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shout out to the little pre-K girl i met 10 years ago whose favorite toy was a plastic figurine of darth sidious, and who would make adorable crayon drawings of darth sidious playing with her and helping her when she fell down. there is no love on this earth like the love a weird little girl has for her evil horrible blorbo

#when i was her age i was similarly obsessed with my brother's giant plastic unicron figure so like #i get it #it's a giant evil robot TO YOU. to me he is a little baby that needs his hugs and nap time #crumb post #star wars #darth sidious

i have a student in my first grade class who is funny and clever and a perfect delight on his own, but whenever he's in a group, he latches on to one of his classmates and makes it his sole earthly mission to enable their worst behavior, then just sits back and watches in glee as they ruin their own day. scheming eunuch ass child.

#then when things go wrong he's the first to be like ''teacher do you want me to go tell the office?''#how tf does a first grader become this treacherous #crumb post

living in a country with nationalized healthcare after being raised in the US is just

> experience uncomfortable medical issue > leave it untreated for months or years bc it's "not serious enough" to warrant professional medical attention > it gets worse > finally go to a clinic > they ask me how long i've had this problem and i tell them how long > they look at me like i'm a fucking nutter, treat it in 5 minutes, and charge me $6 USD > i walk out feeling like the world's luckiest idiot

#crumb post #shout out to the time i almost let a skin infection become septic #literally the only reason i went to a clinic was bc my taiwanese coworker saw me limping and ORDERED me to go #god bless her fr #anyway just went to the dermatologist and he removed a painful callus that's been bugging me for the past two years #i was too embarrassed to tell him how long i'd left it untreated so i just told him one year #fixed it in like 2 minutes :`)#healthcare

a small list of personality traits observed in boba fett's character in the expanded universe series legacy of the force

i was compiling this list for my own writing reference for older (see: 60+) expanded universe boba fett but figured i might as well share it here as well! so, uh, here's a list of various boba fett personality traits i've observed while rereading the legacy of the force novels!

sarcastic and acerbic way of communicating. often frustrated by his own inability to be genuine and warm with people he cares about.

never raises his voice. gets annoyed when other people yell, esp over comms.

dry, self-deprecating sense of humor. doesn’t mind poking fun at his own ignorance or mistakes.

cynical. tendency to expect the worst of people and situations.

emotionally volatile: switches unpredictably between numb “scrupulous detachment” and overwhelming “raw emotions.”

uncomfortable in social/emotional situations. compares even basic social interaction to “a minefield.” “switches off” and/or attempts to flee when emotions become overwhelming. often relies on beviin to “haul him out of the mire” when he hits his limit socially or emotionally.

highly principled; always keeps his word, even when it pains him to do so. that said, in truly dire circumstances, is not above using wordplay to loophole his way out of a promise. like some fucked up fae.

inner conflict between wanting to reconcile with/help/protect loved ones and deep-seated belief that he will inevitably bring them harm and suffering.

often has violent thoughts about the people around him, including his loved ones, which contribute to his previously mentioned belief that he will inevitably cause harm to them. for example, he randomly feels the urge to strike mirta when she’s sitting next to him and gets a “predatory” feeling when he’s around a blinded sintas. feels disturbed by these thoughts, obviously never acts on them.

#crumb post #fett feels #boba fett #legacy of the force #nothing to see here‚ just syn's 60 billionth post psychoanalyzing boba fett #sorry y'all‚ i will never change. i will never improve. this is a promise ❤️

when you agree with your character so so strongly but nobody else does so you just gotta be like "i understand the issue is complex :) he's not right but he's also not wrong :) yeah you gotta consider his background to really get his perspective" while silently turning into the joker

#RP woes #he's RIGHT why are you BOOING HIM #crumb post

beviin: treat others the way you want to be treated :) boba: killed on sight beviin: no—

#when the idiot you're trying to rehabilitate is a misanthrope AND self-loathing 🙃#alor pls #goran beviin #boba fett #legacy of the force #crumb post

fascinating species of tumblr user: person bitterly disappointed not to be receiving deep and nuanced political insight from a children's cartoon

#brought to you by: seeing someone criticize ATLA for its ''milquetoast politics''#like if you're looking for something more substantive maybe you should look somewhere besides. um. nickelodeon?#crumb post

me @ straight women when a tiktok by a matchmaking coach crosses my dash instructing women on how to say "no" while still looking cute and sexy and coquettish

#imagine having to make sure you come across as fuckable every waking second of every day #sounds like an absolutely miserable existence #she also had a section at the end where she pretended to say ''no'' in a straightforward manner #to show how unappealing and unladylike it was and i'm just like. girl. what are you talking about #crumb post