Ivankov's Drag Race AU
So this is just a shitty headcanon parody of RuPaul's Drag Race... And I posted it on Twitter about this because I thought Ivankov can make a drag show if her own with the other One Piece characters as the contestants of this show...
So my first post is about Ace and Sabo on being the bottom two.
Inazuma, Koala, and Hack were with Ivankov as judges
Sabo’s drag name would be: Satine Flames and Ace’s would be: Pyra Banks
Ivankov: Satine and Pyra, you two are at the bottom two for this time. Ace, as you came on the runway with your Lava walk, you literally nailed it but it did not “melt” the judges’ satisfaction. Sabo, apparently your Dragon Scales will not protect you from the fires of your critical position. It’s now the time to impress me in a fiery performance to Lip Synch for your life!
Ace: Look, even Satine is my sworn sister, I would literally burn that bitch into ashes just to win this competition.
Sabo: Pyra… *frowns and wiggles her fingers in the air* toodles.
So my new friend @kuroe-n made me do another post with an idea of Crocodile and Doflamingo this time as Jujubee and Raven
Crocodile: ... We are professors here at Drag U..
Doflamingo: Is that my ring?
Crocodile: No.
Doflamingo: Crocodile! I've been looking for that!
Crocodile: This is mine!
Crocodile in an interview: Doffy think that I stole her ring, I'm not stealing shit.
Crocodile: Is that yours?
Doflamingo: *walks away* It is now, bitch.
Crocodile: *gasps*
Doflamingo: Oh, Wanny, you never learn
Another one is Mr. 2 and Inazuma
Mr.2: I don't wanna conversate with you, I'm not gonna—
Inazuma: I think it's converse.
Mr. 2: What?
Inazuma: Just say talk...