Hello there, deary!! Hope you're doing well!! Just like your name I wanted to drop a few mini crumbs of my own, hope you enjoy! So, yknow that one meme that goes "Bro what happened to your face?" and it shows a guy with lipstick marks on his face and then the camera pans to the ppl who made those marks?
Yeah now imagine that, but with Non-mc( as the guy with the lipstick marks), MC( as the girl who says "I did not do that"), Gideon( as the guy who asked "then who did?") and Caleb( as the guy who smugly asks "Yeah, who?")
And incase you don't know the meme: https://youtube.com/shorts/vtTDXMTpMMM?si=CxxtNsjTLKi9Slyq
(I really hope the link works and if it doesn't, just search up "Bro what happened to your face?")
NOW DO YOU SEE THE VISON???
C/n: I don't really do asks lol but I do read em' and if I'm motivated to do em' them, I'll do it, it just takes longer. This was asked on Jan. 18 and it's now march 3— sorry for the delay lol😺 anyways feel free to ask stuff or whatever, I like em' and with the ideas placed in the comments too, I keep em' in mind. So no I'm not ignoring ya🥀 Dun worry.
Thank ya for the crumbs @stoopywalnut.
Content ┃Non-established PolyLads, Non-Mc×Mc×LIs×Gideon, Favoritism on Non-Mc, probably OOC LADs.
Themes/Genre┃Tiktok meme/trend, Crack/Comedy, Fluff, Hinted Possessiveness/Jealousy and m★rderous intent.
✏Wc: Over 1.7k?
All credit towards dividers goes to me except for that GIF though, ain't mine✨
"ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴜᴍʙꜱ." - Quote by minicrumbs.
A.K.A Seasonal Big Back.
"I wanna know what's Angel up to..." Xavier grunted in the backseat, leaning his head against the windows while he sighed softly. He got dragged so suddenly he gained his consciousness while he was standing up in the middle of the food aisle. "Tell me about it. My pearl is probably in dire need of my presence." Rafayel sighed exasperatedly while he crossed his arms with a visible pout on his face.
"Lucky for both of you, we're all done with the groceries." Light shines against a pair of glasses as a finger pushes it up, Zayne spoke out with a grocery list on his hand— making sure he had everything. Additionally needed grabs would be some desserts, specifically some ice creams and cakes from Dairy Queen.
"Actually...we need to grab a few more stuff that our spoiled princesses need." Sylus huffed with a smirk on his face as he pulled his seatbelt, Zayne doing the same with his eyes on Sylus while raising a brow. "What do you mean? Didn't we already get everything written on the list?" He asked while Sylus just hummed, turning on the engine and letting it heat up first. "We did. But I've got a text..."
Zayne raised a brow at Sylus, Xavier's face scrunched up even more and Rafayel just whined louder than before. "Oh come on!" Plopping down Xavier's lap as the blonde haired male flinched, looking down at Rafayel who babbled about wanting to go home and seeing you plus some other stuff— a dark aura looming behind him as Xavier covers Rafayel's mouth with his hand.
Rafayel froze before darting his eyes at the chubby bunny in front of him. Deciding to slap Xavier's hands away. "Get your dirty paw-!!!" Before the squeaking duck could continue further, chubby bunny covered his mouth again. Slowly a dark aura was felt in the backseats as sounds of slaps and screeches could be heard.
"Bas-ompf!!!"
"Shut your squeaking mou-mfhh!!!"
"What did they ask for?" Zayne questioned Sylus who started moving the car— the two completely unbothered and used to fights whenever it involves Rafayel and Xavier, add MC and Caleb to the mix too. "Little dove asks for some ice cream which we can buy on the way with your Dairy Queen, Miss hunter asked for some desserts too. Both in which we'll be able to get on the way home..."
Slap!
Sylus glanced at Zayne who nodded, raising a brow at Sylus for him to continue. "Soulja boy wants something to do with apples again and his pilot friend wants some kisses from you, doc." Zayne rolled his eyes as he shifted into a more comfortable position.
Slap! "Mmpff!" Slap!
"We have apples at home. At least Gideon is asking something less annoying...oddly enough..." Zayne sighed, leaning back. Seeming not processing what Sylus had said making the old man count underneath his breath. "3.....2....1/2... Annnd-"
"STOP-HMMP!" Rafayel glared at Xavier who looked down at him with crazy wide eyes. Both their hands and mouths are red from the slaps they'd give each other— about to do some more slapping until they heard Zayne scream and shot back up as he snapped his head towards Sylus. "WHAT?!"
The white haired man just grinned, chuckling in a rich manner. Xavier and Rafayel both stop, thinking they were about to get scolded as they froze and started sweating bullets as they immediately sat up in a more presentable manner. Being quiet, just in case they get the Caleb treatment. Zayne was very sleep deprived from his work— so he's processing things a lot more slower and half assed than usual. Also his emotions are a bit...less controlled at this moment as well.
"For fucks sake..." Rubbing his forehead, trying to soothe the upcoming headache that's not only coming from the lack of sleep, Caleb, but now also his best friend? Could the day get any worse?
Suddenly hearing quietness as Zayne raised a brow, glancing over his shoulder to see two grown men having slap marks all over their faces— still red as ever. He stared at them with a blank expression whilst they sweat bullets from his dull gaze alone, it was intimidating that even Rafayel hears the seas still from this distance and Xavier's mind stopped the need for sleep just in case he gets whopped for doing so, in the midst of scolding.
"You two-"
"IT WAS THIS FAT FUCKING CHUB WHO DID IT FIRST!"
"He's lying...He's being slimy again, Zayne. Trying to act as if I'm at fault."
