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So my friend got a pesterchum before reading Homestuck and I tried to educate him by pretending to be omniscient.

[05:44] -- aceVisionary [AV] began messaging draggiezFolf [DF] at 17:44 --

[05:44] AV: 1 seeeee youuuuu

[05:44] DF: Interesting.

[05:46] AV: Who are you?

[05:46] DF: The question is. who are we

[05:47] AV: Uh... 1s your bf/gf at your house?

[05:47] DF: No?

[05:48] AV: Then who 1s "we"? Are you 1n the company of a furry?

[05:48] DF: I meant "we" in "people"

[05:49] AV: Anyway, how's the weather 1n Jersey?

[05:49] DF: Ok, who are you?

[05:50] AV: 1 don't know? Who the fuck are you?

[05:50] DF: So your telling me you have no name

[05:50] DF: You have no self prefence

[05:51] DF: No soul

[05:51] DF: No life

[05:51] AV: 1 am a v1s1onary. 1 lost my name many years ago. 1 only see that wh1ch occurs 1n the l1ves of others.

[05:51] AV: 1 have found your l1fe qu1te 1nterest1ng M1ke.

[05:52] DF: How so?

[05:52] AV: You seem unnerved.

[05:52] AV: 1t 1s amus1ng.

[05:52] DF: Tell me if you seem to know me this well

[05:53] AV: Please, don't sh1t your self. 1 know you want to.

[05:53] DF: Mac

[05:53] AV: PC

[05:53] DF: YOU BASTARD

[05:53] AV: Huh?

[05:54] AV: 1 never knew there was a type of computer called "YØU BASTARD"...

[05:55] DF: Back to my question

[05:55] AV: What quest1on?

[05:56] DF: Why not use "I" instead of "1"?

[05:56] AV: What do you mean? 1t's my qu1rk.

[05:56] DF: Why do you need one? Does it make you differnt from the others?

[05:56] DF: Does it make you special

[05:56] AV: Well yeah, k1nd of.

[05:56] AV: £very troll has the1r own qu1rk.

[05:57] AV: 1t's a b1t we1rd not to have one?

[05:57] AV: L1ke what the fuck 1s wrong w1th you?

[05:57] DF: Do you need it to live

[05:57] DF: Just tell me one thing

[05:57] AV: Why don't you have a qu1rk, you l1ttle b1tch ass punk?

[05:57] DF: Tat

[05:57] AV: Huh?

[05:57] AV: 1f you're try1ng to assume you know who 1 am, you w1ll guess wrong everyt1me.

[05:58] AV: 1 do not even know who 1 am.

[05:58] DF: Then how can you live.

[05:58] DF: Not knowing your own self

[05:58] AV: 1 l1ve through others.

[05:58] DF: I'm no mere person

[05:59] AV: You're r1ght.

[05:59] AV: You are a furry.

[05:59] DF: I do not live through the mind of furry or human

[05:59] DF: I been here longer then everyone

[05:59] DF: So if you know me so well

[05:59] AV: Dav1d seems to th1nk you are a furry.

[05:59] AV: Do not deny 1t.

[05:59] DF: Whats my real name?

[05:59] AV: M1ke. That's enough.

[06:00] DF: Or you sure

[06:00] DF: You live through other

[06:00] DF: Don't you

[06:00] AV: Do you really quest1on the name you have g1ven yourself?

[06:00] AV: Though may 1t be your name of b1rth or that wh1ch you have 1mag1ned, 1t 1s yours alone.

[06:00] DF: My name was differnt at a point.

[06:01] DF: These mere human chnaged it too their liking

[06:01] AV: You yourself are a human.

[06:01] AV: 1 have conf1rmed th1s through Dav1d.

[06:01] AV: You seem to be qu1te fond of h1m, no?

[06:01] AV: 1 have come to l1ke h1m myself.

[06:01] AV: He's a n1ce k1nd of fellow.

[06:02] DF: Hmm, you amuse me

[06:02] AV: 1 thought 1t was the other way around.

[06:02] DF: I find you funny

[06:02] DF: Your like a puppet, and I'm am the puppet master.

[06:02] DF: Controlling your moves

[06:02] AV: Øh?

