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The Forest's Calling (part2)

I couldn't help myself, i put myself in this hole with the rarest poly, but i will gladly die in it. Take some soft stuff and enjoy. :)

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Tux stretched and yawned as his eyes slowly fluttered open, slowly sitting up and rubbing his eyes. No one was there beside him as he tried to recall what happened last night. "... Maybe it was a dream?" A sigh slipped from his lips, wishing that it wasn't, he slowly got out of the center of the bed and began walking to the bedroom door. Finally looking down and noticing that he doesn't recognize the shirt he is wearing, or the shorts for that matter. But he shugs it off, thinking its some of his roommates clothes that he put on by accident. Blake and Conner steal his clothes all the time.

As he continued down the hallway, an aroma came from the kitchen that smelled so good. He started to wonder who was cooking, cuz he knows the others cant cook for shit. But he still was excited about the food, so he darted out of the hallway and into the dinning room. Sliding out on the hardwood flooring while exclaiming, "What's cooking, buckaroo?" Only to realize that it was Anthony who was cooking, one of his boyfriends from his dream last night. "Or was it a dream? Wait, he's real?" Anthony turned around with a smile, "Glad you're awake now, i thought i would let you sleep a lil longer while i made breakfast." Tux just stood there like a dork, in shock and awe that it wasn't a dream. "I actually got to cuddle you last night ..." he said with realization and excitement.

"Of course you did you goof, we all did. How do you like your eggs, Tux?" Anthony giggled. "Well ...uhhhhh, over easy? I guess ..?" He had to think about it for a moment, cuz the last time Blake made eggs he somehow managed to burn them to a crisp. "You didn’t sound to confident with that. But one over easy egg coming right up." Anthony cracked an egg into the pan, the sizzling sounding quite satisfying. Tux lightly chuckled, "Ya, my roommates didn't really know how to cook, it was to the point that the kitchen was off limits for a month."

Anthony chuckled at the comment. "So you have some experience with living with multiple people i see." Tux kinda shruged. "I guess, even tho Yumi and Cob are boyfriends and i was kinda the third wheel for them." Anthony turned around and kissed his cheek, "You won't be when you're here, you lil dork." Tux's face flushed to bright red, he couldn't even speak. So he hugged Anthony and buried his face into the back of his shoulder. Anthony gently ran his fingers through Tux's hair as the other was to flustered to protest.

"Breakfast should be done here in a minute and Ze and Brian will be back from their patrol soon." Anthony took the egg out of the pan and set it aside so he can begin to cook more. Tux turned his head to see the stack of pancakes that Anthony had made before hand, the stack was quite large, at least 20 was his guess. Anthony turned hus head a bit. "You know, you and your roommates have some funny lil nicknames, kinda like mine is Panda or Jiggly." Anthony let out a soft giggle as Tux became curious. "Steven goes by his all the time to the point it's become his name. Brian on the other hand, he only gets called his when he is being a lil mischievous." Tux laughed slightly. "And his nickname is?" "Terroriser, he kinda earned it after 4 days of our relationship." Anthony grinned.

Anthony paused for a moment. "We never got your real name, did we?" Tux thought for a moment as well. "I guess I could tell you all when the other two get back." Anthony smiled and turned around to face him. "Can I try to guess your name til then?" He said with curious tone. "You can try." Tux said him and Anthony held hands. "Alright, im guess it has to be something similar to you nickname, right?" "Nope." Tux giggled. "Well, I see this isnt going to be easy."

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I hoped u enjoyed part 2, ill be working kn part 3 soon

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Good Things Fall Apart

Alright, here is some TerrorLadd angst cuz im evil, all based on a song of course. Its about Brian just trying to figure out whats up with Craig as a person, and what happened to them. Enjoy :)

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Brian stammered up to Craig's house, beer bottle in his hand. He sat there hesitantly before knocking on his door. He let out a breath. "Did I say something wrong? ... Did you hear what I was thinking? ... Did I talk way too long when I told you all my feelings that night? ... Is it you? Is it me? ... Did you find somebody better? ... Someone who isn't me, 'cause I know that I was never your type .... Never really your type."

Brian glaced down at the bottle in his hand. "Overthinking's got me drinking, messing with my head ..."

He rested his head on the door before sliding down to the ground.

"Tell me what you hate about me .... Whatever it is I'm sorry ..."

He began to have tears in his eyes as the words came out of his mouth. Looking over and seeing the car, sparking a memory.

