#cryptic asks

[marastriker]

For the ship ask…Greaseboose. :))

Greaseball Goldilocks. Dinah too short. Electra too toll. CB just right.

[cynicalkittycat]

bro why did you tell her about that last week you know that i dont like to talk about it :(

she deserves to know the truth i did it for ur own good. also u left ur neti pot here dont forget to pick it up

[greatkinglulu]

Mermaid, owlman?

Hey!

mermaid: are you afraid of open waters?

Not at all! I love swimming in open waters.

owlman: are you more of a night owl or an early bird?

I'd say I'm more of a night own, but I have my periods.

[marastriker]

CN and Rusty for the cryptic ask thing <3

startin' off with some dangerous territory, alright

the after sex nuggets are really the highlight of this relationship, but Rusty hates that BV never gets the right sauce

[cynicalkittycat]

Wait if your a furry what's your fursona

the snake from the film The Wild (2006)

[just-like-playing-tag]

Well tag somebody else you have been and I'm tired of your games

... Pardon?

[cynicalkittycat]

But do you really think that? You don't need to lie if u don't, y know

im not lying!! 5 in 1 shampoo is completely valid stop gatekeeping showers.

[crypticthicket]

Item: The Memory Squeegee Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Probably castle crashers- since it was one of the few I spent so much time playing as a little kid, I'd love to go back to then, discovering every zone on the map was one of my favorite parts about it for sure.