Fic: The Secret Diary of Draco Malfoy: Aristocrat, Ne'er do Well, Rampant Homosexual
Author: Alysian_Fields aka croatoan6000 Title: The Secret Diary of Draco Malfoy: Aristocrat, Ne'er do Well, Rampant Homosexual Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/MC (not disclosed for spoiler), mentions of past Draco/Blaise Rating: R Contains: Humour, Crack!fic Summary: Draco is the bitchy gay wizard version of Bridget Jones. And he has a huge crush on a certain Boy Wonder... Word Count: 77,100 Why I loved it: Oh man, this fic!!! It holds a favorite place in my heart. It's hilarious and cracky, but sweet and tender, full of character and plot, silliness and angst. This is such a fantastic adaptation of Bridget Jones's Diary. Looking for a laugh? Give it a read. I especially love it when Draco gets his head caught in an umbrella and uses a memory charm to cover up his moment of embarrassment. (I don't think that's too much of a spoiler)