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~Da "x Reader" Archive~
An archive of "x reader" fics my friends and I have been collecting since mid 2020.
Summary: Sabo's birthday arrives and with it comes Dragon's revolutionary friends.
Context:
Couldn't find a name for it, so we are calling Sengoku's goat Merriweather (like the Merry).
Priscilla is Robin's caiman.
Dragon - 37 (Birthdate: October 5)
Rosinante - 21 (Birthdate: July 15)
Ace - 4 (Birthdate: January 1)
Sabo - 4 (Birthdate: March 20)
Luffy - 10 months (Birthdate: May 5)
Dadan - 37 (Birthdate: August 30)
Kuzan - 32 (Birthdate: September 21)
Robin - 12 (Birthdate: February 6)
X Drake - 14 (Birthdate: October 24)
Buggy - 20 (Birthdate: August 8)
[Memory]
Imagine the One Piece Narrator when you see this: {Words}
Italics = Thoughts
The Newspaper/Notes
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Late March - Monkey D Residence - Dawn Island
After the serial killer incident in Marineford, Dragon did as he said he would and sent some of his agents to Flevance. So far he hadn’t heard anything from them other than that they arrived safely. This was to be expected of course as it was a long journey and they needed to get settled before they did any surveillance.
So Dragon tried not to think about it too much. Throwing himself into training Buggy, loving his family, and preparing for Sabo’s birthday.
Which just so happened to fall on the same day his friends arrived to pick Buggy up.
“Dragon darling!” Ivankov sang outside the front door… At six in the morning, “We’ve come for my new little protege!”
“Who’s that?” Rosinante asked in a sleepy voice.
“One of my best friends.” Dragon mumbled, “The loud one.”
“Hm.” Rosinante hummed, snuggling further into Dragon’s hair, “From the volume alone… I think Buggy will get along with them just fine.”
“Yeah.” Dragon nodded, holding Rosinante closer.
The two of them started to slowly fall back asleep, thinking this was all some kind of dream, but Ivankov proved them wrong.
“Dragon… Are you not answering the door because you’re doing naughty things with that man of yours?” Ivankov called.
“Iva… Those are private matters!” Kuma scolded them, “Let them have their privacy!”
“Besides, they have kids.” Inazuma added, “They’re probably sleeping.”
“Which is why I told you we should’ve come later!” Kuma exclaimed, “Right, Ginny? Ginny? Where’d she go?!”
All of a sudden, a banging noise came from their window. Scaring the hell out of them so badly Rosinante fell out of bed when Dragon bolted upright. Looking over, they saw a pink haired woman on their roof.
“Hey! Bossman!” Ginny yelled, banging on the window again and waving, “It’s me! Ginny!”
Dragon just sat there, slowly blinking, as he tried to process what he was seeing. Then the boys came running in.
“Daddy! There’s a pink goblin on the roof!” Ace cried, jumping over Rosinante and onto the bed.
“I think she wants to eat us!” Sabo wailed as he threw himself into Rosinante’s arms.
“What?! I don’t want to eat you!” Ginny scoffed, “Just let me in!”
“NO!” Ace and Sabo shouted.
Rosinante and Dragon gave each other a tried look, knowing that the rest of the day would be similar to this. A whole new kind of chaos than what they were used to. Not that they minded of course, but they would be needing some coffee to make the murderous feeling go away.
-
Once they explained that they weren’t about to be eaten and that these people were actually friends, the boys calmed down. Then Ace calmed down enough to recognise them and started crying all over again out of guilt, but that was quickly smoothed over by food the revolutionaries brought.
Sabo however still needed some convincing. Hiding behind Dragon’s legs and glaring at the revolutionaries as they cooed over Rosinante.
“Well now we know where Luffy got his good looks from.” Ivankov joked, making Dragon pout behind them, “Say, have you ever considered being in the show biz?”
“Well it was suggested I go undercover in a club once.” Rosinante told them, “But that idea was quickly shot down.”
“Oh? Why?” Inazuma asked, “You have such good cheek bones and hair.”
“I think my boss said it best: ‘He could trip and kill us all while barefoot! Like hell I’m putting him in heels!’” Rosinante said in a grumpy old man voice, “And I couldn’t even defend myself because I knew he was right.”
“Aw, come on, you can’t be that clumsy.” Ginny laughed, waving him off.
