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*joins in chanting new lore* Lizzie eating the fruit with zero hesitation made me want to belive 80% of House Blossom meetings are attempting to get Lizzie and Jimmy to stop eating yhings that are not edible suxh as paper, bowls, forks, fwhip (Jimmy was tired ok??), the table, themself (that was the last time they let the seablings be bored) [feel free to add/come up with the why this happened] -Neo Hood

This is correct, you're not wrong-

The Fwhip Monchy-Cronchy incident, being dubbed {The Incident We Will Never Speak Of Again}, was more or less when Jimmy, low on awake braincells, thought Fwhip was a tasty piece of steak and/or a tasty grilled fish for him to eat.

Lizzie encouraged this purely cause she thought it was funny.

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Yooooooooo new lore new lore- also demon scott au idea of the day: he definitely says "ur my little cod boy <3" (like little meow meow) to jimmy. Other pet names include: sunflower, slime boy, and egg (see lizzie's new ep). In return, jimmy calls him fishfucker. -sae anon (have a lovely day, crow- may i call you crow?)

New Lore New Lore New Lore Ne- /repeating

anyway as much as I Hate That /lh, yes he does call him "His little cod boy"

And also all those petnames-- may I also add:

Reulbhad also calls Jimmy "His Sun"

In return, Jimmy calls Reulbhad "His Moon"

also yea Fishfucker

for funnies. It's always funny to see this Star Demon get all fake-indignant about being called a Fishfucker, how dare you compare me to Jo-The Mezealan King!

and yes you can absolutely call me Crow :D

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Ya ever start watching someones pov cause you wanna ship him with people?

(It's sausage and the ship is venus flytrap husbands/ Scott/Jimmy/Sausage)

Why does he have so many episodes!!!!

Anyway once Joel tried to explain gendered terms (like king/queen, lord/lady ect.) And just confused her more so she still doesn't get it

Jimmy also has no clue

wheeze

1) wheeze {again} The Venus Flytrap Husbands runs strong in this community apparently and we can do nothing but submit to them-

2) Its Sausage, he's cool like that except he wants us all to sob and cry

3) wheeze A+ Points for Joel- he tried his best- all he did was have Lizzie go "Ah yes I understand." And proceed to stare blankly at him whenever he tried to refer to axolotl as such-

4) If Lizzie's confused, then Jimmy's walking backwards and spun in like several circles

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Ho yes hello I have a better idea as to why Joel can't see Reulbhad than denial. In a previous post you said Scott remembers 3rd life what if Joel also remembered 3rd life and instead of seeing the demon Reulbhad he just sees Scott in his normal MC skin. IDK I just like the idea of demon Scott in Mezealea checking up on Joel and like Lizzie comes over and points at Scott like "Joel the demon is right there." And Joel looking over and just seeing Scott sitting on a roof like a cyan gargoyle "What demon??????"

Lizzie: Joel, The demon is RIGHT THERE

Joel, who remembers third life and just sees Scott looming ominously; uhuh, sure.

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Yeah no that’s canon absolutely canon. Joel remembers 3l, and really chalks up everything he sees Scott doing as like… either a) just red/yellow life things or b) he assumes this is Scotts ghost haunting him or something, even if he dissapears sometimes.

Probably to go hang out with Jimmy.

And where was the demon everyone was on about? Could they not see it was Scott??

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Joey doesn't remember what he did under Xornoth's influence. Corrupted stars. They end up trapping Reulbhad in a gem like Xornoth and Jimmy has to be held back from taking it while shouting "NO!! COME BACK! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME AGAIN!!" it eventually dissolved into quiet sobs. They try to explain they did what they had to and Jimmy only says "HE WAS A VICTIM OF THE CORRUPTION TOO! IT WASN'T HIS FAULT! It wasn't his..." more sobs. Jimmy rips his warped crown from fwhip's hands and 1/?

Begins the flight home leaving the others wondering if they did the right thing. The corruption leaves everyone's Empires except Jimmy's and Gem's. They close their empires from the rest of the world. Sausage and Fwhip want their sister back. Lizzie wants her brother to smile. About a month later, a letter gets sent to the crystal cliffs and Cad empire. Is says that Zane believes it jas found away to remove Exor's hold over Reulbhad. He says they have no need to come to Rivendell however 2/?

Zane would also like her brother back. They eventually come and it works. Scott is incredibly weak as Exor's powers were what kept him alive for years. He eventually becomes better and while he still belongs to the stars and his wings are warped, Zane has his brother, Gem has her best friend, and Jimmy jas his husband. (I bet you thought this would be angst huh? It was gonna be and then the characters disagreed lol) -Your favorite spammer, Neo Hood *Takes a bow* 3/3

Yooooo!!!!

This is so freakin awesome Neo :DDD

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Had idea. Jimmy "borrowed" Joel's netherite shovel and so in retaliation the codfather head was stolen. (This is the whole Lizzie vs Joey thing that happened) they both hire Gem to kill the other and it happens. They agree to let bygones be bygones and Lizzie's just happy her idiots aren't fighting anymore. (Also yes I'm definitely Scott/s) -Neo Hood

ooo!! Jimmy sayin something like "Hey I'm gonn borrow your shovel for a dig" and then just "forgetting" to bring it back. :)

So it takes a few days. Joel thinks Jimmy forgot, and gives him a chance. But then he doesn't bring it back so he takes Jimmy's codfather head.

Jimmy reaches out to Gem first, before Joel... so Joel dies first, but then right after, Jimmy dies because Gem is an assassin first and foremost in these jobs before a friend. Plus she's getting paid a hefty sum of money so....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway Lizzie is definitely very happy to have her idiots not fighting over dumb things anymore.

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Have a incorrect quote from corrupted stars

Zane:Now that I've exiled myself nothing can go wrong-

Zane:*Remembers that Jimmy and gem probably won't rest until they find the crystal*

Zane:FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE WIZARD PRODIGY AND THE DEMONFUCKER...

NOT THE DEMONFUCKER AHAHDHSBSVA

Zane left, thinking he’s be safe:

Zane: …why do I hear boss music?

Gem, and Jimmy, steadily approaching Rivendell:

Zane: FUCK

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We all know Jimmy's the small damaged egg but au where he IS the large pristine one. Lizzie knowing how to mame the conduit because when she hatched her big brother realized she couldn't properly breathe. Jimy forgeting that stealing's not ok cause he had to fight other sea creatures for food. Lizzie getting sick and Jimmy panicing, asking the cod and eventually heading on land to try to find a cure. Lizzie being aware something's missing but unable to find what. (I'll stop for now) -Neo Hood

Ah yes, finally, a world where Jimmy ain't teased for being the Small Damage Egg wheeze

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Anyway! When Jimmy watches his sister hatch and she cannot breath, he goes off to fight and steal literally anything he can to help her survive. He wants his sister.

He waited for so long for the egg to hatch and He REFUSED to have her die.

HEHEHEHE :DDDDD