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Personal Blog for shit I like. He/Him. !8+ only. (Due to NSFW)

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[downey-daily]

[cowboyjen68]

Having a beer on the deck.. and this happened. I have no idea why I found it so funny…but I did.

[ripe]

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

[sensorykitty]

cursed stimboard

sources: x x x x

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Hey op do you take constructive criticism

[sensorykitty]

nope! have a good day :)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[saltrat88]

[shitter]

only national anthem you’ll catch me standing up for

[theinturnetexplorer]

Poor Grandma

[drunkcyclonus]

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

Brilliant.

[pizzaotter]

What the hell is this? :O

[ladykeivt]

Ana Amari vs Reaper Animated Short looks fantastic.

[ladykeivt]

I FOUND THE FULL CLIP GUYS.

[vastderp]

You fuck with meemaw, meemaw’s gonna fuck with you.

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When you’re sleepy and someone won’t stop talking to you…

[guccixiv]

thank you, SE, for this bountiful gift

[mirdania]

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No one ships Tormund/Brienne as much as Kristofer Hivju

[bitchfromtheseventhhell]

Kristofer Hivju Actor, writer, wildman.

[daww191]

He’s so cute :3

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[butlerbookbinding]

Pharaoh is the most handsome of roosters. 10/10 rooster.

[lazershowlights]

Can we know more about Pharaoh @samandriel 

[samandriel]

Yes, I let him patrol on his little rug in the kitchen and usually he doesn’t venture off it because it’s his ~territory~ and the thinks he has to guard it. But recently, anytime I’m in the living room watching TV, he struts on in and comes and sits on my lap. He sat silently and watched the entire movie Me Before You with me the other day. 

I’ve moved my visually impaired silkie chicken, Bluebell, to be his roommate and he is a little alarmed by her presence and he cries because she claimed his favorite spot on his roost. However, he lets her have his blueberries so I think deep down he likes her.

He’s grumpy right now because he’s molting and his tail fell out. Here is a video of him from a couple weeks ago being cute

[lonewarden]

@gap-var-ginnunga

[mipeltaja]

Skype bot’s icon has changed to Maiev Shadowsong, and so far no one seems to know why.

[direhuman]

MEANWHILE, ON ARGUS

[erissene]

nightmare fuel

[dracoto]

Who the hell WOULD RIDE THIS!?

[lonewarden]

Uh when I first saw this all I could think of was THE THING.