The following self-interaction was had today.
Internal monologue: “Huh, it’s a global pandemic and we have a game-show host as President of the United States. Fuck it, there are no more rules. Anything is possible. While I’m stuck practicing social distancing and the world is basically on standby I’m going to set out to get a job over at Critical Role.
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“Hey Siri, how do I get a job at Critical Role?”
We’re off to a GREAT start










