Wow. I really want to see how this goes. How am I going to die?
you take iit upon your2elf two iignore the better judgement of your miirthful mayan me22iah2, fuck that word, and go two the zoo.
what could go wrong at the zoo? everythiing. the zoo2 2ecret experiiment2 two breed diino2aur2 from chiicken egg2 goe2 intwo full 2wing and you are cha2ed around by a pack of chiicken 2iized reliic2 from earth2 pa2t.
you fiind 2olace at la2t behiind a vendiing machiine. one of tho2e plant eatiing type2 goe2 wanderiing pa2t and you thiink ii 2hould pet that.
iit 2tep2 on you.









