#crime joke

[matt-i-guess]

I’ve found that when a friend is having a bad day, the two best things you can offer them are these:

1) A hug

2) An alibi

[callmeexparagus]

So im in college for basically film major right, and for one class we're filming this week and one person had this scene where it's a business meeting and so we needed idle chatter to like make it seem real right, and so the person who was the meeting leader (also my professor) and he looked at me and asked if I had any ideas and I didn't so I had to make some shit up on the spot and I just said "Yeah how about; Crime" and I mean that sounds about right for a car insurance meeting to me so yeah.