[06:02] AV: How so?

[06:03] DF: You say you see through the minds of others

[06:03] AV: Yes. What of 1t?

[06:03] DF: But how can you see through the mind of yourself

[06:03] AV: 1 do not have a m1nd of my own.

[06:04] AV: 1 sacr1f1ced 1t to the m1rthful mess1ahs.

[06:04] DF: But you do, you are just another helpless servent

[06:04] DF: of my game

[06:04] AV: You are correct about my be1ng a helpless servant.

[06:04] AV: But 1t 1s not you 1 serve.

[06:05] DF: Or is it.

[06:05] DF: You haven't seen my pain.

[06:05] AV: 1 l1ve only for the prof1t of the m1rthful mess1ahs, forever follow1ng 1n the1r footsteps, lead1ng them to power.

[06:05] AV: Your pa1n 1s that of a worthless human.

[06:05] AV: 1 am a f1rst guard1an.

[06:05] AV: Your pa1n 1s noth1ng to me.

[06:06] DF: Did you ever here of the legend of the 7th sentinel

[06:07] AV: 1s that not from a petty human game?

[06:07] AV: 1 may be omn1sc1ent, but for these matters 1 care not much.

[06:07] AV: Please. £nl1ghten me.

[06:07] DF: Well

[06:07] DF: Relax yourself

[06:08] DF: And look into the thoughts of all

[06:08] AV: That 1s not my ab1l1ty.

[06:08] AV: You seem to m1sunderstand my knowledge.

[06:08] DF: Has I tell you the story of Death and Life

[06:09] DF: Do you want to know the story of life and death?

[06:09] DF: Or does your knowledge not let you define it.

[06:10] AV: That story 1n wh1ch our mess1ahs are born? Ør that story 1n wh1ch the alm1ghty one r1ses to dom1nate?

[06:10] DF: Who do you call your "Great One"

[06:11] AV: The m1rthful mess1ah who ra1sed me 1nto ex1stance. The very same whom 1 purge my l1fe for.

[06:11] DF: I remember when you handed yourself to me.

[06:12] AV: A p1t1ful human? Controll1ng me?

[06:12] AV: 1 harness the power of the great green sun. 1 am a f1rst guard1an, an omn1sc1ent be1ng. And you are challenge me?

[06:12] DF: You mean the one who created humans and their pitiful world

[06:13] DF: They call be Galith Gailfer

[06:13] AV: That 1s a l1e.

[06:13] DF: The last Sentinel

[06:13] AV: Those sacred 12 who ra1sed the £arth from the ashes of the great croak have yet to be born.

[06:14] DF: Yet, we already live here

[06:14] DF: Waiting for the "Legend War"

[06:14] AV: You have just conf1rmed yourself a human, yet you dare say that you created your petty planet?

[06:14] DF: But I'm no human

[06:15] DF: I was cursed to live in this body

[06:15] DF: For my kind of old

[06:15] DF: I traveled the land of Dark, and I see the thrid world.

[06:16] DF: So tell me you troll. You am I?

[06:17] AV: 1 am the k1ndl1ng of one of the sacred 12. My planet destroyed, 1 was thrust 1nto the green sun, undergo1ng the metamorphas1s 1nto a f1rst guard1an.

[06:17] AV: Your l1es have been sn1ffed out, your creator enraged.

[06:17] AV: Yet you dare cont1nue your blasphemous story?

[06:18] DF: My story, is what I have lived by my entire life

[06:18] AV: You are not the Gal1th Ga1lfer. That 1s not your name, M1ke.

[06:18] AV: Do not l1e to yourself.

[06:18] DF: Tell me, why lie to yourself

[06:19] DF: Your planet is still here

[06:19] DF: It always was

[06:19] AV: My planet 1s noth1ng 1n your m1nd set.

[06:20] DF: You and I are the same..In some way.. Having to travel to this pitiful world of apes

[06:20] AV: Please, 1f you are so knowledgable, share w1th me the anc1ent name of my homelan.

[06:20] DF: My land.

[06:20] DF: It goes by many names

[06:20] DF: Humans call it "The Holy Land"

[06:21] AV: That 1s untrue.

