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[sowna]

I've killed 2,000 people

This is my 2,000th post.

Thanks Tru <3

[sowna]

Sowna Comparison (1,300th post)

Mkay I've been putting this off for like 6 days because I had no idea what to do for my 1,300th post so here, have a Sowna comparison.

First is a picture of a picture so the date is when I took the picture. I believe it was actually taken between 5/15/98-6/30/98 when I was about 4-5 1/2 months old more or less.

Second is right before I got my braces on later that day on 4/7/10 when I was 12. If you see the little bit of blue in my teeth at the sides, those were the spacers I had to get put in.

Third is me with braces. That was taken on Vieques Island in Puerto Rico. That was a conch shell I just found when we were exploring the beaches. It was taken on 7/15/10. I was still 12. 

Fourthly is a picture of when I got my bangs cut. (I just realized it's the same shirt as in the fifth picture too.) It was taken between 11/15/11-12/15/11. It was just before I turned 14.

Fifthly is the most recent picture I have of me. It was taken about 6-7 months after I got my braces off when I was just about to be 15 and at the time I was wearing my retainer all the times (which I'm not wearing at all anymore even though I'm supposed to. Oops.)

So yeah that's me through the years.

[sowna]

Des's Immortal Chapters 7-15 (700th post)

I 'wrote' more for my 700th post ^-^ (Names I used were pretty much the first ones that popped into my mind but there are plenty more characters if you want to be one)

Chapters 1-6

Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life

Cry and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish. I waved to Tammi. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Cry. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Cry. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX.

"Oh Cry, Cry!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Cry's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Tammi!

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Cry pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Cry ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Tammi's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snake and some other people.

"TAMMI RIVER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Chapter 8.

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Cry came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Des, it's not what you think!" Cry screamed sadly.

My friend Avery smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Avery was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Battlestar killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Llamas now not Goats. )

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snake demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Tammi, I can't believe you cheated on me with Cry!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Des was so mad at me. I had went out with Tammi (I'm bi and so is Des) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Boatsniper, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"But I'm not going out with Cry anymore!" said Tammi.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Cry and then I started to bust into tears.

Chapter 9.

I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Cry for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Cry.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Battlestar!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Battlestar shouted "Titty sprinkles!" and I couldn't run away.

"Assbutt!" I shouted at him. Battlestar fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Des." he yelled. "Thou must kill Tammi River!"

I thought about Tammi and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like John Madden. I remembered that Cry had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Cry went out with Tammi before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Battlestar!" I shouted back.

Battlestar gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Cry!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Battlestar got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Tammi, then thou know what will happen to Cry!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Cry came into the woods.

"Cry!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between John Madden and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into The Box together making out.

Chapter 10.

I was really scared about Battlestar all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Goffik4lyf. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are Avery, Tammi, Cry, Kira (although we call him Kira now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Ken. Only today Cry and Tammi were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Cry was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Tammi was probably watching a depressing movie like Wreck-it Ralph. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Des! Are you OK?" Avery asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Battlestar came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Tammi! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Cry. But if I don't kill Tammi, then Battlestar, will fucking kill Cry!" I burst into tears.

Suddenly Cry jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!"

I started to cry and cry. Cry started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Mils walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. "Des Cry has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

Chapter 11.

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Avery tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Mils chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snake was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Jund was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Tammi ran in.

"Chicken butt!" he yelled at Snake and Jund pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snake and Jund a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Mils ran in. "Des, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snake and Jund and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Ken ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Ken? You're just a little Box student!"

"I MAY BE A BOX STUDENT…." Ken paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

"This cannot be." Snake said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Mils's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Jund held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

"Why are you doing this?" Jund said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Ken said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by Snoop Dogg.

"Because you're goffic?" Snake asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HER!"

Chapter 12.

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Cry had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS KEn but it was Tammi. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. "How did u know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Kira changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Cry….Battlestar has him bondage!"

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snake and Jund and KEN were there too. They were going to Cry Chat after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Mils had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Ken came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

"Des I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Ken had been mean to me before for being gottik.

"No Des." Ken says. "Those are not roses."

"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snake and Jund." Who MASTABATED to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Smoke weed everyday! .

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Blahdy blahdy bloo!"

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.

"OK I believe you now wtf is Cry?"

Ken rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

"U c, Des," Mils said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Ken yelled. miLS lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Ken stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof Mils!"

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Chuck Testa on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

"You look kawai, girl." Avery said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snake and Jund couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Tammi was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Cry had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Cry. He was sucking some blood from a Turtles.

"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Vampire had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Crys. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor Star who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Tammi you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Cry!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

"NO!" I ran up closer.

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Kira changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Cry….Battlestar has him bondage!"

Chapter 13.

Tammi and I ran up the stairs looking for Mils. We were so scared.

"Mils Mils!" we both yelled. Mils came there.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.

"Battlestar has Cry!" we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

"No! Don't! We need to save Cry!" we begged.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Battlestar does to Cry. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Des." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Tammi started crying. "My Cry!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Battlestar's lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Chicken butt!"

It was….. Battlestar!

Chapter 14.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Battlestar was. It turned out that Battlestar wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Zero was. Cry was there crying tears of blood. Anonhater was torturing him. Tammi and I ran in front of Anonhater.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.

