#creepazoid

[serenthelioness]

What in the JCPenney?

Y’all have got to be kidding me with that JCPenney staged photoshoot. Honestly, those popped up earlier and I ignored them because I seriously thought they were AI.

Like no one connects the dots that the article about Creepazoid being an egomaniac nightmare and his actor’s panel gets cancelled and lo’ and behold 24-hours later he drags out the universe’s Sunshine in human form to sit far from him at dinner facing an open window in a well lit restaurant and TMZ calls that cozy? This couldn’t be more staged if they were in Bloomingdale’s window at Christmas.

Who would ever believe this is anything than an attempt to do some PR repair for Creepazoid? And with photos from a week ago pre-Grammys if the reports are true.

I wish Hudson and Connor would stop being so nice to help out these sad creepy dudes when they screw up, but that makes them the boys we love.

[cetacian]

5 times with Creep! :3 (Not too sure on the word though so I'll leave that up to you!)

1. Grace brought Creep to Waylon’s hotel and showed him around Monstertown. He got a few looks, but not many.

2. Grace showed him Gotham Harbor, though was unsure if he could swim.

3. She asked him about his weapons and how he became what he is.

4. Creep became very familiar with traveling through the sewer ways with Grace, whether he liked it or not.

5. She was able to locate his brother, though did not expect to find him through Grundy.

[improvidence318]

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[phant0msuperman]

[bronzetomatoes]

what would you do if this man (^^^) went into your bedroom and started sniffing your dresser drawers

[nonbinaricorpse]

3AT FR3SH

[mirandaadria]

Just... no.

Few things skeeve me out more about OKCupid profiles for 30+ year old men than when they show they’re looking for women that are age 18–30 something.

Why in the bloody fuck are you looking for a woman, a girl really, who is 18?

Please leave 18-year-old women the fuck alone, you goddamn creeps.