"When you said it was real, guess I really did believe you ... Did you fake how you feel when we parked down by the river that night?  ... That night. That night when we fogged up the windows in your best friend's car 'cause we couldn't leave the windows down in December ..."

His sobs grew louder with each thought.

"I know I can be dramatic, but everybody said we had it ...."

He look down with his head rested on his knees.

"Coming to terms with a broken heart ... I guess that sometimes good things fall apart ..."

The tears kept streaming down his face as he sat there .... waiting for a response. But it never came.

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Sorry, not sorry :3

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The Forest's Calling

YES IT IS, THE RAREST POLY FOREST AU, WOOOOO!! Im happy to share the full fic with you peeps. Its mainly fluff cuz im soft. Enjoy :)

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I feel like Ze, Anthony and Brian were already together but they saw a lost Tux in the middle of the woods at night, Anthony brought him to their cabin. Of course Tux might be a lil shaken cuz he saw these two beasts and has zer0 clue as to how and where he is, but the man is being so nice to him. He starts stuttering when trying to form a sentence about the beasts he saw. Anthony just smiles and says "I once thought they were scary too, until i met them." Tux's eyes widen but tilts his head as Anthony continues to clean his scratches. "Wait, they are friendly?" "They're a lil more than friendly." Anthony chuckles.

Before Tux could question Anthony, two men enter the door and are covered in mud. The taller of the two comes over and kisses Anthony's head while the other is cleaning up. Anthony hums, "Did you two have fun?" The one at the sink spoke, his voice with an Irish accent. "We surely did, but we saw someon-" he stopped now noticing that Tux was there. "Wow Brian, a bit oblivious much." The other chuckled. "Well its not my fault Ze, that I rather wash up before I hug Anthony." He stuck his tongue out at Ze, who came over and kissed his nose which made him flustered.

Anthony was chuckling at the two, Tux just sat there with a smile on his face, not sure what to think. "The three of them are boyfriends? What were Ze and Brian doing? Why were they covered in mud? WAIT, WHAT DID ANTHONY MEAN BY MORE THAN FRIENDLY!? ... OMFG!!" The realization was written all over Tux's face as he began to turn red at the thought.

Ze and Brian came over and began to lean on Anthony as he finished bandaging Tux. All three of them look up in unison to see Tux covering his flustered face. Brian looks at Anthony "Did you tell him something?" Anthony shurgs. "Might have hinted to something, but never told him." "I think we broke him." Ze stated. Tux uncovered his face but left his hands up. "Ok, .... correct me if I'm wrong but are all three of you together?"

They looked at each. "Ya, we are."

"Ok, ... so, ... does that mean that Ze and Brian are the beasts I saw outside in the woods?" Tux's hands were beginning to shake. Anthony smiled and grabed his hands gently. "They are indeed." Ze sat next to Tux and began rubbing his back. "I know we may seem scary but we would never hurt anyone." "Unless they deserve it." Brian smirked. Anthony nudged him. "But you dont. You seem more lost out there. ... What brought you this deep into the woods anyway?"

"I-I don't know, ... I was just drawn in and couldn't help but getting lost. ... It was like- like I needed to see something." Tux sat there, loving the way Ze was rubbing his back with his warm hand. "Hmm, sounds like how Anthony stumbled here, and who would have guessed that he would be our boyfriend now." Brian sighed happily.

Tux started blushing again, he couldn't help himself, he didn't even know why he was doing it. He just felt so happy around them, like he could say something crazy about the way he felt ... but he was hesitant. They noticed how flustered Tux looked and looked at each other before walking away for a few moments.

"I don't know how you two feel about it, but I think he belongs with us." Ze stated. Brian kinda nodded. "He is pretty cute, not gonna lie." Anthony smiled and rolled his eyes. "He came here the same way I did, and if that aint a sign, I don't know what is." They nodded in agreement as they walked back over to Tux, who seemed to not be as flustered anymore.

"Well Tux ... we have discussed something over and we all agree-" Anthony smiled. "That you should-" Ze giggled. "Be our boyfriend." Brian grinned. Tux smiled and leaped into Anthony's chest, hugging him and was joined by the others. All of them started giggling with joy, Tux finally felt at home with his new boyfriends.

After some time, Tux let out a yawn as he cuddled into Anthony's chest, feeling loved as Brian and Ze had their arms around them. Ze kissed their heads as he got up, "I think we should yawns head to bed." The others nodded in agreement, Ze helped Anthony up and Brian helped Tux.

