Nov. 15, 2018 - EMMAUS
An homage to the first year editions of the B&S where they would print every first year’s name with some non sequitor descriptor, along with some mixed in observations.
HANNES KOGELNIK drops a quiet 33. Just hit 6 free throws in a row, no big thing
JACKSON BRESHEARS is still the most fun name to announce.
GRIFFIN BOEHM should be commemorated in frieze
VINNY CURTA is a child of the System
ZACHARY STICE just...iced it
ANT MOYNIHAN will ultimately discover the underlying structure of reality
JACOB LEDER is living the dream
KY-SEAN JOHNSON has more moves mid-jump then most of us on the ground
NOAH JACOBSON prefers cappuccinos to coffees but if there's a long line at the coffee shop he's polite and just orders black coffee
JACKSON QUALLEY is the proverbial “kids got talent, eh?”
TYLER GRUMHAUS makes the behind the back pass not flashy
WILL DUBOW once spent a summer living in a seal colony and is fluent in seal calls
ANTHONY GULVE is in an alt country band
WILL BEBEE is a small town hero
MORGAN WALSER doesn't need to impress anyone
PATRICK SIMMS makes a mean soufflé
CHRISTIAN BROOKENS enjoys watching running water and contemplating impermanence
BRAD GEIMAN doesn't have to jump very high to dunk but we are still impressed
JAKE CONRAN has fist bumped his way into our hearts
DAWSON KELLER has the face of an angel
TOMMY SMITH doesn’t go shopping on Black Friday
DEREK JONES knows he’s only supposed to wait 30 minutes after he eats before swimming but out of an abundance of caution he waits 2 hours
ALEX MICKUS designs hiking boots in his spare time
NICK CARTY knows the importance of wearing long underwear and good mittens in the winter
BROCK MORITZ is ambivalent about fedoras. Dad hats are better
ARGON STERN was accepted at Hogwarts but decided to play basketball at Grinnell instead
BRADY VEST is pretty good at the MarioKart koopa troopa beach level
DAVID ARSENEAULT JR. is considering the implications of winning vs. fun to watch
AARON LEVIN knows where to get the good local lettuce. Literally, lettuce.
SOPHIE BANEGAS can beat everyone at darts
CREEDE MCCLELLAN has exactly 7 pairs of shoes
DANIELLE OBERLANDER has won Oregon Trail more times than any current resident of Iowa