#crownedjuicebox

[theironavenger]

@crownedjuicebox

"I think we can just agree that celery goes with everything because it tastes like nothing."

[marvelsior]

@crownedjuicebox​ don’t turn my son into a mouse.

[agentsterling]

Sterling didn’t like this at all. 

He especially didn’t know why they asked him to talk to him. It was well known that Sterling despised Loki in all forms. His job description had always included working well with children and he had never shied away from an assignment involving them,  but a child version of Loki? Not only that, but a child Loki from another reality? He just didn’t see how putting him on this assignment was going to go well. 

“What is your... preferred last name?” Sterling asked. It was possible this version of Loki, this age of Loki, didn’t even know he was adopted. Didn’t know his true name was Laufey.

Or was this version even a frost giant?

Alternate realities weren’t really his area.

@crownedjuicebox​

[loialte-blog]

"Do you wear your pajamas to work?"

–––––––––  “ 𝚂𝙾𝙽, 𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝙴𝙰𝚁 𝙿𝚈𝙹𝙰𝙼𝙰𝚂. ”

[crpediem]

@crownedjuicebox​  "A girl said that you like your belly rubbed. Do you want a belly rub?"

   a low growl leaves the alligator’s mouth, sounding less than pleased. ( which girl ? ) how dare she assume! he’s a loki! he won’t succumb to something as basic as a simple belly rub!

   but then kid loki asks and the opportunity presents itself, growl lessening as he thinks, before deciding that ... one shouldn’t be too bad as he clambers over, plopping himself onto his back. ( yes, i would like that. ) 

[pixelpaladin24]

"I have small horns!"

"...where, little one? Because all I see is the motif in the middle of your head piece - and that represents our rune and sign in one, actually."

[thorslovex-archived]

@crownedjuicebox​ continuing from here X

“...How about I just punch you in the face instead?”

[griimarch]

@crownedjuicebox​ cont. from x. 

The woman was shocked that someone had never had pizza, especially a place that had GODs. “Is it good? What kind of fucking question is that, kid. Yeah it is good otherwise I wouldn’t waste my time taking you.” Looking back at him she eyed him “so are you like some god or something?” Gemma really didn’t know much about gods, nor did she believe in them it was all just to make people feel better. “Also are you some wanna be hero with that outfit?”