Thank you for giving us morihawk/gothdads this is something I wish people gave a bit more love as perona has her two goth parents ,will you do more stuff with them?
Well right now I'm writing A Gothic Tragedy where it will show them being a happy family through the years. Until the "Kaido vs. Moria" incident and the divorce.😂
That story will then eventually tie into A Tale Of Two Dragons after the divorce.
So maybe after that story I'll write some more short stories that don't tie into those ones. I'll also maybe bring them back together, but I haven't decided yet if the Cross Guild Polycule is better than the the Cross Guild "Let's cry over our exes" club.
The ex couples being:
Moria~Mihawk
Shanks~Buggy
Kuzan~Crocodile
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Also:
The Christmas Tree Debacle by SorenGirl
If you haven't read this yet, this is the story that made me go: "Oh, this paring is fucking hilarious and why isn't it done more?"
Dadan, Dragon, and Rosinante are told a little about what has been happening at Marineford. Kuzan has an unsuccessful dating history and his siblings bully him for it.
Context:
Merriweather is the name for Sengoku’s goat.
Dragon - 36 (Birthdate: October 5)
Rosinante - 20 (Birthdate: July 15)
Ace - 3 (Birthdate: January 1)
Luffy - 6 weeks (Birthdate: May 5)
Dadan - 36 (Birthdate: August 30)
Kuzan - 31 (Birthdate: September 21)
Imagine the One Piece Narrator when you see this: {Words}
Italics = Thoughts
The Newspaper/Notes
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Mid June - Monkey D Residence - Dawn Island
Dadan, Dragon, and Rosinante sat there frozen at the kitchen table, not knowing what to ask about first.
They were glad that Henry’s family were doing okay and were setting up a new life away from Akainu. Hopefully their lives stayed peaceful.
Borsalino being quiet wasn’t something that was too alarming. He had a quiet period after Ohara and had avoided Akainu like the plague for a couple months. So he is probably just doing the same because he thinks Dragon and Ace are dead. It would be sweet if Dragon didn’t feel guilty about it
As for Akainu, well that was probably the most interesting piece of information. What the hell was going on with him?
“I’m sorry, did you say Akainu has been trying to… evict a demon from his apartment?” Dragon asked, thinking he just heard his brother wrong.
“Yup, found out this morning because a priest was running down to the docks screaming. I stopped to ask someone what that was about and apparently it’s been a common thing over the past three weeks.” Kuzan explained, “He’s already gone through all the priests from all the different religious places in Marineford. Most of them took a sabbatical leave, but one of them checked himself into a mental institution. The civilians think he’s trying to contact Dragon like some kind of tragic love story.”
“Wow, that’s insane, maybe there really is a demon in his apartment?” Rosinante pondered.
“I don’t care if the demon is real or not, I’m just glad the bastard is suffering.” Dadan stated, “Why'd you have to sleep with that nutcase, Dargon?”
“I don’t know, I guess I was just really mad at the world and had a lapse in judgement.” Dragon groaned, putting his head in his hands.
“That’s not a lapse in judgment! A lapse in judgement is deciding to wear neon clothes outside of a rave venue.” Dadan told him, “What you did was a hate fuck.”
“Yes, I know and I regretted it immediately, then forgot about it.” Dragon huffed, “Which figuratively bit me in the ass when Ace was born and we came up with that stupid cover story about who Ace’s dad was.”
“Hah! Was it figuratively?” Dadan asked with an eyebrow raised, “With how shit Akainu’s personality is, I’d figured he would have bit you on the ass yourself.”
“No, Akainu was just a full night of uncomfortable missionary.” Dragon stated, “He’s also smaller than you would think.”
“I bite though.” Rosinante said with a cheeky grin.
“Yes you do and you’re very talented too.” Dragon sighed, now smiling as well and looking at Rosinante fondly, “With great proportions as well.”
“UGH! Neither of us needed to know that!” Dadan yelled, disgusted from hearing about her brother’s bedroom activities.
