#cryped

[cryptidcreature]

Don’t you hate it when your collecting bones on the side of the road and some man in his 50’s give you dirty looks?

Like shut the hell up Jerry! I’m collecting them for my other cryptid friends, MIND YOUR MANORS!

[cryptidcreature]

Therapy cost too much money

Run off to the woods, become a local cryptid and scream at young campers for food

[cryptidcreature]

I see a lot of y’all not living your best life, so here’s some wisdom:

Get a partner who will go on long walks throw the marsh with you, howl at the moon with you and will get dirt under their claws just for you. Nothing is more romantic!

[cryptidcreature]

Okay okay we always talk about crypteds in the woods and forests, but let me offer you:

✨🌊 Cryptid Of The Ocean🌊✨

- They hide in sea caves and swim in the waves

- They eat fish, sea gulls and sea weed

- They will drag humans through the waves and throw them back on the sand

- They chase pesky teenages away who come to the beach afterhours

- They make friends with the sharks, whales and dolphins

- They scare the local fishermen