#crossover quest

[crossoverquest]

Sara: Octoroo of The Bones, did you think it would escape my and Heaven’s notice when you used a copy of the Satanic Bible in a bid to resurrect the Chimatsuri Brothers and all of the Ayakashi that worked for them?

Vox, to Octoroo: Told ya…

Sara: You are hereby charged with crimes against Heaven and the dead, and for that, you must pay!

Octoroo: Aah!

[saintambrose]

hey isn’t that the guy from Final Fantasy

[crossoverquest]

Adam: Have at thee- *Takes a crowbar to the knee* AH, MY FUCKING KNEES!

Alastor: Get crowbarred, bitch!

Mireille: Thanks for the crowbar, Mugsy.

Adam: Mugsy, what the fuck?

Mugsy: I don’t know. I’m bored.

[crossoverquest]

Alastor: I heard that if you drink blood from a Nighlok, you’ll get special powers.

Blitzo: I drank from a puddle of Mooger blood after a bounty hunt once, and all it did was make me soil myself.

[crossoverquest]

For @everyone-is-incorrect

Dr. Mario to Pit: YOU!?

Pit: It’s Mario!

Bowser and Bowser Jr. in unison: Mario’s an MD?

[crossoverquest]

“We are not building a pipe bomb!”

-Pico to John Captain

[crossoverquest]

Ohana: Is this a dream, Kaiba?

Kaiba: No…

Ohana: I thought not. If it were, you’d give up on being the King of Games.

[crossoverquest]

Cure Art to Jax: What are you?

Jax: I’ll tell you what I’m not: Coated in wet paint.