❛ voicemail ❜
drunk voicemail (open)
There’s a lot of background noise– some car horns, speaking voices so muffled they are unintelligible, a siren in the distance maybe. After two minutes and thirty-six seconds, there is a brief, loud rustling noise, and she can hear Derieri’s voice, still distant like her mouth isn’t pressed to the phone.
“I goddamn butt-dialed! GHh…”
Then she abruptly becomes louder and clearer and says: “Tell Meliodas to go fuck’imself.”
And there, the message ends.