[06:21] AV: The humans do not know of 1t.

[06:21] DF: or hevean

[06:21] AV: They d1ed too stup1d to know.

[06:21] DF: True

[06:21] DF: But humans have a creative mind

[06:21] DF: They make up their all powerful

[06:22] DF: Write tales and fake lores of them

[06:22] DF: While we are unseen in their shawdows

[06:22] AV: They are weakl1ngs who cannot hope to even comprehend the concept of the great mess1ah.

[06:22] AV: 1f you w1sh, 1 can tell you h1s great story.

[06:22] DF: Legends are just child stories to me.

[06:23] AV: Then why re1tterate yours to me?

[06:23] DF: It brings back..."Her" and "Him"

[06:23] DF: My closest friends

[06:23] AV: The mess1ahs were not your closest fr1ends.

[06:24] AV: You l1ve on a fantasy, bel1ev1ng you knew them.

[06:24] AV: Do not refer to them 1n va1n w1thout the utmost respect.

[06:25] DF: You have no understanding of what I have gone through. I may be the last of my kind, but un look yours I believe in emtions and fear itself. my people have been trapped in my head in my memeroies

[06:25] DF: And being in this humna body does not help

[06:25] DF: But David

[06:25] DF: He reminds me of them

[06:26] AV: You forget that 1 am omn1sc1ent.

[06:26] AV: 1 have none other of my k1nd.

[06:26] AV: 1 was the only one ever forged from the hot f1res of the green sun.

[06:26] AV: 1 bel1eve 1n noth1ng. 1 only see and hear.

[06:26] AV: 1 l1ve through others.

[06:27] AV: They have shown me feel1ngs, yet, 1 st1ll do not bel1eve.

[06:27] AV: 1 never bel1eved 1n anyth1ng.

[06:27] AV: My only true 1dea 1s that 1 must d1e for my mess1ahs to be born.

[06:27] AV: My one and ony supreme ruler must r1se from my ashes.

[06:28] DF: Your the one

[06:28] DF: I been waiting for a long time

[06:28] AV: 1 am the f1rst guard1an.

[06:28] AV: The only guard1an you shall ever meet.

[06:28] AV: Begone human.

[06:28] AV: 1 have no need of your fool1sh legends.

[06:28] DF: your the second

[06:28] AV: There 1s no such creature as a second guard1an.

[06:29] AV: You see, you do not even know the term.

[06:29] AV: 1t does not rank me on how numerous 1 am.

[06:29] AV: But 1t 1s rather an anc1ent name carved 1nto my flesh.

[06:30] DF: Hmm. Ever wondor why humans love their planet?

[06:30] AV: The sacred 12 created them.

[06:30] DF: He gave them something that we have and lost

[06:30] DF: Feelings

[06:31] AV: They have no other reason to love than Ska1a's decree.

[06:31] DF: Then why do they love one eachother

[06:31] AV: Feel1ngs take no part 1n th1s battle.

[06:31] DF: of what

[06:31] DF: Good and Evil

[06:31] AV: The ve1l casts as1de those who are not strong.

[06:31] AV: Good and ev1l do not ex1st.

[06:32] AV: 1t 1s 1n the m1nds of you humans.

[06:32] AV: We f1ght only for the b1rth of the mess1ahs.

[06:32] AV: And 1t seems you are too late.

[06:32] DF: I'm always one step ahead

[06:32] AV: 1 am dy1ng and soon they shall be born 1n a cosm1c event last1ng many sweeps.

[06:33] AV: 1 have few part1ng words for you.

[06:33] AV: You have kept my last hours enterta1n1ng.

[06:33] DF: Fly little birdy, fly very high, fly to your mother's side

[06:33] DF: Thats was our job.

[06:33] AV: Yet, how can you be truly omn1sc1ent when you cannot use proper grammar?

[06:34] AV: 1 b1d you farewell and release upon you my lord.

[06:34] AV: 1t was a pleasure to embarrass you M1ke.

[06:34] -- aceVisionary [AV] stopped messaging draggiezFolf [DF] at 18:34 --

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So we have the guys intensely staring at the cameras with their eye sex ..

...and then there's Youngjae

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