#croagunk mentioned

[croagunkguy]

(@pizza-lizard)

Does your Croagunk like his fellow lizards? Or… amphibians, i guess? Smooth Pokémon?

I mostly want to know if he would get along with my new Grovyle.

Broski my lil Gunk-Master gets along with all of Aarceus' creatures, except for the ones he eats. Groovyle is kinna too fokin big for him to eat thoo and he isn't a bug pokemon so he should be totally ballin'. U in thhe Unova area, man? Bc we could totally set up a Poké PLaydate if u wanna. I'm on campus at that fucken uhhhh UNiversity all the time. I take some lameo classes but the schol is poké friendly.

[croagunkguy]

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Arucesu Fuck why are your numers so big man. Do u really wanna know this so bad that? You're yelling at me?? With Fucking Capitalized Numbers???

13. Your favorite music vs. your partner pokémon’s favorite music?

We just kinna listen to whatever honestly. I click randomass lofi playlists on PokéTube and let my eyes defocus as I weed out. Gunkie tends to pick peppier stuff. If he gets the computer he picks like, crazyass dance music n shiz. Man can really bust a move ngl

[croagunkguy]

11 for the ask game?

11. Your favorite season vs. your partner pokémon’s favorite season?

We actually have the same favorite ngl. The growlithe days of summer baby. Nothin' beats chilllin' by the beatch or like a super cool lake or smth with home made sammys fer lunch and shit. It is just the ballin'est time of the year ngl. Gotta sunscreen yr ass up tho or yr gonna like, burn tf up in that Hoenn sunshine baby.

An don't get me wrong, the other seasonos all got their cool things, like the sprinig and fall berry harvests an' winter being like... cold af I guess but Summer is wher eit is AT.

[croagunkguy]

(@houseofmaus)

don't tell anybody i said this but i may or may not have considered joining team magma once or twice. idk why and i'm probably too lazy to actually do it, but the admins are kinda fine and the uniforms are kinda swaggy ngl. i've definitely thought abt it

Bitch doooo it. Best decision of my life. Team Magma is tight af, and the uniforms ARE swaggy af. Tabitha can get it but Courtney gives me terminator vibes ngl BUT THAT ASIDE. Magma out here tryna save the world bb, we got this shit in the bag, just gotta get the homies on board. For Hoenn, and for the worlddddd baby!!! I got comfy af Team Magma socks. They even look good on croagunk. I gotta post pics of us swagged out sometime.

bruski hmu once I land n' we can meet up. The paperwoork is ass but we can groove it together.