Jul 1, 2017
Criminal Minds Blooper from S7E9 "Self-Fulfilling Prophecy"
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Criminal Minds Blooper from S7E9 "Self-Fulfilling Prophecy"
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Okay, so this came across on chrome as a finger upward, so “How tall are you?” I’m allllllllmost 5′7. Completely average.
And the second one is...like...a Tuscan Raider from the old Star Wars movies? He’s got goggles and shit, and he’s brown and mustard yellow.
The closest thing is the monkey “What makes you shy?”
I have trouble with honest affection. Someone can compliment me on my appearance or some other aspect of my personality, but if they want to say something nice about my...I dunno, my real self? I am suddenly the most awkward turtle.
crotchner replied to your post:@crotchner I finished the rough draft Hope you...
ME!! I LOVE GROSS!! AHH!!
GOOD CAUSE IT IS
Baggage! BAGGAGE!! Not only does Thom lie to his face about being a Warden, but his original crime is a parallel as to why Stroud himself joined the Wardens. I mean you could flip it and say he did save Wardens at Adamant, and they were both fucked by The Game. They did galavant through the fade together too (maybe?) But there's a compliment for Stroud in there somewhere, following the Inquis into Thom's bed.
Oh, Stroud’s no angel. The whole Chevalier Graduation Party/ Elf-Beheading Trick-or-Treat is pretty fucking grisly. That’s not cool, StacheMan. Not cool!
So much angst wedged into one rickety twin bed somewhere in the Anderfels.
[1/2] ((im sorry im sendin u all my stroudwall things AHH)))) Okay so what if, Stroudwall starts off as just them getting off together, no feelings etc, it works because Thom likes being watched and Stroud likes watching. Thom's got his eyes closed to imagine there's a pretty girl riding/pegging him (he's chill with dudes but he wants a lady or something I don't know), reaches up starts fondling with Stroud's chest (it's flat and hairy but he's been with a girl like that before)...
[2/2] Stroud goes off on one, full on starts hammering Thom hard and fast because those hands are delicious over his collarbone, his nipples, tugging the small curls which pepper his chest, Thom's mind is blown it was incredible, both men are a little embarrassed because it was over so quickly. But honestly, it was the best they've had in a while and maybe they make arrangements for next time.
The rules are nobody apologizes for putting smutty headcanons in my Inbox! *rubs my greedy, grubby old lady hands together about StroudWall*
Yes good. A Thom who’s been shipped off to the Wardens after Judgement (romanced Inky? maybe? maybe Thom just put them on a pedestal out of respect during Inquisition?) Doesn’t get a warm welcome, bc yknow.
I’d have to write 7k words just to get them to the point of being roommies in Weisshaupt. Because hooooboy does Problem Bear have some baggage to work through in regards to Stroud.
(Spoilers for the books if you haven't read them) As far as I can remember Loras gets injured because he lays siege to Dragonstone, and subsequently dies from those wounds, the whole 'throw him in jail bc he gay' thing is a pile of shit, and a super shitty way of 'sticking' to the basic book narrative.
oh my god ..... why must the show be this way (honestly i wish i had the time to read the books r/n)
it just seems way more fitting for loras to have died in an attack being the badass knight he is, from what i’ve read about book loras they seem to have butchered his character in the show D:
flippy time with prosper
Also
Prosper, Mr. Duke Prosper.
@Crotchner