Freshman Watches TLJ
S - @crosscalypso Sh - Me M - The Freshman B - @lil-bensolo
S: He’ll be ok. It’s BB8, if they killed him everyone would riot.
S: So this plan didn’t work so well. B: It’s the resistance what do you expect? S: -shrug-
S: I liked her. She was only here for two seconds.
(where’s han?) S: Han is heckin dead. Also we don’t talk about that.
(im not leaving without you!) S: Then you’re not leaving. Who is this wannabe of a Luke Skywalker?
(you’re wasting your time) S: Im calling your sister
S: Because of Ben you dodo, he trained the next generation of sith M: So did Obi-Wan Sh,S,B -snickering- S: Its ok, everyone’s first apprentice is a sith
S: get in an Xwing and blow something up Poe! Disregard Leia! (permission to get in an xwing and blow something up?) S: HA!
(window of ship blows out, sucks Leia into space) S, M: -inhuman squawk-
S; She’s not a Jedi but she’s a Jedi to me! I feel like Leia would have gotten shit done so fast if she was the Jedi in the old movies.
S: (about admiral holdo) I bet she’s the inside agent. I’m just gonna say that about anyone who pops up in front of Poe M: because Poe is so pure S: Yes. You can’t have hair like that and not be pure, and - M: Lets be real, Finn is the most pure S: That’s true. But you can’t have BB8 and not be a good guy
(and between it all? a force) M: Oh my. Roll credits!
S: They’re gonna Casino Royal that shit Sh: Nooooo they’re not.
S; What the heck is wrong with him? Sh: A lot of things B: Yes. Too many to list.
S: Don’t fall in the poop B: That’d be shitty S: That’s a quote
M: Grand theft - what are these? Sh: Fathiers M: Grand theft fathiers!
M: They’re gonna say that one line (let the past die) M: never mind.
S: Yes! Yoda is still the same even if Luke is not! Thank you little shriveled broccoli.
S: It is the right of every Skywalker to lose a hand! Chop it off. Shoop. Bye bye.
Sh: Break out the museum pieces! S: But those are my childhood!
S: I feel like this would have gone a whole lot better if Leia had gone and gotten Ben. She could have gone up and grabbed him by the ear and - B: No I dont think - S: This is not how I raised you!
S: (not fighting what we hate) Saving what we love (Saving what we love) -explosions and kissing- S: Aw Rose that’s not the right response!
(there was more but i was not faithful in recording it sorry im lazy)