Sylus just chuckled, moving the vehicle once the engines were rightfully heated up. Just ignoring the imaginary dark cloud looming over at Zayne's head which they can imagine vividly so. Immediately Xavier and Rafayel shut up, looking down whilst Zayne just simply stared at them. Hands on their lap while they mumbled apologies like a bunch of children being looked at by their angry mother for bickering.
"Sorry, doc..."
And in a way...they kinda were...
"Won't happen again, Zayne..."
Just a family, all of them.
After a half hour drive back, the redness on Xavier's and Rafayel's faces were just a bit less vibrant now— they slapped each other really hard after all and Zayne wasn't gonna help them treat that whatsoever, they can manage themselves. Grabbing the groceries, Xavier, Rafayel and Sylus grabbed the eco-friendly bags while Zayne carried the desserts they'd brought. He was cold, the ice creams were cold— it was only right for him to hold onto them.
Is his excuse…
Walking towards their house Xavier knocked on the door, impatient as ever. A familiar voice shouting behind the door as he beamed, the others immediately relaxed as well— the door opened to reveal you, their sweet lovely girl.
"Angel-…What's with all the kiss marks on your face?" Xavier's brows furrowed, keeping his body to cover your figure from the others behind him who nudged him away. "Kiss marks?!" Rafayel gasped loudly, being his overexpressive self as per usual whilst you just frowned at them. Seeing their faces red with slap marks, how ironic.
A face covered with affection and love whilst two other faces were covered by violence and ruthlessness…
A.K.A They had it rough…
Kinda deserved though but you didn't say that, instead you asked— "Why do you two have a dozen of slap marks on both your faces?" Raising a brow, they were about to answer until Zayne spoke up, his voice icy cold and sending shivers up their spines. "Could you two move? Carrying lots of stuff whilst being tired from work is not truly ideal for my day off right now, especially for a man who works 24/7 as myself."
Xavier immediately leaned against the left and Rafayel on the right, giving him space to walk past them. Zayne stared at you before leaning in, placing a kiss on your forehead while he spoke softly. "It's nice seeing you again, Sugar…" He says as if he didn't saw you earlier after he left. You smiled at him brightly while nodding, leaning up to kiss his cheek in return.
Reciprocating affection is needed in order to have a healthy relationship, which comes in all different forms.
"It's good to see you again too, darling…" Zayne lets out a satisfied sigh, gaining a little bit of his energy back as he walks inside whilst carrying his, yours and MC's treasures tightly in his arms. Sylus walks on ahead before Xavier and Rafayel could crowd the entrance once more, leaning down— he tilts his head, giving your lips a gentle and sweet peck. "I'm back, my love..."
His voice soothingly deep and sensual but not lustfully. You couldn't help but melt, nuzzling your nose against his— making you both chuckle softly. "Welcome home, sweetheart." Leaning back, Sylus makes his way inside— leaving you with two pouty men who you stared at before walking back inside whilst they close the door behind them both.
Reaching the living room area as Rafayel sees MC with red lipstick on which made him raise a brow. "Red lipstick?…Cutie did you do that?" He asked, nodding towards you who walked towards Zayne and Sylus at the open kitchen to help them out, organizing can be such a relaxing activity anyways.
"Psh…no." Letting out an exasperating sigh, Mc was pouting because she wanted to do that but you'd stop her before she acted upon it. "Then who did it?" A familiar voice came up, making Rafayel and Xavier perk up. Their gazes darkened immediately at the sight of Caleb with his lips tainted in red, with a very clear and very much so hefty smudge he looked like he'd been punched repeatedly there.
"Yea who?" Another head popped behind Caleb, Gideon— his best friend whom they swore to keep just a fraction of distance away from you but it looks like that agreement came to a close as his lips were also smudged with red lipstick, he looked like a clown like his best friend.
Coldness filled the room, no one cared— used to it anyways. "You bastards…" Xavier's voice low making Caleb grin widely, crossing his arms with Gideon who let's out a breathless laugh at their reactions as well. "You dare leave me out of this, you rotten apple?" Rafayel huffed in pure disbelief, betrayed by him as they were the mischief duo together and yet he didn't tell him about this deviant grand act.
"Wah wah…not my problem you were on grocery duty today." Caleb waved his hand dismissively in the air, making Rafayel irked up some more. "You're a dead man, Caleb! I was supposed to kiss and mark her like that on my birthday!" Rafayel lunched at him dramatically, Xavier already on the move as Caleb and Gideon make a run for it. MC having her phone up, dashing right behind them to record everything for blackmail of course.
"Oi! Teleporting is cheating!"
"No rules are set when my angel is involved with your heinous acts of rage baiting."
"Damn it! I knew I shouldn't have agreed to this! Caleb you owe me a hundred bucks, you reckless fuck!"
"Number two! I'm coming for your head! I already have four other rivals to compete with, we don't need one more!"
"Wait for me!"
And just like that, the house grew loud once more and maybe with some added violence into the mix this time around…
Which was definitely more than usual, to be fair.
"Xavier. Rafayel. Get those groceries bags in this kitchen right now." Zayne's voice echoed throughout the entire house, Sylus just helping you out with putting stuff over the upper cabinets while you sweat dropped. "They're fucked aren't they?"
He smiled, simply chuckling afterwards. "Indeed they are…plus two more additional bodies to freeze…I'm sure they'd be fine…" You couldn't help but just grumbled, not like you can do anything anyways. Besides that who'd want to get into Zayne's tired and less patient side?
Definitely not you.
"I hope so…"
C/n: Low-key hope I did good on this🤧 I kinda lost touch with the LADs characters hence why I'm M.I.A. when it comes to updating fics right now. Not being able to connect with the characters in it and the story is shitty mid-way into the series Anyways Luv y'all and I'll always be watching...Watching.👀
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