#cryptid abcs

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Cryptid ABCs: Vatnagedda

The Vatnagedda is an Icelandic cryptid. It is a poisonous fish that only lives in Iceland's darkest lakes. Vatnagedda means "loch pike".

The Vatnagedda, despite its name, looks more like a flounder. It is usually said to be yellow, although some say it is blue. All reports indicate that it has hair or fur of some kind. It hates the light and actively avoids it at all costs. The fish is also quite small, but still packs a deadly punch.

This fish is so poisonous that it can melt both skin and rocks, and apparently even ghosts are not immune to it's poison. When fishing for the Vatnagedda, gloves made of human skin are recommended, although the fish's poison will still cause rashes and inflammation to the fisherman even if he wears the gloves. You must also bait the hook with a golden ring.

The first sighting of the Vatnegedda was in 1859 and the last sighting was in 1924.

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Cryptid ABCs: Yeren

The Yeren hails from China. It is an ape hominid cryptid, so it's a lot like the American Bigfoot. Most sightings take place in Hubei, a Chinese province.

The Yeren is around 6 to 10 feet tall, but some reports place it as being in excess of 12 feet. It is most frequently reported as being reddish brown, with a few cases of black or white coloration. Some believe the white coloration could be a result of age. The Yeren also has prominent cheekbones and shorter hair on it's face.

The Yeren is said to be a docile creature that doesn't attack humans. Despite its large size, it tends to simply avoid humans rather than attack them.

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Cryptid ABCs: Sea Monk

The Sea Monk was a sea creature caught off the Danish coast in the 1540s. It is also known by the name Sea Bishop.

The creature gets it's name from the fact that it does look like a monk. It is apparently somewhat intelligent and sentient. One actually refused to eat after being captured and died within three days.

The most interesting story about one of these creatures is the tale of the Sea Bishop who was captured and then was held captive by the Polish king. The King showed his newfound fishy friend to Catholic bishops (who were real bishops and not fish who looked like bishops). The Sea Monk promptly asked to be released, and when the King and Bishops agreed, it made the sign of the cross and returned to the Sea.

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Cryptid ABCs: Zmeu

The Zmeu is a creature from Romanian folklore. It is a monster with human features (but the natural form of a dragon) who kidnaps pretty young women.

The Zmeu is a draconic figure, but is very humanized. It has arms and legs like a human and a somewhat human mentality, yet can fly and breathe fire. It also clearly desires human women, as it is known for kidnapping them. Sometimes though, it will steal something else of great value.

It is also a shapeshifter with the ability to turn into a totally human form or various different animals. This creature is extremely strong, like most dragons. The Zmeu also possesses a variety of supernatural abilities, like stealing the Moon out of the sky. In some stories, the Zmeu also has a magical gemstone on it's head that shines very brightly.

The story of the Zmeu always ends with it being defeated by a heroic young man.

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Cryptid ABCs: Xing-Xing

The Xing-Xing is a cryptid from the Himalayan Mountains. It is essentially a regular orangutan, but since the Himalayan Mountains are not part of the orangutans natural habitat, this places it in a category similar to Alien Big Cats. It's a real creature that is wildly out of range, if it exists.

The creature is usually described as a primate with dark (usually black) fur, and about 10 feet tall. It has yellowish eyes. The height of the Xing-Xing is up for debate however, as some claim it is the size of a normal orangutan while others claim it is up to 10 feet tall.

If the Xing-Xing does exist, there may be two large, undiscovered primates living in the Himalayas, as it would likely share territory with the Yeti.

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Cryptid ABCs: Tatzelwurm

The Tatzelwurm hails from the Alps of Europe and has been reported for centuries. The Tatzelwurm has a funny name and a funny look, but it is apparently quite dangerous.

This cryptid is reported to be snakelike, but wth two stubby legs in front. It also has a feline face, yet is covered in scales like a reptile. It is anywhere from 5 to 7 feet in length.

The Tatzelwurm was first sighted in 1779 by a man named Hans Fuchs. Fuchs was so scared by his encounter that he died of a heart attack shortly after, and the last thing he did was tell his family about his encounter. There have been many more sightings through the years, right up until present day.

The Tatzelwurm is also reported to be poisonous. It is believed to have a highly toxic bite, and it's green blood may also contain a caustic poison. The venomous nature of the monster could offer some explanation as to what it is. It could be some sort of salamander or something similar to a Gila Monster, and either would honestly kind of make sense based on reports.

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Cryptid ABCs: Queensland Tiger

The Queensland Tiger is an alien big cat from Australia. It is also known by its native name of the Yarri.

The earliest sightings of the Queensland Tiger date back for a long time to the indigenous peoples of Australia. The first official documented sighting didn't occur until 1871. There have not been many sightings in recent years, although the occasional sighting does still occur.

The cryptid is described as being the size of a large dog. It is fast, agile, and has a hellish temper. It has stripes on its fur, which is why it is known as the Queensland Tiger. It also has very large front teeth, which is not something you want on animal with such a nasty temper.

One notable explanation for the Queensland Tiger is that it could be a surviving Thylacine. This is the explanation that has gained the most support from cryptozoologists.  

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Cryptid ABCs: Urayuli

The Urayuli are a species of hairy, humanoid creatures from Southwest Alaska. They are known to live in the woods.

Urayuli are somewhat similar to the classic apeman we frequently see in cryptozoology. They are said to be up to 7-15 feet tall and covered in black, brown, or white shaggy fur. They have large, glowing eyes. The Urayuli has long arms as well, with the arms frequently ending at the ankle.

While Urayuli do emit a loud, high pitched shriek, it is nothing to be afraid of. Urayuli are known to be peaceful, and it is said that they are transformed children who got lost in the woods at night. They are nocturnal.

The most common explanation for Urayuli sightings is that it is a new species of ape. The Urayuli is separate from the Kushtaka, which is aggressive.