“Ginny… He slipped on a leaf and rolled down a hill yesterday.” Dragon stated in a deadpan tone, “I love him, but he’d accidentally kill himself with a gentle breeze.”
“Or choke on a butterfly.” Sabo mumbled, remembering what had happened yesterday at the park.
Now Sabo hadn’t meant to say this out loud, so it was quite the shock to him when someone responded.
“Hm, yes, butterflies can be hazardous, can’t they?” Kuma softly chuckled, leaning down to be at Sabo’s height, “You’re Sabo, right? It’s nice to meet you!”
“Yeah! This is my newer brother!” Ace exclaimed, abandoning the rest of the food to Ginny and running over, “Look! He’s blonde just like Papa and Luffy! And he fights too!”
That got the attention of the other revolutionaries and Sabo once again hid behind Dragon’s leg as they turned their attention to him.
“Ah yes! The birthday boy himself!” Ivankov cheered, turning to look at Sabo, “Wow! Are you sure you didn’t pop this one out yourself, Dragon?”
“Yes… I am sure.” Dragon sighed, “Why does everyone ask that?”
“Because he has a little grumpy face like yours!” Ginny cooed, poking Sabo in the cheek and then jerking away when he tried to bite her, “And he’s vicious like Ace was.”
Ace had been a menace when he first came aboard the revolutionary ship. Which was understandable considering he had just almost been killed and told that he wouldn’t be able to see the rest of the family for a while. It had taken a while for him to get accustomed to the ship.
Hopefully it would go a bit faster for Sabo, but judging by the glare on the toddler’s face, Dragon doubted that.
“Be careful, he does bite.” Rosinante warned the pink haired woman, “Our doctor found that out the hard way.”
“Well he better not bite me.” Inazuma commented, “I did make him such a lovely present after all.”
Sabo perked up at that and stopped growling. Looking up at Inazuma with wide eyes.
“You got me presents?” Sabo asked in a wobbly voice.
“Of course we did!” Kuma stated, giving him a gentle smile, “It’s your birthday!”
“Yeah! Why wouldn’t we get you something?” Ginny added.
Upon hearing that, Sabo immediately started crying and shoved his face in the back of Dragon’s leg.
“Oh dear! Did we break him?!” Ivankov cried, “Quick! We need to stop the leaking!”
“How?! I don’t even know what we said wrong?!” Ginny exclaimed.
“Sabo had mean parents before Auntie Dadan found him in a hunting trap.” Ace explained, “They never gave him things. Which is really mean.”
“Yes, it was really mean.” Dragon sighed as he picked Sabo up, “But he’s with us now, so that won’t happen again.”
“Speaking of which, we were going to surprise you later, but now might be best.” Rosinante stated as he got everyone to follow him into the dining room, “Happy Birthday, Sabo!”
The little boy turned in Dragon’s arms and let out a sharp gasp.
“Is this for me?” Sabo quietly asked as he looked around at the party decorations in various shades of blue, “Is this real?”
“Of course it is.” Dragon reassured him, “Now why don’t we all have some breakfast and then we’ll celebrate.”
“Mhm, that’ll give Luffy time to wake up.” Rosinante nodded, “Hopefully Buggy doesn’t wa-”
Just as he was about to finish his sentence, a wail was heard from upstairs along with loud cursing.
-
You would think that after a lifetime of criminal activity Buggy would’ve gotten sneakier, but you’d be wrong. His skills were practically non-existent in the morning. Which led to his little roommate becoming hostile with him.
“Stop crying!” Buggy shouted, “I just stepped on a rubber duck! Your dads are always snoring across the hall, but you wake up because of that?!”
Luffy ignored him and kept wailing. Throwing his soother at Buggy before he went back to rattling the rails of his crib.
“God! You’re such a menace!” Buggy huffed as he picked the baby up, “I can’t wait to get away from you!”
“Bah!” Luffy yelled, slapping the blue haired man in the face as he was carried downstairs.
“OW! Would you stop?!” Buggy demanded before yelling, “Dragon! Rosinante! Your crotch goblin is attacking me!”
“In the kitchen!” Rosinante yelled back just as Dragon said, “Don’t call our baby that!”
Buggy just rolled his eyes and went through the swinging door. Freezing in place when he saw the revolutionaries sitting at the table.
Holy shit, Buggy thought, Are they giants?!
Before he could put Luffy on the floor and duck out, the one with purple cotton candy hair spotted him.
