#crhing

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what possessed me to type this

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i’m not okay thx i cant they make me so sad

[tteokdoroki]

Omfg childhood best friend!kiri stuffing you with his fingers while having dinner with your parents and you try not to react and theyre too worried to take you home so you stay over instead

fuck yes!! kirishima having literally the best time watching you struggle to keep your face straight while his fingers dance up the inside of your thighs— pushing your cute little panties before he’s drawing lazy circles on your clit or gathering all the slick between your puffy folds.

like imagine having to pretend to be attentive while your mother goes on and on about happy she is to have you back in town, trying to mess with your love life and suggest how cute of a couple you and kirishima would make while he’s literally splitting you open on two of his digits. at one point, you’re so wet, that he has to stop thrusting them in and out of you and he uses the seat of his palm to grind against your puffy clit because your pretty pussy was just making too much noise :(

and as eijirou strokes your inner walls, searching for that gushy and spongy spot inside of you— you’re struggling to eat or even talk properly, gripping his wrist as your father scolds your for being a bad host to kirishima who absolutely milks this by the way. apologising to your parents on your behalf, saying you must be tired and you’ll be much more excited to see him after resting and dinner and that maybe he should take you upstairs to bed (where you both know he’s going to feed you his cock and make you cum so many times as payback for almost getting caught.)

and when you do actually cum, it’s by the time dessert arrives at the dinner table— your dad recounting some dumb work story and kirishima’s just agreeing blindly, “mhm, yeah? yeah?” Knowing what his husky voice does to you as he speeds up until you’re right on the edge. you practically squirt all over his hand when your mother sets the pie down with a cheery smile, trembling in your seat and so light headed from how hard eijirou’s made you cum— tucking yourself into his side.

you only come to when kirishima slows down with a pinch of your clit, gathering up the strings of your arousal between his two fingers and licking it off right in front of your parents— passing it off as taste testing dessert.

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cute dates with...

.｡.:*☆ VOX AKUMA !

holding his hand while walking through the streets of london at night. the two of you are sitting on a park bench and people watching with your head on his shoulder. he’s rubbing the back of your knuckles with his thumb absentmindedly as he comes up with wild tales of the strangers across the park.

“he just divorced his second wife but lost custody of the kids. she asked out the cute barista from the starbucks. he’s secretly an avid reader of werewolf erotica.”

you closed your eyes at some point, not quite asleep just yet but blocking out the world so it’s just you and him. you can’t see it but he’s staring at you so fondly. there’s nothing but adoration in both his eyes and his heart when he leans down to kiss the top of your head.

“i love you.” you open one eye wearily, a small smile on your face as you look up at him.

“what’s with the sudden declaration?”

“no reason,” he whispers. “i just love you and i needed you to know.”

.｡.:*☆ LUCA KANESHIRO !

screaming at the top of your lungs at a theme park. he convinced you to ride the tallest rollercoaster there, and while you’re an adrenaline junkie yourself, even you felt some hesitation staring at that monster. promising cotton candy afterwards, he leads you to the line and cheers when the two of you get assigned the front cart. as you’re strapping in, he glances at you and laughs wholeheartedly when you meet his eyes and glare.

“i hate you.”

“it’ll be fun! i promise, don’t be such a weenie babe!” you huff at his words, but he was right. you end up getting back in line two more times after that, with luca yelling “pog!” each time. he still buys you cotton candy later and steals a massive bite, much to your chagrin.

“i’m gonna kill you!” you yell, holding your half eaten cotton candy in despair. he runs off giggling at your words which leads to a chase halfway through the park. eventually he’s out of sight and you’re looking around for him with mild worry.

“luca?” you call, gnawing on your lip when you can’t spot your massive boyfriend in the crowd.

“surprise!” he comes up behind you and lifts you up, spinning you around while laughing wildly. you sigh as you turn around and wrap your arms around his neck, pressing your lips to his jaw.

“stupid, stupid man. don’t scare me like that, i thought i lost you for a second.” he holds you tighter in response, ignoring the flow of people walking around you.

“sorry babe, i didn’t mean to worry you like that. wanna go ride the ferris wheel?” rolling your eyes at his obvious attempt to win your favor, you grin and let him drag you over. you can never stay mad at his cute puppy face anyways.

.｡.:*☆ IKE EVELAND !

cafe hopping and taking pictures with your new polaroid camera. he doesn’t really like to have his picture taken, much preferring to be the one behind the lens instead, but at your insistence (“but i want to admire your pretty face all the time!”

“i didn’t sign up for this, hon.”

“you literally did when you agreed to be my boyfriend, dum dum.”) he relents.

his hair practically glows in the soft afternoon sun, and the way his jaw looks when you instruct him to look toward the side is absolutely criminal. he can tell you’re staring, but chooses to not acknowledge it, letting his lips twitch upward into a knowing smile instead.

“how long does it take to snap a picture?” he quips jokingly, side-eyeing you from his seat. you flush, grumbling about him being a smartass as the flash goes off. your face still feels hot when he leans over to peck you on the cheek in an attempt to make you feel better (no it isn’t). flustering you is his favorite pastime, and watching you sip your coffee while avoiding his eyes sets butterflies off in his stomach.

“let me get one of you, too,” he says, picking up the camera and pointing it toward you.

“i need something to look at when i get tired of staring at my monitor all day. you’re good motivation.”

WRITTEN ! 080922

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no one ;

not even one person ;

not a single soul , ever ;

me , crying ; MISS WENDY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

[trashy-ebi]

sanha,,,im crying

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The Torrid Affair of All Might and Yagi Toshinori - By: Speedwagons_Glorious_Mane