-Who's K̶̢̡̳̠̬̻͗̓͑͝ͅ ̵̭̣̍͑͋͋͝ȩ̷͓̙̈́͛̒̄́͂͂̆͒ ̵̡̦͚̦̱̞̻͑̈́̈́͊n̵̟̝̟̘̖̊̆̏͘͠ǹ̵͚̱̻̜̰͒̑̌̇̈̌͠ ̷̯̒̿y̶̪͙̻̆͊̅?
-You must be thinking of someone else. There is, and never will be any K̶̢̡̳̠̬̻͗̓͑͝ͅ ̵̭̣̍͑͋͋͝ȩ̷͓̙̈́͛̒̄́͂͂̆͒ ̵̡̦͚̦̱̞̻͑̈́̈́͊n̵̟̝̟̘̖̊̆̏͘͠ǹ̵͚̱̻̜̰͒̑̌̇̈̌͠ ̷̯̒̿y̶̪͙̻̆͊̅ in South PArk.
-The closest you'll get are those two siblings from the McCormick family, Karen aNd Kevin.
-You might see a flickering shadow sometimes when you enter a room; a glitch if you turn around too fast. Don't worry. It's just your imagination.
-It's said that every March 22cond, right before midnight, a figure decked in orange can be spotted near Stark's Pond. Do not approach it. Those Who do rarely come back.
-Tammy Warner claims she talked to It once. She says its voice was muffled by the rags around its mouth, but that it definitely sounded like a boy. She also says that he asked her for a lighT, which she couldn't give him since she doesn't smoke.
-If there was a K̶̢̡̳̠̬̻͗̓͑͝ͅ ̵̭̣̍͑͋͋͝ȩ̷͓̙̈́͛̒̄́͂͂̆͒ ̵̡̦͚̦̱̞̻͑̈́̈́͊n̵̟̝̟̘̖̊̆̏͘͠ǹ̵͚̱̻̜̰͒̑̌̇̈̌͠ ̷̯̒̿y̶̪͙̻̆͊̅, he'd probably hang around the other local reSident cryptid, Tweek. Who knows what they'd talk about, though.
-The contact this supposed K̶̢̡̳̠̬̻͗̓͑͝ͅ ̵̭̣̍͑͋͋͝ȩ̷͓̙̈́͛̒̄́͂͂̆͒ ̵̡̦͚̦̱̞̻͑̈́̈́͊n̵̟̝̟̘̖̊̆̏͘͠ǹ̵͚̱̻̜̰͒̑̌̇̈̌͠ ̷̯̒̿y̶̪͙̆͊̅ comes into contact with the town is minimal. Save for his March 22 arrivals, he's rumored to wander the streets sometimes when the town is sleeping. OctobeR seems to be his favorite month.
-Unlike Tweek, he's not said to grAffiti buildings or run blogs. His hypothetical presence is a quiet throb that chases away crime and makes sure little girls get home safely.
-Some people, people no longer around, used to say that his vehement protection of youNger girls might symbolise something. They said he might be looking for something. Or someone.
-There are no theories of what that person or thing could be thouGh. Who would make up theories for someone who doesn't Exist?
