#crush fail

[not-that-subtle]

I wish we could skip straight to acting like a married couple.

thanks

[destielvestiges]

Im so dumb lol listen up: A girl asked me if I was a lesbian. I laughed and said no because I didn't know her and dont need to explain my sexuality to a stranger. By the end of the night she was the sweetest thing ever and now my crush thinks im straight bye kill me

[not-that-subtle]

I’ve never been a fan of freckles, but wow, the way yours dot your skin like a thousand stars in a clear sky lights up my world.

And no, I’ve never really had a thing for brown eyes but yours have captured me and I never want to escape.

Yes, I said I like straight hair but your tiny curls and waves move so beautifully.

Oh, how every part of you amazes me. How your smile is like a billion fireworks, how your laugh makes me giddy.

Oh, how in love I am with you.

[pedeelismos]

Odio que ese chavo todo bello, precioso y hermoso haya terminado siendo un tremendo hijo de su padre.

[greenmoose2]

Acidentaly told my crush i like him kill me

[tarebeartaraxx-blog]

Dream man shattered.

I've liked this guy since highschool. I didn't find out he liked me, of course till right after I left my hometown. He has been in the Marines, and I am friends with him on Facebook. Anyways, he made this post (rant how civilian issues don't actually matter) that ruined his image for me. I can't be around military guys. I'm always attracted to them but service changes people. Who am I going to watch from afar using the internet now????

[officallycurly]

Crush

I was sitting on the opposite side of my crush and his little sister. I was going to take a picture so I put my ringer on silent. If only I checked to see if the flash was still on... 😞

[a-pastel-curiosity]

Alright, guys, another story.

So, I wear this pair of Flojo's (Mexican flip flops) every fucking day, regardless of temperature. Like, people in my journalism class did not understand how I could do it in the winter.

So I was walking down the hall one day, and it was really cramped. I look over my shoulder, and see the girl I have had a crush on for TWO YEARS.

Well, while I was looking, someone stepped on my shoe, and it came off. So, of course I was like, oh shit, gotta hurry. But when I went to put it on, someone KICKED IT BACK TOWARDS THE FUCKING GIRL.

So I go back, and as I am bending for my shoe, I hear this person say, "Woah, keep your shoe on." really sweetly and all funny.

And I turn and IT IS MY FREAKING CRUSH.

And do you know what I did.

Do you want to know what I did?

I said, in the highest, weirdest voice imaginable, "My shoe got stepped on and kicked and yeah."

And I turned back to my shoe, picked it up, and ran to my class without looking behind me.

And I haven't talked to her since.

UUUUGH.

BTW, I wore those shoes every day anyways.

I am sure that she thinks I am the nut job who sounds like a possessed doll from the depths of hell...