Useless Ramblings and Complaints

Just things I think and thought.

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Pls post a selfie

why though

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when i was a child my favourite ‘toy’ was a rubber glove filled with water with a face drawn on

there were lots of dramatic ‘bleeding out’ scenes

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waiting for someone message you back after you've been clinging is intense

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i just googled “remus black” by accident (don’t ask) and now i’m quite sad

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Remember your crush is not actually called their codename:

Okay! Quick story:

I had a crush on this guy so my friends and I came up with a code name for him; ‘Charles’ - partly because he was British. Nothing happened between Charles and I. We both left school. Few years later I’m driving along and this iDiOt steps out in front of my car. I screech to a halt but sort of bump him and he falls over on the road. I get out of the car and run to check if this idiot is okay. It’s Charles. I scream, “Charles! What the fuck were you doing!” Because honestly I’m just so flustered. He gives me this really weird look “Who the fuck is Charles?” He says before passing out. He came to a moment later, he’s fine and I don’t think he really remembers what happened but long story short we’re going for coffee tomorrow!

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Update: I don’t actually like coffee, but boy do I like Charles, and apparently he likes me too as we’re going to the zoo next week.

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i’m sad and that’s okay

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cute crush asks

ok, send me a question and your answer to that question in regards to your crush or significant other then i’ll answer about my crush (bc don’t we all just wanna talk about our people??)

1: Do they drink coffee? 2: Are they left or right handed? 3: How do they do their hair? Facial hair? (If they have it) 4: What’s their favorite animal? 5: What is their relationship status? 6: What is their favorite band/singer? 7: Are they more a cat or dog person? 8: What does their laugh sound like? 9: Do they know multiple languages? Which ones? 10: How old are they? How old are you? 11: One word that describes them. 12: Do they have any pets? 13: What is their favorite TV show? 14: What is their favorite movie? 15: What car do they drive? 16: What ethnicity and/or nationality are they? 17: Where did you meet them? 18: What was your first meeting like? 19:  What is their zodiac sign? Are your signs compatible? 20: What month is their birthday? 21: What is your favorite outfit on them? 22: Are they good texters? 23: Your favorite feature about their appearance. 24: Your favorite thing about their personality. 25: Do they make you laugh? 26: Do you make them laugh? 27: Are they good huggers/ kissers? 28: What is your favorite “flaw” that they have? 29: Are they nice to strangers? 30: What is the funniest thing they have ever said? 31: Saddest? 32: Weirdest? 33: Cutest? 34: Ever dreamt about them? What happened in the dream? 35: How tall are they? How tall are you? 36: Do they have a booty? 37: What are their hobbies? 38: What are their talents? 39: What would your dream date be with them? 40: Does anyone know about your crush/love? 41: What do you guys have in common? 42: Do they go to the gym? 43: Do they go by their given name? 44: What is their favorite color? 45: How far apart do you live from them? 46: What song reminds you of them? 47: Do they listen to a lot of music? 48: What do they smell like? 49: If they were in a book (protagonist or antagonist or supporting character, up to you) how would the writer describe them? 50: How often do you see them? 51: The last text/ message they sent you? 52: The last thing they said to you in person? 53: What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of them? 54: Do they have any tattoos or piercings? 55: What color are their eyes? 56: What is their clothing style? 57: What is one thing that makes them really special? 58: Will you tell your crush your feelings? 59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them? 60: Was there a defining moment when you knew you liked them?

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bringing this back! anyone up?

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I’ve been enjoying hearing y’alls answers to these! feel free to send them in anytime you want!

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Remember your crush is not actually called their codename:

Okay! Quick story:

I had a crush on this guy so my friends and I came up with a code name for him; ‘Charles’ - partly because he was British. Nothing happened between Charles and I. We both left school. Few years later I’m driving along and this iDiOt steps out in front of my car. I screech to a halt but sort of bump him and he falls over on the road. I get out of the car and run to check if this idiot is okay. It’s Charles. I scream, “Charles! What the fuck were you doing!” Because honestly I’m just so flustered. He gives me this really weird look “Who the fuck is Charles?” He says before passing out. He came to a moment later, he’s fine and I don’t think he really remembers what happened but long story short we’re going for coffee tomorrow!

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i have two moods:

one word replies

or 

complete essays on the meaning of life, the universe and everything

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Toof Torf

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I was a witch for Halloween once and I just never stopped wearing that style and that's the story of how I became goth!

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stop following me this blog is dumb

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when tumblr has kids

me: Now remember, don't ever arrange to meet up with someone on the internet.

child: Um...

me: You don't know them, they could be a creepy person trying to take advantage of you.

child: But um.. mum... you met literally all your friends on the internet. You arranged to meet them?

me: Yes... and? I don't see your point.

child: Well, how did you know they didn't want to take advantage of you?

me: They are my fandom! They would never take advantage of me! The writers do that too much already!

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I wish we could skip straight to acting like a married couple.

thanks

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i have two moods:

one word replies

or 

complete essays on the meaning of life, the universe and everything

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I’ve never been a fan of freckles, but wow, the way yours dot your skin like a thousand stars in a clear sky lights up my world.

And no, I’ve never really had a thing for brown eyes but yours have captured me and I never want to escape.

Yes, I said I like straight hair but your tiny curls and waves move so beautifully.

Oh, how every part of you amazes me. How your smile is like a billion fireworks, how your laugh makes me giddy.

Oh, how in love I am with you.

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Hello just wanted to shoot you a quick message saying that I love your blog. You are really funny and I love how open you are about your opinions!!! That is all!!! 💗 💓 💕 💖 💞 💛 💙 💜 💚 ❤ -A

Heyo! Thank you for the message! Don’t get a lot of these tbh.

I’m glad someone thinks I’m funny.

Me? Open about my opinions? Never! Just kidding but thank you.