Tux rubbes his eyes and walked forward sluggishly, only to be swept up by Brian. "It will take you ferever to walk there at that rate." Brian kissed his cheek as they walk forward, Tux liked being held.

Ze and Anthony have arms wrapped around as they walked behind Brian, smiling at the two. They enter the room and Brian gently sat Tux on the bed. The other got into some comfortable clothes, Anthony let Tux have one of his t-shirts and Brian gave him some basketball shorts that looked a lil big on his shorter frame.

The others were blushing at Tux's appearance, he looked adorable. Anthony crawled in bed and Ze soon came in to spoon him, Tux got to bury his face into Anthony's chest as Brian spooned him. Ze and Brian's held hands above the two in the center, almost like they were protecting them.

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I plan on writing part 2 soon, it will be more about the beasts that Ze and Brian are uwu

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Boredom X-mas Doodles

Welp, this is gonna be a one shot of a fic and im srry if there is really bad spelling and/or grammar. So this does have and classic Christmas trope and a soulmates au as well cuz why the fuck not. Also, its two ships cuz GAY BOIS!

This is a gift to @firstaidquarters, thats right, im ur secret satan ;) Enjoy

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"Ahh yes, there had to be a convention in New York, IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER!" Craig wasn't to happy about the weather. The snow was falking down hard, making it impossible for the small group to leave the cafe. "This is nothing compared to Canada. Trust me, we get up to 3 feet in a storm like this." Smii7y effortlessly spoke out.

"Ya, but you're too much of a pussy to go outside in it."

"All have you know Brian, I jumped in it bare ass naked cuz im that Canadian."

"And let's change the subject please, us five are stuck in a cafe. Lets do something to pass the time til the streets are clear." Brock was looking around to see if the cafe had something.

"Well, why don't we mess with our soulmates?" John said as he held up a bouquet of colorful pens.

Smii7y smiled and grabed the white one lightning quick. "Mine!"

"What do you mean by that?" Brock became intrigued, as was Brian and Craig.

"You guys haven't drawn or written on your skin?!" Smii7y shouted. "It's the funniest shit when you can quote vines back to each other at 3am."

"SO THAT'S WHY I WAKE UP WITH SMUDGES OF INK ON MY ARMS!" Craig grabbed an the orange pen. "Time to get back at this bitch for leaving marks-" He began to mumble as he walked to a booth and took a seat.

Brian shruged. "I guess ill draw dicks or be a flirt." He proceeded to grab the red pen and sit on the chair by Brock.

"I haven't drawn on myself before, except maybe when I forget something." While rubbing the back of his neck, Brock grabed the green pen that was being handed to him. Which left John with the blue pen.

Smii7y leaned over and whispered, "So what you gonna draw, John?"

"I dont know, I havent thought that far. I guess I'll just wait til I get an idea."

"Or you could read that." Smii7y pointed to his forearm that now had a paragraph on it. "I could say the same for you." John said as he caressed Smii7y's forearm.

"Well damb. Only one way to end this." Smii7y started writing a word over the paragraph. John just grinned before looking at his own forearm and seeing what Smii7y was writing was there above the paragraph.

He nudged Smii7y. "AHHH, JOHN! You made me mess- HOLY SHIT WERE SOULMATES!"

"DAMN RIGHT, BORTHER! ..." but the realization set in, "Wait, who wrote the paragraph? Cuz I didn't."

"I didnt, cuz it's in orange ink." They starred at each other and then began grinning as they both thought of the same thing. They began to draw memes on there arms, one would sketch and the other would fill. Soon they heard Craig beginning to laugh in confusion.

"Who the fuck is this person? They are a meme god or something cuz now my arms look like a shitpost." Craig took his glasses of and rubbed his eyes. Smii7y and John took a seat with him, laying their arms out on the table. Putting his glasses back on to see all the identical doodles and the paragraph that had 'penis' written on top of it. He sat there in shock. "I have two soulmates who both, happen to be my most memey friends? Well that just sums up my love life."

While those three were doing their soulmate doodles, Brock was drawing lil hearts and flowers on the back of his hand. Suddenly a sentence began to pop up, 'your art is cute' the phrase alone made Brock slightly blush. So he responded back. 'I bet you're cute.' He looked up while he waited for a response to see Brian madly blushing while looking at his hand. Brock, being curious wrote something else. 'You look cute when you blush'

Brian became even more red as Brock was able walk over to him and kiss his warm cheek. Brian just sat there and became suddering mess of a flustered gay. Brock just chuckled and the noises he was making.