“Yeah! I don’t want to hear about it either!” Kuzan agreed, “It’s bad enough I had to hear about Sengoku’s failed love life today, I don’t need to hear about your successful one!”
“Hey now Kuzan, you do know that you shouldn’t be throwing stones when you live in a glass house, right?” Dragon asked, “Did Sengoku’s failures remind you about your own?”
“What do you mean?” Kuzan replied, feigning confusion, “I didn’t have any failures.”
“Oh really? Didn’t your childhood sweet heart dump you and run off to marry a samurai?” Dadan asked, “You were heartbroken for almost a year after she left you and you only got over her when you had a one night stand with a historian you can’t remember the name of. After giving up on finding her, you went out with that pirate for about three years before she dumped you too because, and I quote, ‘You were holding her back.’”
“Really?! Wow, he really is as bad as my dad.” Rosinante commented, “Has he not fumbled anybody?”
“Nope, and this all happened before the age of twenty-five.” Dragon told him, “Hasn’t had a steady romantic relationship since.”
“Oh, so he’s worse than my dad.” Rosinante realised, “At least my dad had somewhat of a steady relationship with that chef before he became Fleet Admiral and wasn’t able to leave Marineford.”
“Yeah, Kuzan really has no luck at all.” Dadan agreed.
“Ok, first of all, Saya wanted to get married as soon as we both turned seventeen and I thought that was too soon. I wanted to establish a career and see if we made it through a long distance relationship first since she didn’t want to move to Marineford.” Kuzan began, embarrassed of the situation he suddenly found himself in, “Also, Saya didn’t leave with a samurai, she left with a misogynistic dude that has never been in a real fight and just teaches boys how to use swords. Secondly, I admit that going on a drinking binge for almost a year was a bit extreme, but I was really upset. The older lady I met in the bar never told me her name and she was also upset because her husband died. Then I woke up and she was gone. Thirdly, the pirate is actually a he and he wanted to get into the warlords. Once he succeeded, he dumped me, so excuse me if I have trust issues.”
“Wow, which warlord was it?” Rosinante asked.
“It was Crocodile.” Dragon replied before Kuzan could say anything, “He dropped Kuzan off on the closest island he could find after they had a fight.”
“Oh really? What was the fight about?” Rosinante questioned Kuzan.
“No one's business, especially not Dadan or Dragons because they’ll make fun of me.” Kuzan gritted out.
“Damn, I should’ve joined the marines!” Dadan groaned, slamming her hand down on the kitchen counter, “I would have so much blackmail material!”
“Please don’t join the marines.” Kuzan pleaded, not sure if his sister was serious or not.
“Why not? Is it really that bad?” Dadan asked.
“Yeah, there are so many people that should be sued.” Kuzan stated, “Mostly by me for emotional damage.”
“Well I can be your lawyer if you want.” Dadan offered, “I was a lawyer once.”
“You were a lawyer? How? You never went to law school?” Dragon asked, bewildered at the thought of his adventurous sister being patient enough to stay in one place for at least ten years of schooling.
“It’s called identity theft Dragon.” Dadan replied, rolling her eyes, “So if you need a lawyer, Bâtard Debra is on the case. Although, I should mention that she probably had some mob ties because when I got her ID off her corpse in the woods, her hands and teeth were missing.”
Dragon and Kuzan, well the den den mushi, just stared at her in silence.
Meanwhile Rosinante was just nodding his head in understanding.
“What? I didn’t kill her! I just wandered across her body and I dug her grave after stealing from her.” Dadan defended herself, “Sure, the grave was only three feet deep, but she was a hefty woman. Which worked perfectly for me to successfully steal her identity.”
“Aw, that’s nice you dug her a grave.” Rosinante said with complete sincerity, "I usually just throw the body into the closest dumpster. Covers up the smell.”
“Oooh, good idea, I’ll keep that in mind.” Dadan nodded, “It would be useful if I ever decided to kill a noble from the city.”