“Ooooh, is this my new trainee?” The giant exclaimed, grabbing Buggy’s face and looking him over, “Aren’t you a heart breaker?”
Buggy balked and tried to pull away, but it was no use. He was trapped in the drag queen’s perfectly manicured claws.
“Wha- I’m no heartbreaker!” Buggy shouted, “If anything, my heart is the one being constantly crushed!”
“Oh yes, Dragon told me all about your woes of the heart.” Cotton candy head nodded, “Tell me, have you ever tried leaning into the clown bit? All you would need is some makeup.”
“I- Is this about my nose?! I’m not a clown!” Buggy yelled before processing what they had said about Dragon and turning to said man, “You told them about Shanks?!”
“Ivankov is really good at revenge.” Dragon shrugged and then gestured to the other revolutionaries, “This is Kuma, Inazuma, and Ginny by the way.”
“Yeah, hi.” Buggy said before turning back to cotton can- Ivankov, “And what do you even know about revenge?”
Ivankov finally let go of his face and started laughing.
“Oh please, darling!” Ivankov exclaimed, “You're gonna put the ‘own’ in clown once I'm done with you, hee haw!”
“Hm, yes.” Inazuma nodded, “Once you’ve mastered everything, you’ll have that manchild of yours begging on his knees for you.”
“Normally I wouldn’t agree with such emotional manipulation.” Kuma stated, “But I’ll admit they are quite good at what they do and after hearing your story… I think Shanks could use a bit of… Self reflection.”
“See! I knew you had some deviousness in you, Kumachi!” Ginny giggled, punching the big man in the arm as he blushed.
“Great! Now that that’s all settled, let’s celebrate Sabo’s birthday.” Rosinante laughed as he took Luffy from Buggy and started feeding him a bottle, “Buggy’s fashionista future can wait a little while.”
The others agreed and started to eat breakfast as Buggy stood there trying to comprehend what just happened.
“My what?!” Buggy cried.
But no one paid him any mind. Choosing instead to focus on Sabo.
-
Sabo still couldn’t believe this was all for him. The decorations. The presents. The cake. It all seemed like some strange fever dream or an out of body experience to him.
Mr. Kuma had gotten him some books on travel.
Ms. Ginny had gotten him a small gun and promised to get him some bullets for it when he was older. Much to his parent’s obvious relief.
Inazuma and Ivankov made him a fancy tophat along with some outfits to go with it.
Daddy and Papa got him a telescope because he loved talking about the stars with Uncle Drake.
Speaking of Uncle Drake, he and Grandpa sent him some comics.
Uncle Kuzan and Robby had sent him some of Priscilla’s old teeth as per his request. He wanted them so he could compare them to the ones he found in the jungle.
Auntie Dadan gave him some money in a bag that had some red stains on it.
Gramps sent him a training manual.
And last, but not least, Ace got him… A pair of goggles?
“Where’d you get these?” Sabo asked, turning them over.
“I found them on the beach.” Ace shrugged, “Do you like them?”
“Yeah, but they look expensive.” Sabo said, feeling the weight of them and the soft leather strap.
He was pretty sure that was actual gold in the detailing.
“Good!” Ace laughed, completely ignoring the expensive part, “Let’s have cake!”
“Okay.” Sabo chuckled.
As the adults cleared the table and got everything sorted, Sabo decided to put the goggles on. As he did so, he noticed some initials stitched into the leather strap.
Hm, I wonder who R.S. is, Sabo thought before shrugging, Oh well. Finders keepers; losers sweepers.
Sabo blew out the candles, wishing to have another peaceful year with his family.
{Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, a twelve year old Rob Lucci was pitching a fit over his lost goggles. Throwing the idiotic team member that lost them over board just like they had with his eyewear.}
-
Much later, once the kids were passed out after a day of asking about revolutionary life and the revolutionaries were done cooing over how big Luffy had gotten; Ivankov was on the back porch with Buggy.
“Why do I have to wear this?!” Buggy complained, tuggy at the plain, but poofy, dress he was wearing, “This isn’t flashy at all!”
“Sure it is.” Ivankov told him, “Now do a spin for me.”
“It’s fucking beige!” Buggy shouted as he did a little spin.
“Hm, yes. Very good, very good.” Ivankov nodded, ignoring Buggy’s huffiness, “What do you think, Inazuma?”