All of them were happy despite being stuck in the middle of a snow storm, they all had a poly Christmas and a Gay new year.

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Its only 12:30 suprizingly, welp i hope u love it Bels.

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TerrorToonz p!atd au hc

Lol, u peeps should end me before i over do it with au's. I have a bad habit of doing this with songs, this isnt even a fic ... just hcs ... enjoy :)

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Ok, .... im gonna make a short lil au of Terrortoonz with Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time .. Brian is the main person and Luke is a demon in disguise as a man in a skirt. And in the matter of one night, a lot of stuff happens and Luke just falls in love with this reckless mortal.

It starts off like a typical Saturday afternoon for Brian, except for the fact that he has a massive hangover and is only in his underwear. He doesn't remember much but he realizes that he isn't at his place, no liquor on the shelves. "Maybe I should introduce myself?" He mumbled. Of course he was greeted by someone who helped him get to the counter, still not knowing who they are. He looked around at all off the ppl passed out in random spots before turnig to the person who was making food for the two of them. "You  shoulda' seen what I wore, I had a cane and a party hat. I was the king of this hologram, where there's no such thing as getting out of hand."

"Oh, I know." The other said with a smirk.

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Well Emperor's New Clothes is Luke claiming Brian as his and overthrowing hell. So, Brian didn't know he was a demon but still fell in love with him. Which was what Luke needed to end his sentence of exile from hell

So ... now Brian is a living Persephone

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A Regretted Date

Alright, kinda vent, kinda not ... idk ... enjoy i guess

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Evan and Craig have thought about being with each other for a while. They liked each other, have common interests, but yet ... Evan didnt feel like Craig could commit ... he didn't feel trustworthy. Craig pleaded to Evan and said that he loved him, but he didnt change ... only got worse. First he does this to Nogla, only to screw him over with lies and to cheat on him, but now he proclaims he loves Evan ...

Craig had issues, Evan knew it, but he wanted to see if he would change ... They had a day planned, Nogla, Evan, and Craig ... all going to a galla as friends. Even tho Nogla was being annoying to Evan, constantly trying to keep him away from Craig ... By the time they got to the galla, Evan already felt uncomfortable. He tried to say with Craig and Nogla, but he needed some air. He went out to the balcony and saw and old friend, ... Tyler.

He began to talk to him and soon he had forgotten about the whole mess of earlier. Craig seen how happy Evan was when just talking with Tyler ... he became upset. Nogla seen Craigs attitude that began to grow, of course, trying to tell him that maybe he is better off with someone else, someone who doesnt buckle under stress ...

On and on Tyler and Evan talked, it seemed so natural for Evan. Jokes and convos about things they did, things that others wouldn't understand. Nogla came over to the two, joining in the convo despite not knowing what they were talking about, but he just listened.

Nogla was happy that Evan was actually enjoying a conversation with someone. He didn't want to kill the vibe these two had, so he just texted Evan about Craig. Evan seen the text and sighed in disappointment, ... of course Craig wouldn't change. He was always gonna be needy. Evan turned his phone off and continued the convo he was having with Tyler.

He wanted to enjoy this night.

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Bloody Petals

I apologize in advance for this but ... i still love this.

Warnings: hanahaki disease and death

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It was during a Pax that Luke began coughing flowers for Evan, at first it was wild sunflowers in their bright yellow hues. As time went on, the more he began to notice the little things which caused another flower to bloom in his lungs. Crimson red lily's began to mix with sunflowers and blood.

Months had passed, he stopped making videos, even stopped talking to Jon out of fear that he would tell the others, and Evan. Another month passed and he was being overcomed by the flowers, Luke couldn't bare it anymore. He planted the flowers in a single pot and wrote a letter for the others and a separate one for Evan.

2 days later his door was opened, they noticed the blood trails through house, with yellow and red petals. They began to look for Luke, calling his name, they would cough between yells. Opening doors with panic until, They opened the door to his room, there he was, lifeless in a pool of blood and petals, ... his arms around a pot with wild sunflowers and red lily's with two notes stuffed between the stems.

They sobbed at the sight, they had no clue, he had no clue. His sobs were cut short with coughing of blood and petals, deep red marigolds and white lilacs that were for him.

He reached for the letters and looked to see who they were for, one to everyone in the group and for ... himself.

He sobbed even more, "how could it have come to this. ... I didn't know, I wanted to tell him, ... but I was too late."