Meanwhile Dragon was just staring at Rosinante, eyes wide and a little unfocused.
“You alright Dragon?” Rosinante asked.
“Yeah…. I just don’t know whether I should be scared or turned on.” Dragon replied.
“Okay, time for me to hang up.” Kuzan told them before they could flirt, “I’ve had enough of hearing too much information about other people’s love lives for today.”
“Aw, is someone jealous?” Dadan teased, “Sad no one wants you?”
“Shut up!” Kuzan hissed, “I’m hanging up now!”
“Oh no you don’t.” Tsuru said from somewhere in the background, “I have to talk with them first.”
“Fine, but I’m going home.” Kuzan huffed, “Goodbye assholes!”
“Bye Kuzan!” Dadan, Dragon, and Rosinante told him in a mocking sing-song tone.
They heard some shuffling as the phone was handed over and then Tsuru started speaking.
“Rosinante, what do you want from your apartment?” Tsuru asked.
“Oh, uh… All my clothes and my photo albums.” Rosinante replied, “Why though?”
“I’m coming to see you all, so I’ll be there in three weeks or so with your belongings.” Tsuru stated, “And don’t worry about your fathers, I kept them alive... For now.”
Then she hung up.
“Well she doesn’t leave room for argument.” Dadan huffed, “But at least we’re not orphans.”
That got a chuckle out of Dragon and Rosinante.
“Wait, did you guys notice Kuzan said he met an older lady in the bar? Or was that just me?” Rosinante asked.
“No, you heard him correctly, and she wasn’t that old.” Dragon replied, “Kuzan guessed that she was in her early twenties. Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was older, he did have that crush on big mom.”
“Really?” Rosinante gasped, “Big Mom? As in Charlotte Linlin?!”
“Yeah, he used to have a shrine and everything.” Dadan told him, “And I don’t know why you're judging him, Rosinante, you slept with this idiot who’s sixteen years older than you.”
She was pointing at Dragon.
“Oh my god, I’m a cradle robber!” Dragon cried.
“No you're not.” Rosinante reassured him, patting his head, then in a joking voice said, “I just have a daddy kink.”
“Okay! That’s enough for me!” Dadan shouted, getting up from the table and going to the cupboard, “Take these, I forgot to give them to you earlier.”
She then threw a small box at them that Dragon caught. He immediately felt his face burst into flames when he noticed it was a box of condoms.
“Please do not make another Luffy, one is bad enough as is.” Dadan pleaded.
“Hey! Luffy is not that bad.” Rosinante pouted, “He’s just a baby.”
Almost as if he could sense them talking about him, Luffy started crying from upstairs.
“Hah! Not bad my ass!” Dadan retorted, “Look, I’m gonna go take a walk to forget the horrifying images you’ve placed in my head, I’ll be back before supper.”
Dadan then gave a half-hearted salute and walked out the back door.
“Do you want me to get Luffy or you?” Rosinante asked.
“I’ll get him, can you heat up the bottle in the fridge? We have to use it before it goes bad.” Dragon replied.
“Of course.” Rosinante told him, standing up and leaning down to kiss the top of Dragon’s head, “I’ll even bring it upstairs.”
“Thanks, I love you.” Dragon quietly said, leaning up to get a real kiss before heading off upstairs, “Off to get the little heathen.”
“Love you too!” Rosinante laughed.
He then got the bottle out of the fridge and began reading the instructions Dadan had left out on the counter.
Unknowingly, Rosinante had also released the quiet bubble he had put over Ace’s room, so the toddler was jolted from his colouring page at the sound of his brother crying.
Curious, Ace got up to investigate.
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As Dragon was walking up the stairs to stop Luffy from crying, the noise suddenly cut off, making him rush up the rest of the stairs in a panic.
When he got to his bedroom, he heard Ace talking. Quietly he leaned over and looked through the crack of the door.
Ace was sitting at the end of the bed, looking into Luffy’s bassinet and talking to him.
