#critstuck

[fantasy-queereye]

HAPPY 4/13!!

Here's a M9 Sburb AU no one asked for!

[neonprotagonist]

i really like your critstuck thing! what made you think prince of mind for percy? i had him pegged as a knight of doom

GOD a knight of doom would work SUPER DUPER well for percy!!

i have him as a prince of mind because as a prince he actively destroys his aspect (in which case being mind, representing thought, logic, decisions, and conscious), while using his brilliant and destructive and brilliantly destructive mind to fuel massive destruction on his enemies.

it should also be noted that i chose this class during the briarwoods arc.

[neonprotagonist]

Thank you so much for the homestuck critrole stuff. I honestly love the idea of that au so much. I kinda wonder how it would work with vex and vax (presumably) living together when the session started? (although i guess if you wanted it to be angsty then one would be with their father, and the other with their mother)

vex and vax live together! keyleth lives in BASICALLY a more open vision of the place jake lived in. percy lives in a large empty house, grog and pike live together in an old church turned house with pikes grandpa, and tiberius. is just. he lives in roses house

[neonprotagonist]

Okay but has anyone ever done a critical role homestuck au?

KIND OF

I HAVE A FEW THINGS FIGURED OUT

classes

percy: prince of mind

vex: mage/thief of breath

vax: knight of void/time

pike: sylph of hope

grog: prince/???????????? of heart

keyleth: witch of life/space

scanlan: page of light

tiberius: page of space/breath

mercer: lord of space

chumhandles

Percy: waywardGunslinger

Vex: stolenTrinket (?)

Vax: ?

Pike: curativeTragedy (or curativeTrauma)

Keyleth: dryadicOdyssey

Scanlan: ?

Grog: drunkBarbarian (or barbaricBarbarian)

Tiberius: draconicCharisma (?) 

lands

Vax: Land of Blades and Shadows.

Vex: Land of Flight and Coins.

Pike: Land of Light and Redemption.

Grog: Land of Barbarians and something.

Percy: Land of Memories and Vampires.

Keyleth: Land of Canopies and Frogs.

Tiberius: Land of Fire and Artifacts.

Scanlan: Land of Music Notes and Mischief.

some interactions:

ST: wait, hold on. im about to throw a couch through your door. WG: Wait what. ST: you heard me!!WG: Vex I seriously doubt that thats going to work and now theres a couch shaped hole in my wall thanks that makes my whole predicament better. ST: ;)

CT: Grog?BB: :0)CT: Grog…BB: :0)))CT: Grog!BB: :0(((

DO: Oh.DO: My god!!!!PH: what?PH: kiki?PH: …PH: keyleth its been like five minutes im about to go get pikeDO: There are SO MANY FROGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PH: …is that a good thing?DO: YES!!! LOOK AT THEM!!! SO MANY!!PH: oh keyleth….

and...

Your name is ALLURA VYSORN and you’re a beautiful yellow-blood that just discovered that some fucks are going to MESS UP YOUR SESSION SUPER BAD. Shit.

==> Pester dryadicOdyssey

also percy and keyleth are moirails and so are pike and grog. vax and percy were swinging pitch but vex tries her best to mediate and it usually doesnt work out that well if im being honest. vax just has a pitch crush on everyone tbqh

[neonprotagonist]

okay, hear me out here: homestuck shipping quadrants on vox machina. kismesis vax and percy. moirails pike and grog.

PIKE AND GROG ARE THE BEST MOIRAILS IN THE WORLD IM SO :,DDDDDD

i can honestly see vax and percy in a really healthy kismesistude. vax is basically throwing spades at like half the party anyway so.

also.. pale keyleth and percy.. yes.. 

[neonprotagonist]

Zahra: Meets Vex. Zahra: /??????<>/<3??????

[neonprotagonist]

Your name is ALLURA VYSOREN and you're a beautiful yellow-blood that just discovered that some fucks are going to MESS UP YOUR SESSION SUPER BAD. Shit. ==> Pester dryadicOdyssey

[neonprotagonist]

critical role god tiers.

vax - 

vex -

pike -

grog -

percy - prince of mind. actively destroys directly via his aspect, mind. princes are violently stubborn and will stop at nothing to reach their goals, and their challenge is to not destroy themselves along the way. being a prince of mind, he would bring destruction through his own mind. through karma and justice. “A Prince of Mind ghosts Heart as they Destroy Mind. So they cut down apathy and impersonal tendencies, and so by consequence incite passion and motivation also.”

keyleth - 

tiberius -

scanlan -

matthew - lord of space. domination of creation and creates thus dominating. the space aspect focuses on the creation of existence and theoretically there could not be a lord of space in a normal session, but mercer is dm god so he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.