#crosscalypso

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@crosscalypso Seeking to avoid finals week work.....

C: “If I ask nicely, will you stab me with a rusty bayonet?” Me: “No, partly because I don’t have a rusty bayonet.” C: “Oh that’s right, it’s Whisky’s bayonet.” Me: “Yep. That and the one that Buddy has, while slightly rusty, is a 155-year-old bayonet. So I wouldn’t stab someone with it. I don’t wanna damage the bayonet.” C: “Oh history nerds....the worst part is I completely understand that.” 

tagging @that-attiq bc reasons

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Come to Anna she will make you a nice, shiny new coat. 

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The war was demanding much of so many, the miracle that was the success of Operation Dynamo had lifted home spirits but the war was about to come to home shores and Albert was very aware of it. The country needed to be prepared and those volunteers for Dunkirk were surely worthy of the call.

He had heard word of someone wishing to join the Royal Navy and as things had progressed, the King was wandering why on Earth it had been brought to him to work out if the recruit would be allowed to enrol, that was of course until he was actually formally introduced to Jane Smith as she was shown into his state room.

He was stood waiting, hands together a little too high to mask how nervous he truly was, not for meeting her but for all else that was happening. Regarding her seriously though still with a glint of kindness in his observations, she was already a hero in her efforts for Operation Dynamo, the issue was her sex, women and children needed to be protected at all costs after all.

[cavalrylad]

"Say, that's a nice coat you got there, laddy."

“Yes, well, it isn’t mine.”

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OCC UPDATE

I am moving Calypso to my main blog. I’m changing the username of my main blog to be for Calypso, as I’m far too lazy to keep switching back and forth. XD

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Pippin and Calypso having a fun time @crosscalypso

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Freshman Watches TLJ

S - @crosscalypso Sh - Me M - The Freshman B - @lil-bensolo  

S: He’ll be ok. It’s BB8, if they killed him everyone would riot.

S: So this plan didn’t work so well. B: It’s the resistance what do you expect? S: -shrug-

S: I liked her. She was only here for two seconds.

(where’s han?) S: Han is heckin dead. Also we don’t talk about that.

(im not leaving without you!) S: Then you’re not leaving. Who is this wannabe of a Luke Skywalker?

(you’re wasting your time) S: Im calling your sister

S: Because of Ben you dodo, he trained the next generation of sith M: So did Obi-Wan Sh,S,B -snickering- S: Its ok, everyone’s first apprentice is a sith

S: get in an Xwing and blow something up Poe! Disregard Leia! (permission to get in an xwing and blow something up?) S: HA!

(window of ship blows out, sucks Leia into space) S, M: -inhuman squawk- 

S; She’s not a Jedi but she’s a Jedi to me! I feel like Leia would have gotten shit done so fast if she was the Jedi in the old movies.

S: (about admiral holdo) I bet she’s the inside agent. I’m just gonna say that about anyone who pops up in front of Poe M: because Poe is so pure S: Yes. You can’t have hair like that and not be pure, and - M: Lets be real, Finn is the most pure S: That’s true. But you can’t have BB8 and not be a good guy

(and between it all? a force) M: Oh my. Roll credits! 

S: They’re gonna Casino Royal that shit Sh: Nooooo they’re not.

S; What the heck is wrong with him? Sh: A lot of things B: Yes. Too many to list.

S: Don’t fall in the poop B: That’d be shitty S: That’s a quote

M: Grand theft - what are these? Sh: Fathiers M: Grand theft fathiers! 

M: They’re gonna say that one line  (let the past die) M: never mind. 

S: Yes! Yoda is still the same even if Luke is not! Thank you little shriveled broccoli. 

S: It is the right of every Skywalker to lose a hand! Chop it off. Shoop. Bye bye.

Sh: Break out the museum pieces! S: But those are my childhood! 

S: I feel like this would have gone a whole lot better if Leia had gone and gotten Ben. She could have gone up and grabbed him by the ear and - B: No I dont think -  S: This is not how I raised you!

S: (not fighting what we hate) Saving what we love (Saving what we love) -explosions and kissing- S: Aw Rose that’s not the right response!

(there was more but i was not faithful in recording it sorry im lazy)

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Freshmen watching New Hope

1 = the freshman 2 = @crosscalypso 3 = me

1.Are the Star Wars movies based off of books? 2.No actually the books came after the movies. Someone finally rewrote all of George Lucas’ horrible dialogue

1.Storm Troopers! The guys who can’t aim for life! 3.Ehh..... 2.Shhh, we’ll talk about that theory later

1.Wait is R2-D2 supposed to be snarky? 

1. This robot has such a unique, in-depth personality. 2. You have no idea

2. Imagine if Anakin hadn’t ever met the Sand People and didn’t know his mother died and then didn’t become Darth Vader....

1. That giant like eye thing is a laser? (meaning the Death Star)

3. Poor Yularin 

1. I wanna know how they filmed that 2,3: Actually! 

2. -while sending comics and feels via text so that 1 wont be spoiled- I have all the feels, so YOU get all the feels

2,3: (Luke says “Im ready for anything”) -hopeless laughing- 

1. Oh gosh, there goes an arm. Hey, don’t only Jedi have lightsabers? And don’t the color of the lightsabers determine what they are? 2. There’s theory 3. There’s a hundred

2. #WhoShotFirst? 

1. (about the imperial spy) It’s a mosquito! 

1. Ah yes because a ship taking off in this town, a thing that happens all the time, is something to stare at.

1. Wait, this ship reaches light speed? 2. Yes 3. They go beyond light speed 1. That’s physically impossible! 2,3: Shhh 1. No no, because, photons - 2,3: SHHHHHHHH

1. That’s not a....... (movie: that’s no moon)

1. What is that tiny thing? 3. A mouse droid 2. Obnoxious

Movie: I’ve felt something, a presence I’ve not felt since.... 2: -via text- Since I was burned alive by my ‘brother’, My body died and his heart died 2: -aloud- I hope this will hurt Shay

1. Is he messing with him? 3. Who? Han? 1. No Luke 2. He’s serious 3. They’re both serious

2: -spamming texts of the musical that shall not be named put to SW gifs- 3: ...... 2: wait wait I have something to make up for it now 2: -sends horrible feels- 3: -inhuman squeak- 1: What was that sound?

1: Where it run off to? That thing that grabbed Luke 2: Probably a hole down the bottom 3: That or it just dies

3: And this is where the other theory comes into play 1: Oh. My. Run! Run. You just alerted the entire hive! 

2: Don’t you ‘hey Luke’ me

2: It’s like an atheist saying “God bless you”.

2: It’s Helm’s Deep. The Death Star is Helm’s Deep. One weakness. One tiny weakness taken down by one unstoppable force that takes down the whole thing.

2: Empire now or Empire tomorrow? 1: Which one comes first in chronological order? 2,3: Empire 1: Oh....I thought....that was....two different movies