“I’m sorry I said I hated you.” Ace whispered, “I don’t hate you.”
Luffy just cooed and wiggled in his swaddle as a response.
“You’re kinda cute now that you’re not all squished.” Ace told him, “Or smelly.”
Dragon watched as Ace then gently poked Luffy on the nose, the baby letting out a sneeze after. This made the baby startle and let out a whine.
Dragon smiled and then gently pushed the door open, walking into the bedroom.
Ace jumped and looked up at his dad with a quilty expression.
“I didn’t wake him!” Ace exclaimed, “He was already crying!”
“I know, it’s okay firefly.” Dragon reassured him, “Thank you for making him stop crying, you’re such a good big brother.”
Ace bashfully smiled at him, but then he noticed the box in his dad’s hand.
“What’s that?” Ace asked, pointing to it.
Now it was Dragon’s turn to be embarrassed as he realised he was still holding the box of condoms.
“Oh, uh, There is nothing inside.” Dragon told him, “You’re aunt gave it to me as a prank.”
“That’s mean.” Ace pouted.
“Yes, it is.” Dragon agreed, “But I’ll just use it for something else.”
Then he dropped the box on the floor and kicked it under the bed.
Ace tilted his head and looked at him curiously, but didn’t question it. He was used to his dad being a little strange sometimes.
“Now, can you go get me a diaper for Luffy?” Dragon asked, “He probably needs to be changed by now.”
“Okay!” Ace exclaimed before jumping off the bed and going to get one from a box beside the dresser.
Dragon gave him a smile and then stood up to pick up Luffy.
“Hello sunshine junior!” Dragon cooed, resting the baby against his shoulder, “Did you have fun with Auntie Dadan?”
Luffy gave him a low grunt as if to say no, making Dragon huff.
“Of course you didn’t, you really are a clingy monkey, aren’t you?” Dragon asked.
This time Luffy just blew a spit bubble at him.
Dragon got the rubber mat they used to change diapers on along with the other supplies needed, before he laid Luffy down and started unwrapping the baby from his swaddle.
Luffy stretched like a little starfish and did a little wiggle before settling. Giving his dad a big smile as he did so.
“There we go, nice big stretch.” Dragon told him, “What a cute smile you have!”
“Here daddy!” Ace yelled, giving him a diaper, “Does he need new clothes too?”
“Yes, good thinking Ace! He probably sweated in his sleep.” Dragon agreed, “Here, I’ll change him and you pick out a new outfit for him.”
“Okay!” Ace replied.
Dragon opened the bottom drawer of the dresser that had all of Luffy’s onesies and rompers in it.
While Ace started digging through the clothes, Dragon quickly changed Luffy so the baby wouldn’t catch a breeze and pee on him. That was something he had forgotten about from when Ace was a baby and was not happy to go through again when Luffy had peed on his blanket at two in the morning.
Soon Luffy was cleaned, soiled diaper disposed of, and then dressed in the tiger print onesie Ace had picked out.
“Good choice my smart little firefly!” Dragon cheered, kissing Ace’s forehead.
Dragon was about to say something more when he heard a thump from outside the bedroom door. He stood up to go see what happened, but Rosinante had suddenly stumbled through the door.
“Bottle delivery for Luffy!” Rosinante dramatically exclaimed, “Hot and ready! I only scolded myself with hot water twice and fell up the stairs once!”
Ace fell backwards onto the bed and started giggling at Rosiante’s ridiculousness.
“Thank you sunshine.” Dragon thanked him, taking the bottle from Rosinante’s bandaged hand before turning to Ace, “Do you want to try feeding him, Ace?”
The toddler stopped giggling and looked skeptically at Luffy whining in Dragon’s arms, before slowly nodding his head yes.
Rosinante and Dragon sat down against the headboard, Ace sitting between them with a pillow on his lap.