"Des I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Anonhater. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Anonhater what art thou doing?" called Battlestar. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to The Box. We went to my room. Tammi went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Cry taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for Avery, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Cry.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snake and Jund took a video of me naked. Ken says he's in love with me. Tammi likes me and now even Anonhater is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Cry! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory dea isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

Chapter 15.

"Des Des!" shouted Cry sadly. "No, please, come back!"

But I was too mad.

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Tammi!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Cry and Tammi. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said John Madden all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Cry!

"Des I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…. he started to sing "Sexy and I Know It" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Cry's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Jund shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

[sowna]

Des's Immortal (A My Immortal Parody) Chapters 1-6

Chapters 7-15

Chapter 1.

Hi my name is Des Black Way and I have long black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called The Box in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside The Box. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Des!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Cry!

"What's up Cry?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

Chapter 2.

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Sowna woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Cry yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Cry?" she asked as we went out of the Goats common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Cry walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3.

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Cry was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

"Hi Cry!" I said in a depressed voice.

"Hi Des." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

"Look at that booty, show me the booty

Give me the booty, I want the the booty

Back up the booty, I need the booty

I like the booty, oh what a booty." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Cry, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Cry looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Cry sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Cry. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Cry and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Cry didn't go back into The Box, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

"CRY!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Cry didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Des?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Cry leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then… suddenly just as I Cry kissed me passionately. Cry climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….MILS!

Chapter 5.

Mils made and Cry and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Cry comforted me. When we went back to the castle Cry took us to Professor Snake and Professor Star who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor Star.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snake.

And then Cry shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"

Everyone was quiet. Mils and Professor Star still looked mad but Professor Snake said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."

Cry and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Des?" Cry asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Cry was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'Hot In Here' by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Chapter 6.

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Cry's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like John Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.

"My name's River, although most people call me Tammi these days." he grumbled.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Cry came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

AN: Plz tel me wat u tink. I wont rite moar til i get 3 god reviuws!

[sowna]

So this is my 500th post on tumblr!

I can't art or fanfic or music too well so... I decided I would do a compilation of screenshots I took in the Comrades chats. So here you go. I'm sorry if these are bad quality. Also I might not remember what exactly happened before the picture was taken or when it was taken so... sorry. Pretty sure they're all from Cry streams and Snake streams. Most will be about Snake but they do have Comrades in them. Anyways... here are the links to them.

Avery's ass

Bras and sleep

Flockdraw pictures

Hammers and handcuffs

Journey and singing

Mad libs

Sleepy time tea

Snake's boob

Snake being Tammi

Snake has a big D?

Snake ignoring Tammi for me :D

Snake is too big for Rayne HUEHUEHUEHUE

Snake you fail

Sowna cookies ;A;

Tammi misses Snake

Water u doin Sanek

Thank you guys for putting up with 500 of my posts! I love all you Comrades! <333333

[sowna]

I know I have probably never or only rarely posted here before, but I just have to say this.

So today I came onto the internet after being at somewhere that I didn't have access to internet since Sunday. I decided to check Cry's tumblr to see what new things he had posted.

Let me just say that my respect for him has gone up by at least 200% seeing those posts, especially seeing them all at once. Do you know how dedicated he must be if he's been trying to upload his Ni no Kuni livestream for 3 days after trying, what, 8 times? And I really hope that this time it went well even though it doesn't seem to be up yet.

And now on top of his playthrough of Nier he's also doing a BioShock Infinite playthrough as well? And on top of that, this episode today was a whole hour? And on top of that he attempted to upload it at least 4 times?

This man... This is why I love being "a part of" this community here, even if I'm not a very active part. I do check the tag semi-often and I've followed multiple people from their posts here. This man is one of the most dedicated people I've ever seen to anything. He makes videos almost everyday, most of the episodes being quite long, he tries to stay active with his fans through tumblr, he does livestreams every Saturday night that go into the early hours of the morning (I can't begin to imagine what his sleep schedule must be like), he sometimes even does secret streams, he did a 24 hour livestream in which he raised over $20,000 for All Children's Hospital, and he seems to genuinely care about everyone. I have never once seen or heard of him being in any way seriously rude to anyone. I've also made countless friends in The Comrades of Solid Snake through him even though he probably has no idea that Snake has Comrades.

I'm sorry for such a long post but I just can't put into enough words how much I respect this man. Thank you Cry. For everything you do. What would we all do without your dedication?

[sowna]

Me coming down to eat dinner at about 10:30

Mom: Were you asleep all this time? I called you down at 8:30.

Me: Yeah. I accidentally fell asleep.

Mom: That's just -wrong-.

Me: You're just -wrong-.

Mom: You need to get on a good sleeping schedule.

Me: Like I haven't -tried-, mother.

[sailorathena-blog]

Gah I'm really not into watching lets plays or streams anymore ;_; I still think you guys are super awesome though so feel free to message me anytime :D And I think all of you have my steam (haven't been on that much either DX) Also if any of you get the sudden idea to start playing yugioh I know the basic stuff and I'm just saying this cause I'm weird nyeh *Leaves several cups of hot chocolate in the tag*