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Our muses needed mozzarella, and wound up crashing through the window of a pizza parlor.
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“I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD HANDLE DRIVING?!” The hanyou yelled to the girl next to him.
“HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THIS?” A hand cradled his forehead as he looked around at the carnage around them. The airbags had gone off, people were staring, and most importantly...
The cheese had fallen on the floor out of its container, spilling the liquid the cheese was in as well as sitting the mozzarella in a pile of dirty gym clothes.

















