I was in this text conversation and spoke in only puns for the majority of it
Me: Do you know how much it costs to be in a legion of evil?
Crockercop: I wouldn't know since I'm not in one =P
Me: It costs only a penny....but the process takes a day
Crockercop: OHHH I heard that before but still didn't see it coming
Me: Yeah its weird that villainy can cost so little when being a hero can cost an arm and a leg
Crockercop: Yeah that doesn't seem very equal
Me: Downright sinful...its enough to make you short tempered
Me: I hope I didn't close the door on our little exchange
Crockercop: where are you getting these?!?
Crockercop: They're very good!
Me: Ya know what else is good? One time I heard about this mobile home that was so fast it left in a blaze! It's like the motherload of mobile homes ((this one is sort of an inside joke so don't worry lol))
Crockercop: I imagined a mobile home like in a trailer park and got lost
Me: well hopefully we got on the same page now, I don't think I could pull together another sparked remark in a snap.....I think I should stop the puns before I tucker out
Crockercop: No no! These are good!
Me: lol thanks! I thought you'd call me out on that tucker pun but doggone-it these just keep firing in my head!
Crockercop: They are entertaining =P
Me: Yeah its a shame I haven't thought of anymore character puns.....ehh Al think of something