-K̶̖̜̃a̸̺͈̓r̸̯̯̀̚e̸̦̾n̴̟̣̒̕ ̴̣͓̏K̷̨̦͐̈́â̷͎̘͛r̵̤͛ͅe̴̘̾̏ǹ̸͖̂ ̸͔̕K̶̝̓̂ạ̸͂r̷͇̂e̷̩̟͆̈́n̶̤͌̚ ̷̛̫Ḱ̶͔͕͛a̴̳͇͠r̵̘̼͠ê̷͎̱̈́ņ̸́̿͜ ̵͕̬̿̎a̵̟͒ͅr̷̞̖̿ě̶̮̻̈ ̶̳̓̚ẙ̴̤̹o̶̰͎̊u̸͉̐ ̷̙̰̀t̵͙̀h̴͎̯̀è̸̮̋r̸͖͊́e̶͓̞͝ ̷̠̑͊k̶̞̏ ̷͇̘́͋ä̴̳̲́ ̷̤͖̇r̸͐ͅę̷͆͌n̵̳͆̀ͅ ̶̧͑k̷̢̄á̵̙ř̸̫̯e̶̹̔n̶͔̈̃k̶͕̩̈́a̴̖̰͛͂ ̷͖̄͑ṙ̷̢̨e̶͉̬͊͋ ̴͙͐̐n̷͈̫̒k̸̜̕e̵̳̚ ̶̞͑̍r̶͙̀͑e̵͚͉̓̿ṅ̵̤k̷̜̐ȩ̶͗͠n̴̥͆ ̵͚̌͋e̸͕͆͆n̷̙̾k̸̘̈́̋a̴̮̋͋ͅr̵̹̩͒
-Butters claims that on VAlentine's day, he got an unsigned card in his locker that just had a hastily doodled heart and was signed by a K̸̡̦̰̺̜̭̤͔̥̼̭̫̙̺̼̞̥̜͖͎̪̬̩͙̞̇̑̅̾͊̎͆̀̈́̐̅͑̔́̒̇͒͜͝ͅͅĕ̵̢̡̡̧̢̫͖̤̘̭̯͙͕͔̝͓̲̳͇̩͖͙̬̺͕͔͓̺͔̣̤̫͎̙͚̠͇̱̜͚̠̰͉͙̺̼̪̇̕͜n̴̛̛̦̖̼͂̈͗̋̏̈́̉̾̊̀̎͋̐̔̔̇̑͌̏̋̄̋͋̐͋̍̓̾͋̾̃̇͑͒̀̔̚̕͝͠ņ̸̨̨̛̛̛͖̬̜̬̝̝̙̗̪͈͇̣̮͔͈̥͉̤̖̺̬͔͓̟͓͔̣̹̲̺̥̜̘̤̺̮̦̜̺͕͍̱̥̮͖̘̘͕̩̍̾̂̅̄̂̄͗̽͊́̈́̃̽̈͒͆̃̉̃͑̑̈͌͐͆̈́͒͑̾̕̚̕͜͜͠ͅy̷̨̨̳̰̱̯̞͍͍̱͕͉͎͈͙̝͚̞̥̱̣͉̮̳̫̜̫̭͎̫̅̒̈̈̅̔̓̔͑͊̅͋͌̈̀̊͐̐̏̉̀͒͗̅̾̓͜͠. Nobody bElieves him though.
-Why dO so many damn cats go missiNg in this town?
-Once, there was a trail of dried blood leading from Stark's Pond up to the police department. It didn't match up to any of the town's residents. Nobody EVEr came to claim it.
-The blood left the very Next day. Passerby say they saw it literally seep into the siDEwalk like earth swallowing water.
-Sometimes, mothers collecting their lAundry from where THey've laid it out to dry swear they have more orange clothes on the line than they remember putting to begin with.
-He fixed up Tweek's attic for him. N̵̫̋͘o̵̙̍̿ṯ̵͙̈́͆ ̴̧̆͝t̷̢͎͛͘h̵̟͋ǎ̴ͅͅt̷̞̐̆ ̴̯͑̕t̸̺̩͆̀h̸̠͊͋e̵͎̱̓r̶̩̜̆ẹ̶̢̉̋ ̸̡̏́i̸̠̙̋͒ș̷̗́ ̵͚̹̽o̷̢̤̽̔n̸͙̈́e̴͙͔͋̈́.̶̛̦
-Everyone in town hates pan flute bands. Nobody pays theM. So why do the players keep coming here, and keep congratulating rAndom parents on training that Young "talentoso niño naranja" on "dancing so well"?
-There's an unmarked gravestone in the cemetery. Everyone Denies having connections to it, and yet each month there's a new fresh bouquet on it.
-Are you still curIous about K̸̡̦̰̺̜̭̤͔̥̼̭̫̙̺̼̞̥̜͖͎̪̬̩͙̞̇̑̅̾͊̎͆̀̈́̐̅͑̔́̒̇͒͜͝ͅͅĕ̵̢̡̡̧̢̫͖̤̘̭̯͙͕͔̝͓̲̳͇̩͖͙̬̺͕͔͓̺͔̣̤̫͎̙͚̠͇̱̜͚̠̰͉͙̺̼̪̇̕͜n̴̛̛̦̖̼͂̈͗̋̏̈́̉̾̊̀̎͋̐̔̔̇̑͌̏̋̄̋͋̐͋̍̓̾͋̾̃̇͑͒̀̔̚̕͝͠ņ̸̨̨̛̛̛͖̬̜̬̝̝̙̗̪͈͇̣̮͔͈̥͉̤̖̺̬͔͓̟͓͔̣̹̲̺̥̜̘̤̺̮̦̜̺͕͍̱̥̮͖̘̘͕̩̍̾̂̅̄̂̄͗̽͊́̈́̃̽̈͒͆̃̉̃͑̑̈͌͐͆̈́͒͑̾̕̚̕͜͜͠ͅy̷̨̨̳̰̱̯̞͍͍̱͕͉͎͈͙̝͚̞̥̱̣͉̮̳̫̜̫̭͎̫̅̒̈̈̅̔̓̔͑͊̅͋͌̈̀̊͐̐̏̉̀͒͗̅̾̓͜͠?
