choker 2029 meat wrangler is a must cop...

[nerdismindecor]

Mjolnir meat tenderizer found at Box Lunch.

[savagechickens]

Massage Therapy.

And other inventions.

I highly recommend massage therapy. I get it for my hands and arms, which can get pretty beat up when I’m working on a book project. The physical dangers of cartooning!

[funnyordie]

With This Infinity Gauntlet Tenderizer You Can Beat Meat Until Your Hand Is Thor

This is so extra and I need it

Ok but really who wouldn't want to punch a steak wearing Thanos' gauntlet

[heartlesslywhumping]

Potential unconventional instruments of whump for your consideration: Scissors. Barbed wire. A nail gun. Any sort of power tool really. Clamps. A meat tenderizer. A rusty hook. Scalding hot water. A tub of ice cubes. Weights. The whumper getting creative and using whatever is around to accomplish their goal.

Good lord above YES. I love the way your mind works. Is “warehouse whump” a thing? Because it NEEDS TO BE A THING. Someone write this.