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after leaving a Halloween party, you unexpectedly encounter the Miles County clown
tags: fem!plus sized reader, lovesick!art, sfw, short fic
Beady eyes stare at you from the darkness. Light shifts into them, appearing white only for a moment before-- blue. Cold, insipid, but also something horribly human about them. They were enticingly harrowing.
Then, a face creeps out. A man in a clown's visage. Black lipstick, heavy black eye makeup on a painted stark-white face. He mimics your surprised expression before grinning with a mouth full of yellowing, decaying teeth. With a grand sweeping bow, Art the Clown raises his tiny top hat in greeting.
Holding up an index finger, the tall clown begins to root around in his large trash bag. He makes a show of exaggeratedly looking to you every so often to make sure you're still invested in his silliness before producing a fake yellow flower.
"For me?" You ask softly, hand extended towards it. Art grins wider, nodding vigorously like a bobblehead. Upon taking the flower Art dramatically feigns a swoon and holds his dirtied hands over his heart, landing on his bottom on the rainy pavement. He keels over with silent laughter, kicking his feet giddily. Rolling over onto his belly, Art props his chin into his gloved hands, wiggling his drawn-on thin brows sensually.
Warmth creeps up the back of your neck and prickles at your skin at the bold display. Art stands up briskly, bowing exaggeratedly low.
You look around, holding up a single finger. "Hold on just a minute!" Plucking a rose from a nearby bush, you hurriedly run back to gift him the rose.
"For you!" You grin wide. Art's cheeks stretch widely with an impish grin. Galliantly he accepts it with a hand over his heart, making kissy faces at you.
That was your first meeting with Art and are now a part of a small, select group to have crossed paths with him and lived.
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Please comment what you would like to see if you choose the third option! I’d love to hear y’all’s thoughts :3
I will write for not just Bubba but Choptop, Nubbins and Drayton for our celebration!!
(although keep in mind it may take me a bit longer for requests that aren’t Bubba because I have to do sum reading on them to make sure it’s all in character)
X readers are allowed!
Also nsfw requests will be allowed too on both drawings and headcanons/fanfics, just no crazy nasty shit, okay guys?
Also also!!! Sorry but I kinda feel weird about drawing bubba with other people like romantically so I won’t be taking any requests of that nature. Sorry!! Don’t kill me for it 。°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°。 but other than that those are my only rules!