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Social Misadventures: Friends Helping Friends
Me: "Did we know about Scott Eastwood's face????"
Crimeswithemma: "Sadly The Rock hates him and he's a self-professed sex addict with his father's politics."
Me: "Dammit. He's so. So. Pretty."
CWE: "God truly doesn't give with both hands."
Me: "This is more devastating than the time you told me Ronan Farrow is bisexual."
@crimeswithemma and i are having a wild saturday night
Social Misadventures: Sleeping With the Enemy
Me: "Do you know how many people I met this weekend who are voting for Gary Johnson? Because they can't decide between the 'lesser of two evils'????"
Emma: "FUCK A GARY JOHNSON SUPPORTER"
Me: "I tried, man."
Dani: "GARY JOHNSON"
Emma: "Keep it in your pants CC"
Dani: "sexy kind of"
Social Misadventures: The Bagelist Manifesto
Innocent bystander: "Where are the bagels from?"
crimeswithemma: "A place by work called Pick-a-Bagel. It’s a chain, the name of which enrages me. Because that’s just what happens at a bagel shop. You ALWAYS pick a bagel. It’s the business model! It’s not descriptive of what happens at that particular shop!"
Social Misadventures: Genetic Modification
me: "I just wish he were a different person..."
crimeswithemma: "But with the same dick."
me: "Oh yeah, exactly."
Social Misadventures: All the cool kids are doing it
probablymaybelline: "But what if I want to actually 'Netflix and chill'?"
teamsweeting: "That's 'Hulu and hang out.'"
Social Misadventures: Million Dollar Ideas
crimeswithemma: There's mumblecore and mumblegore... is mumbleporn a thing? If not, untapped market! We could make our fortune on pretentious upper middle class erotica.
probablymaybelline: I'm in and I have no further questions.
crimeswithemma: 👯💥📹💰💰💰💰💰
The dancing girls symbolize teamwork not girl-on-girl sex, I feel I must clarify...
probablymaybelline: Hahahahahaha
crimeswithemma: They're us! But not us as sex workers.
Social Misadventures: People Watching
rocksandchaos: He looks like a police sketch of a rapist.