Dragon gently sat Luffy down on the pillow and Rosinante helped to support Ace’s arms so he could hold Luffy correctly. Ace was then handed the bottle and he started feeding his whiny brother.
Luffy smiled around the bottle and did a happy wiggle. Kicking his little legs and failing his arms until he was able to grab ahold of it.
“I love you, Luffy.” Ace told him, kissing his brother’s forehead like the adults do for Ace.
Rosinante and Dragon gave each other a smile, trying not to cry from watching such a sweet scene.
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Back in Marineford, Kuzan was walking home to his apartment, located down in a calm part of Marineford’s civilian section.
When he had been promoted to Admiral, he had been given the option to move into new accommodations inside the base, but he didn’t like how those apartments felt like a prison.
And it certainly didn’t help that it was going to be located so close to the two other admirals.
So Kuzan kept his old apartment and refused to move into the new one.
Sure his apartment was a little run down, but Kuzan thought it gave it character. It was a cozy two bedroom with it covering the whole second floor that was above a used book store. So his only neighbors were the bookshop owners living on the floor above him and the solid brick walls blocked any noise from the buildings on either side.
It was nice and quiet with just a small amount of noise coming from the street below. The perfect environment for taking naps in Kuzan’s opinion.
Which was exactly what he was going to do when he got home. Hoping to forget the horrors of other people’s love lives.
Or at least he was until he saw the surprise left for him.
When he opened his apartment’s door, he found three crates piled in his living room. The crates were about three feet long by one foot wide and tall and there was a letter placed on top.
Carefully picking up the letter, Kuzan opened it and started reading.
The letter read as follows:
Kuzan,
Ever since your brother and nephew died, I have been thinking about some things. Mainly about how the Celestial Dragons run us.
I know I am not the type of person that would go against them, but you are. Maybe not intentionally, but you always seem to find workarounds that I don’t see or perhaps I don’t want to see.
Anyways, for the past couple of months I’ve been digging in the basement archives. You know the ones nobody cares about? Well I was almost about to give up when I found these crates.
In these boxes are the journals of Nico Olvia. Well all the ones that weren’t destroyed at least. Someone must have decided to save them. Possibly Saul.
I have been thinking about what to do with them and I have decided I don’t want to know what information is in these. You seemed to be the best option.
Do what you want with them. I have erased all other files that mentioned them.
~Borsalino
PS. Sorry for breaking into your apartment. :)
Well fuck, Kuzan thought, I’m not equiped for this at all.
Tossing his bag onto the couch, Kuzan sighed and started down at the boxes.
He was tempted to just give them to Dragon without reading them, but the longer he thought about it, the more curious he got.
So Kuzan dug out the tool box he kept under the sink and grabbed his hammer to start prying the boxes open. Once all three lids were off, Kuzan started going through the books and grabbed the oldest looking journal.
It had a deep blue cover and was almost falling apart at the seams. Very tenderly so as to not damage it, he began to read through them.
It wasn’t anything groundbreaking, it seemed to be a more personal diary. There were travel logs, notes of the weather, some pondering about possible poneglyph locations, and her… husband dying.
Okay, so the last one was pretty unexpected, but he moved onto the next journal. This one had a dark gray cover and was also falling apart.
Unfortunately, Kuzan was not as careful with this one. This was due to him accidentally ripping the front cover off in shock when he began reading it.
May, 11
I am pregnant.
There is a slight chance it is my husband’s child, but I highly doubt it considering I accidentally slept with Garp the Marine Hero’s son about two weeks ago.
It was the younger one too.
God, I’m so ashamed. Not even a month after my husband died and I slept with an eighteen year old.
To be fair, I didn’t know his age or who he was, he just told me he was slightly younger than me. He just seemed as heartbroken as I was and quite pitiful. Maybe that makes the situation worse or slightly better, but I honestly don’t know what to think anymore.
Thankfully, I didn’t tell him my name and I left before he woke up. So he and his father shouldn’t be coming after me. I don’t have a wanted poster, but my husband did. So I’ve been more cautious about traveling since he was murdered.
