#crossovereddie

[911onfox]

A little throwback. 🥲

[sluttymickey]

Make Eddie text post memes you coward

I made you 5 🙄🙄

[smokey-ilya]

I cant believe I was actually inspired lmaoooo RHYS THE EMBARRASSING THINGS I DO FOR YOU JFC

Rhys’ phone pings with another message. He puts down the ladle he’s been using to stir the pot of soup boiling on the stove.

Rhys swipes the notification open to the text thread: 👨‍👨‍👦🖤🔪

💍💉: we’re headed home now. See you soon ♥️

Kiddo: please please please tell me you made soup!!!

Rhys smiles to himself texting a quick “hurry home and see for yourself, buddy! 🖤”

Turning back to the pot on the stove, Rhys takes the ladle and gives it a quick stir before tasting the soup. Perfect. He lowers the heat to the keep the soup warm then goes to wash up at the sink.

Once he’s dried his hands and is about to fill a glass with water, he sees headlights in the window and the sound of a truck pull up. Finally. He smiles wide as footsteps come rushing up the porch. The door bursts open then Rhys has an armful of teenage boy.

“You made my favorite!! You’re the best, seriously!”, Harrison gushes, letting himself out of the embrace and heading straight for the bowls.

“You spoil him.” Dexter says with a smile before he’s leaning in to press a soft kiss to Rhys lips, then brings Rhys left hand up to his lips, pressing another sweet kiss to the black band with a splash of red in the middle that sits on Rhys’ ring finger.

“Did you finally get rid of that awful excuse of a human?” Rhys asks, a smirk on his lips.

“Have I ever failed?” Dexter replies before dipping back down for another kiss.

SO I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS BECAUSE IT’S THE BEST THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN SO I WILL JUST SAY that after weeks of putting off dexter: new blood, i have been catching up tonight, harassing and screaming at @crossovereddie in the dms about it, and their beautiful fucking mind delivers THIS to me 😆 please enjoy my real time reaction…

buddie, who? gallavich? thank you next. but rhys x dexter? 😎✋🏻

truly, i’ve peaked with this… i am eternally grateful for you and your mind and your willingness to accept our love 🤌🏻

and look, guys, i have a sick obsession with dexter and i know it… and i don’t fuck with irl serial killers, it’s definitely just michael c. hall and his portrayal so please don’t love me any less 😅

[bellefoxs]

Eddie 3 and 27! 🖤

3. answered here!

27. if they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet?

hmm, i'd say tim bradford from the rookie? they could bond over being war vets and being in love with their partners who are sunshine personified <3

send me a character + a number!

[sluttymickey]

It’s these dumbasses not knowing how to use a door for me

Ugh I love these idiots so much 😭😭

[sluttymickey]

Only bc it’s your birthday and we’re gonna pretend this never happened but

I love you so much dish you mean the whole world to me I’m so glad you decided to post dumb memes on the same day I decided to check the tag you’re my whole ass souldmate happy birthday again I love you please DNI i was never here 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ohmygod

OHMYGOD

STELLA LOVES DRISH CONFIRMED SCREENSHOTTED PRINTED AND ADDED TO MY STELLA LOVES DRISH FILE IMMEDIATELY

(No but really i love you so much I'm so glad my dumbass posted stupid memes and got you to follow me and your dumbasser ass sent me that first ask literally shouting at me (do you even remember that one 😹) and I was like yepp okay she's going 🖕🖤 @me, that's it I have found my souldmate, gotta immediately trick them into marrying me, make cursed content together with them and also wear their leg tiddies picture in a heart locket around my neck. I have the best time on here bitching about annoying people and being an arms whore with you 🥺)

[sluttymickey]

You’re a painter. You’re a baker. You like to sleep with the windows open. You never take sugar in your tea. And you always double knot your shoelaces

NOT THIS QUOTE YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT THIS ONE 😭

[sluttymickey]

Dish

This

Fuck

Off