#cryptid problems

[astarioffsimpmain]

When you hear random screaming outside, but you can't tell if it's kids playing, someone getting murdered, or the cryptids.

[cryptidcreature]

My fellow feral children and cryptids, it’s time to go out to the woods and cause some chaos

[cryptidcreature]

Don’t you hate it when your collecting bones on the side of the road and some man in his 50’s give you dirty looks?

Like shut the hell up Jerry! I’m collecting them for my other cryptid friends, MIND YOUR MANORS!

[cryptidcreature]

Therapy cost too much money

Run off to the woods, become a local cryptid and scream at young campers for food

[cryptidcreature]

🍄 🐌More mushrooms for your feral soul (and also a slug) 🐌🍄

[cryptidcreature]

Listen up cryptids, feral children and goblins!

✨✨you’re all so damn cute and I wish you a good day✨✨

That is all! Go on your journey!

[cryptidcreature]

if you can't stay up late with them or share your favorite shinies and plants with them, then theyre not worth it ‍‌‌‌‌‍‍‍‍‍‌🍄‌🍃‌🌝‌‍‌‌‌‌‍‌‌‍‌❄‌‌‍‌‌‌‌‌‍‌‍‌⚡‌his ha‌s been ‌a romantic relationships PSA.

also, fellow bi and gay goblins/cryptids unite!!!

If they won’t go on walks through the woods and scare locals with you, then what’s the point?

[cryptidcreature]

Oh! I get it!

When other crypids rolls in the mud and chases humans around it’s seen as “cool” and “new local legend”.

But when I do it I’m seen as “scaring the children” and I’m told to “leave Disneyland” and “never come back to the establishment”.

DOUBLE STANDARDS!