#crossoverquest

[incorrectnostraightroads]

DJSS: Peasant…

Sayu: Yes, I am pleasant!

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Alastor: Yo, what is currently occurring, Home Incisions? (Yo, what’s happening, home slice?) Dialogue toward your maternal caregiver. (Word to your mother.) Welcome to my infant bedding structure. (Welcome to my crib.) Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be propelling projectiles into peoples’ posteriors. (Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be poppin’ caps in asses.) West Side, female canines! (West Side, bitches!)

Vaggie: Wow, just- just wow.

Ohana: I literally felt myself die inside.

[lover-of-skellies]

I saw what you got when you turned your Tumblr page’s URL into a Pokémon. What’s your response to my calling it Alolan Bronzor? It made me think of a Skull And Crossbones Flag and pirates in turn.

I,, don't know too much about Pokémon in general tbh, but you could call it whatever you want, really. I don't particularly mind, either way

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Alpha Hydranoid’s Right Head: Three strikes and you’re dead, Lute.

Lute: I only need two strikes to cut one of your heads off.

Alpha Hydranoid’s Left Head: You know what?

Alpha Hydranoid’s Middle Head: That was strike three.

[incorrectnostraightroads]

Zuke: If you like to fight dirty, Kliff, then maybe I’ll show you how we fight dirty on the rock music scene!

Kliff: You don’t know how to fight dirty like a rockstar.

DK West: I fight dirty like a-

Kliff: STOP IT, WEST! I’m gonna stop you RIGHT there, you Shrek expy!

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Timeframe: Sometime after the “Brazilian Wax” incident between Tsumugi and Alastor

Valentino, fuming about Tsumugi: That stinking 20 year old. First chance I get, I’ll return the favor.

Velvette to Vox: Take care with Tsumugi, Vox. If you cross her, you’ll never be the same sinner again.

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Madame Momere to Broodwing and the Evil Exes: Who are these losers?

Lucas: We, sir...

Madame Momere: I'm a woman.

Todd: Ouch.

Lucas: We've come to rescue Gideon, you purple haired hag, and you shall be defeated by the very lot that you scorn and detest!

Matthew: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...

[Hundreds of Choiarks appear from behind Madame Momere]

Matthew: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?

Roxie: Did you count that one in the back?

Matthew: I think so.

Kyle to Madame Momere’s Choiarks: Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating!

Matthew: I think I counted one of you twice!

Madame Momere: While you're at it, count these!

[A pair of Saiarks dressed as Gideon come into view with another horde of Choiarks sitting on top of one of them]

Madame Momere: As soon as we're done with you, Toronto’s next! This will be the last day of peace any Canadian will ever see!

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Fiera: Tell me, what is the first thing you can remember?

Angel Dust: The insatiable urge to get bitches and riches.