I don’t know what I’m going to do. Maybe lay low on Ohara for a while? My brother sent me a letter that his wife and he are having a baby as well, so it might be good.
I don’t like his wife very much though, so maybe I should live somewhere separate that’s close.
~Nico Olvia
Ah, so that’s why her wanted poster looked so familiar when it came out, Kuzan thought, Now I feel worse about Ohara. Didn’t know that was even possible.
He continued to read through the journal. Olvia had written more about her pregnancy, the journey home to Ohara, and about how she had temporarily moved next door to her brother.
Then he got to the end where it read:
February, 6
Definitely not my husband’s child. My daughter was born full term. Or overdue as I have told everyone. Her father is definitely Kuzan.
Thankfully she looks mostly like a copy of me. She has a similar skin tone and hair colour to my brother Oran. So I can easily say that my daughter took after my mother like he did.
I’ve named her Nico Robin.
~Nico Olvia
Suddenly, Kuzan was hit with a horrifying thought.
He had sent his own daughter, who was eight at the time, out into the world in a little row boat as her home burned behind her. It’s been three years since then, she could be anywhere right now. Who knows if she was even still alive?!
Kuzan had already felt horrible about leaving her to her own devices. If he had been a little braver, maybe if he was less panicked or had known she was his daughter, he would have brought her with him.
No I wouldn’t. Not with the mindset Akainu had about killing all civilians, Kuzan thought, But now though…
Kuzan got up from his couch and went into his office slash guest bedroom. Opening the secret compartment on the back, he pulled out the journal he had been using to try and keep track of Nico Robin’s movements.
Taking that and Olvia’s first two journals, he began packing.
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Apparently, Kuina's mom was never given a name so I named her Saya (means sand). She wanted to marry Kuzan, but he wanted to wait a bit to see if they could handle a long distance relationship first since she didn't want to move to Marineford. So she broke up with him and married Kuina's dad as he seemed stable. This will be touched on more in A Gothic Tragedy when Mihawk picks up Zoro.
Nico Olvia, devastated that her husband died saw an equally heartbroken Kuzan and made a rash decision. Never regretted it though because it gave her Robin. Kuzan only found out it was Olvia from that night at the bar when Olvia's wanted poster came out three years later. Kuzan also didn't realise it was her because he doesn't know the difference between an archaeologist and a historian. Not because he is stupid, but he just never bothered to learn.
Then there is Crocodile. He did originally plan to just use Kuzan to get to both the warlord system and Ivankov, but then he actually started to like him. Unfortunately, Kuzan found out about his original plan and they had a fight that resulted in them breaking up.
I'm wise word talking about Sailor moon au one Does Ace is prince of Akainu and Dragon he no longer be a His other Father Akainu he becomes a Rosinante and dragon's Son Two Kuzan has Relationship Nico Olivia and Crocodile he has a Daughter named a Robin Three Sabo Penguin Shachi and Bepo adopt by Rosinante and Dragon they become a prince and Four IMU he wanted a destroyed all everything The World government the make a disaster killing all innocent including Akainu and Doffy
Part 1
Well since it's a Sailor Moon AU, which takes place in high school, the kids wouldn't be there. The only reason Luffy was included was because he took the place of Sailor Chibi Moon who gets sent to the past.
So if any of the other kids do show up, it's probably during the time where they go to the future and they're all frozen in crystal.
As for Olvia, Kuzan, and Crocodile... Well Kuzan wouldn't be dating either of them in high school, he'd be with Saya. Then they break up post graduation after which Saya gets with Kuina's dad and has Kuina.
Kuzan would then start a relationship with Olvia, it wouldn't work out, and they share custody of Robin. Then Crocodile would step in.
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I don't know who Doflamingo would be, maybe he can be one of the princes I don't remember the name of, but Imu can be Prince Diamond - the weirdo in love with Sailor Moon (or Rosinante in this case).