“Put his hair in mid pigtails.” Inazuma suggested from where they were lounging on a chair, “And tell Dadan to give me her piña colada recipe.”
“Will do.” Ivankov agreed before grabbing a protesting Buggy and doing his hair up as suggested, “Wow! That does look cute!”
Buggy hissed at them and picked up a mirror. Unfortunately for him, he did have to admit that they were right, he did look cute with his hair like this.
“Hrm, I guess this looks good.” Buggy mumbled, “Needs some pizazz though.”
“Great! Let’s get some make up on ya!” Ivankov cheerfully stated, “And some heels!”
“What?!” Buggy screamed.
Once again, he didn't have time to protest as he was manhandled into six inch heels and makeup.
“And there!” Ivankov exclaimed as they finished and gave Buggy the mirror back, “How does that look?”
“Wow… You’re good.” Buggy exclaimed, “I take everything back; you can do whatever the hell you want if it makes me look this fabulous!”
“Hee haw! We got him, Inazuma!” Ivankov cheered.
“Fantastic.” Inazuma said with as much joy as they could with their permanent deadpan tone.
“So what’s next?” Buggy asked, “Accessories? Jewellery? I have some I stole stashed in my room.”
“Not quite.” Ivankov said with a devilish smirk, “I want you to start running in the jungle while I shoot at you.”
Buggy froze and gave them a bewildered look.
“You… You want me to do what?!” Buggy yelled, “In heels?!”
“Mhm.” Ivankov hummed, hoisting a rocket launcher up onto their shoulder, “I need to see how well you can dodge and leap before I put you on stage.”
At first Buggy thought they were kidding, but then Ivankov let off a warning shot and Buggy immediately bolted for the trees.
“Hee haw! Look at him go!” Ivankov remarked, “He’s like a ballerina!”
Inazuma nodded and jotted that down in their notebook. Already coming up with outfit ideas for Buggy as they followed Ivankov into the jungle. Following the sound of the clown’s cursing.
-
Due to Kuma and Ivankov’s height, they were not able to fit in the upstairs bedroom. So Rosinante and Dragon were trying to make the living room as comfortable as possible for their guests. In the meantime, Ginny and Kuma were watching Luffy as he crawled around in the entrance.
“Look how cute he is!” Ginny cooed, “Last time we saw Luffy he was just a lump in a blanket, now he’s movin’ like a pony hopped up on sugar!”
“I don’t know what that means, but I agree.” Kuma nodded, “It’s amazing how fast children grow.”
They silently watched as Luffy decided he was down messing around with the shoe rack and came crawling over to them. Pulling himself up by Kuma’s pant leg to stand and make a grabbing motion with his free hand.
“Aw… I think he wants you to pick him up.” Ginny said.
“What?! But- But what if I-” Kuma stuttered before he was cut off.
“Relax, Kumachi!” Ginny giggled, “You won’t hurt him. You’re as gentle as a butterfly when it comes to kids!”
Kuma still felt unsure, but he did reluctantly roll Luffy into his hand when the baby started whining.
“Wow, he’s surprisingly heavy for someone so small.” Kuma remarked as he cradled a giggling Luffy in the palm of his hand, “Are babies supposed to be this happy?”
“He’s a D and a celestial descendant, I don’t think we can expect anything normal.” Ginny stated in a joking tone.
“No, I suppose we can’t.” Kuma chuckled, “But happy babies are said to be extremely lucky and blessed by the sun. Or at least that’s what my dad used to say.”
Ginny had been about to make a joke about how their kids would be like that regardless of blessings, but held her tongue when Kuma mentioned his dad. He hardly ever talked about his parents.
The last time Kuma did was when he told her he never wanted to get married or have children. Not because he didn’t love her, but because he was afraid the cycle would repeat. That he didn’t think he’d be able to live through his childhood again if he had to do it in his father’s place.
While Ginny was a little sad at the time, she understood. Besides, she didn’t need kids or a ring in order to be happy with Kuma. What they had now was more than enough.
Although… It didn’t stop her from dreaming that maybe, in their next life together, they could have everything.
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Saw this image on google and thought: "This is totally Sabo.":
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The heat is gone (for now) and my brain doesn't feel like mush!
So… Marineford, Huh? :’) I’m still not over everything that went down!! So here’s a very non-canonical version of events where Croc instinctively moves in to comfort the son he hadn’t even known was still alive, let alone had been the key to his undoing as a Warlord. This theory goes HARD!!
