#cruxafixxtalks

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They put fent in my yaoi cocaine

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They yassified Zeff

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I want him

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Zoro headcanon: He was already blind in his left eye from the beginning so when he got his scar he didn't really care. But nobody else knew so he used it to try and guilt trip Mihawk and Perona out of doing chores

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thoughts on 40 and 60 year old Sanji? or any of the other straw hats too!

Okay so I don't know if you mean my opinion or headcanons so:

- Sanji is a certified dilf. Zoo wee mama

- Seriously he is SO HOT OH MY GOD

- I saw a post somewhere that he calls his restaurant "Le Petite Aubergine" and I LOVE THAT

- I think that the Strawhats will stick together even after Luffy becomes the Pirate King

- I think it would be nice if Sanji took on a young chef like Zeff did

- I think Zoro would be called jiji regardless if he is actually a grandfather

- Chopper occasionally goes back to Drum Island and continue to be a doctor. At one point the Marines come after him for his information on the Rumble Ball but he just kills them

- I feel like Usopp would accidentally become the leader of a cult because of his status as "God" and he thinks they're joking at first but then he's like "wait guys no"

- Brook has retired from music and came back like seven times and Luffy falls for it every time

- Zoro eventually get left and right tattoos on his wrists so he knows how to get around

- They all kinda forget about The Heart/Kid/Strawhat alliance until Luffy uses it to trick Eustass and Law to come to his 50th birthday party

- Sanji won't stop calling Robin a milf

- Nami and Usopp get matching tattoos

- When Franky's old he looks like one of those biker dads with a big beard and black denim vest

- When Zoro, Nami, and Sanji get old they get arthritis because of their repeated joint stress and Franky and Chopper work together to create a proper plan for their joint health

- When they all die the Sunny eventually becomes a ghost ship and Brook waits again until another young crew comes along and takes him on their journey

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Jotaro coming out to Joseph and Holly as trans and it turns into a 45 minute retelling of the Adventures of Tequila Joseph

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WHERE'S HIS HAIR I'M GONNA CRY

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hockey player zoro

figure skater sanji

discuss 🤔

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Oh my god your brain cause like

- Zoro getting yelled at by the ref for trying to use three stick style

- Sanji's obviously not apart of the team but when they're having trouble maneuvering on the ice he helps them

- Zoro accidentally absorbing figuring skating knowledge and vice versa

- His team hanging out with Sanji and they raid his costume closet

- Zoro with a missing tooth or two

- Usopp being one of the best scorers on the team but he can't defend for shit

- the whole team coming to support Sanji during his competitions

- they even color code to match his costume

- They go berserk whenever he lands something and are way too loud

- Zoro and Luffy almost fought a judge when they didn't give him a high enough score and had to be escorted out of the rink

I could probably think of more but I don't know anything about either sport lmao