-If he did Exist, he'd tell you that he likes being alone.
-He'd tell you to stay out of it.
-He'd tell you to stop trying to remember stop trying to remember s̶̛̝̘͊̄̈́̓̄t̶̢̢̧̧̢̢̡̛͔̤̝̯̱͙͍͕̭̟̭̝̦̖̪̻̻͉̟̮̣͕̼̪͖̻͖̹͕͐̈́͒͋̄̈́͐̽̀̽͐͆̊͐͊̇̄͌̌̃͐́́͋͗͂̀̇͂̚͘͘͝͝͝͝͝ͅo̶͚̔͛͌̀̃͌̓́͒̕͝͠͝p̴̢̧̙̯̙͉̹͔̱̯͖̪̮̲̯̦͍̫̲̱̱̜͎̭̙̦̣̄͐͜͜ ̵̧̖̦̻̙̪͕͙͖̥̗̝̭̪̟̬̭̲̝͎͇̬͍͇͔̲̈͐̉̓̆̊̍͗͛͒́̒̃͒̍̅̂̽͊̄͘͘͝͝͝t̵̢̧̛̰͚̻̯̰̙͚͉̪̯̞̟͎͇̱͙̤̬̠̻͙̞̘̓̈̓͋̂͐̇̍͑̀͋̊͑̀̑͂́̆͘̚̚͠ͅŗ̵̡̛̪͓͙̙̠̮͓̹̱̖̘̥̮͔͚̪̒͒̒̈́͛̃̓͑̄̀͋͒̐̓̎̑̆̈́̚̕͘ͅy̴̧̧̧̡̛̫̻̭̥͎̱͙̘̹͍͉̪̔̄͑̏̿̇͗͐̀͊́̈́̊̽̏̏̾̏̒̾͆́̆̐͌̒͌̒̿́̌̕͘̚ͅi̷̧̡̨̛̱̱̼̥̜͉̣̘̭͚̣̲̗̥͇͖̻̘͉͍̮̦͎̲͂͂̀́̾̈́͐̐͗͗̌̑̈́͐͑͗͐̓̾̂̎̈́̕͠͝͝͝ͅn̷̢̨̡̧̡̢̛̛͇̣̜̣͈̹͙̹̪̺̟̳̘̮̲̹͚̪͓̦͍̻͔̯̪͓̿́̐̓̿̑͌̚͜g̷̘̭̦̙̭̼̠͙̑͑̀̈́͊̀̒̀̍͆̋͋͆͊̔̊͋͋͐̊̊͘͝͠ͅ ̴̧̙̦̯̩̳̪̱̳̟̜̰̦̱͖̩̠͉̦͈̪̫̽͛͗͒̋̀̊̒̿̾̏̎̽̎̉̀͐̇̚ͅţ̷̧̧̢̺̪͖̭̻̻͍̦͕̺̞̝̭̙̠̣͎̘̦̘̗̦̤͍̀͊͊͑͂̎͊̈́̕ͅơ̶̙̦͔̈́́̓̎̔̀̇̉̽̿̓̈́̔͂̇͛̐̃͆̆͆̚̕͠͝͝ ̶̢̛͓͕̩̩̰̼̦̙̞͇̯̝̯̗̹̯̟̝̗̩̟͚̝̮̻̹̏̌̄̀͂̀̊͐̂̈́̎̀̎̾̓̉̉̅͗̓̄̀̈́̀̉͜͝ͅr̴̡̺̰͙̰̼̫̲͙͍̤̭̭̱̬̘̼͇̺̼̤̟̳̯̞̲͖̻̯̱̫͙̥̼͎̅́͆̀̑́̾͌̈́̎̌̉̐̔́̒̋̍̔͂̈́̅͂̔͘̚̚͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅe̷̛̞̩̥̱̼͓̭̜͚̲̣̙̠͈͓̘̲͕̜͐̀̔͑̈́͋̊͑͂̈́͌̂̈́̈́̀̈̌̂́̈́̔̇͘ͅm̷̨̧̡̨̰̭̦̥͕̞̬̬̘̣͙̹̜̞̯̱̲͙̫͎̙̪̳̭̦̙̳̈́̑͒́͜ͅͅͅȩ̵̢̛̦̦̫̗͙̱̺͙̻͍͙͕̺̫̯̘̩̪̝̹̈́́̌̒̄̄̂̔̀̓̒̔͆͝͝m̸̧̡̢̛̱̳̩̳̗͇͓̖̻̟̭͍̝͙̭͓̳͖͖̤͈̖̟̩̝̼͔̎̒̐͋͋̈́̓͆̐̌̈́̎̐͑̎͆͘͘͜͝b̷̛̗̋̿̾̃̃͑̊̈́̏̉̎̿̾̆̕͘͠͠é̷̛̛͔̝̳͚̝̋͗̄̇̈́̓r̴̨̧̨̛̫̻̠̘̥͉̙͎̙̹̍̀́͊̒̐̿̋̈́͋͐͊̇̂̈́͊̈͗͘͝͝͝͠
-̶̢̛͓͕̩̩̰̼̦̙̞͇̯̝̯̗̹̯̟̝̗̩̟͚̝̮̻̹̏̌̄̀͂̀̊͐̂̈́̎̀̎̾̓̉̉̅͗̓̄̀̈́̀̉͜͝ͅr̴̡̺̰͙̰̼̫̲͙͍̤̭̭̱̬̘̼͇̺̼̤̟̳̯̞̲͖̻̯̱̫͙̥̼͎̅́͆̀̑́̾͌̈́̎̌̉̐̔́̒̋̍̔͂̈́̅͂̔͘̚̚͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅe̷̛̞̩̥̱̼͓̭̜͚̲̣̙̠͈͓̘̲͕̜͐̀̔͑̈́͋̊͑͂̈́͌̂̈́̈́̀̈̌̂́̈́̔̇͘ͅm̷̨̧̡̨̰̭̦̥͕̞̬̬̘̣͙̹̜̞̯̱̲͙̫͎̙̪̳̭̦̙̳̈́̑͒́͜ͅͅͅȩ̵̢̛̦̦̫̗͙̱̺͙̻͍͙͕̺̫̯̘̩̪̝̹̈́́̌̒̄̄̂̔̀̓̒̔͆͝͝m̸̧̡̢̛̱̳̩̳̗͇͓̖̻̟̭͍̝͙̭͓̳͖͖̤͈̖̟̩̝̼͔̎̒̐͋͋̈́̓͆̐̌̈́̎̐͑̎͆͘͘͜͝b̷̛̗̋̿̾̃̃͑̊̈́̏̉̎̿̾̆̕͘͠͠é̷̛̛͔̝̳͚̝̋͗̄̇̈́̓r̴̨̧̨̛̫̻̠̘̥͉̙͎̙̹̍̀́͊̒̐̿̋̈́͋͐͊̇̂̈́͊̈͗͘͝͝͝͠
-ȑ̸̨̨͕̖̩̱̯̼̤̦̠̪̫̲̥̯̗̼͖̍̽͊͐̀̋͛̂́̚͜͠ͅͅe̸̡̡̙̺̞̭̮͉̗͙̊͐̄̾̂̈́͂͌͒̐̐͐̏̊́̉̔̒̿̈́̏̈͒̕̕͘͝͝͠ḿ̴͙̥̮͚̞̤̮͙̱̟͓̑̒̑͂̈́͊́̽̃̌ę̷̯̰̹̞̣͙̗͓̳̖͕̼͖͍̬̪̥̦͊̑̂̃̔͊̌͆̈́̒͗́̽̀͝͝͝ͅm̷̢̢̞̮̞̹͖̟̥̼̬̜͍̊̂̿͑͒̓̿̐̔̀͗͗̉̀͗͋̉̈́̑̚̕͜͝ͅͅb̵̧̛̺̝̫̙͎̬̳̤̹̜͈̫̤͇͕̼̱͈̖̜̬̳̰̟͍͙̆̇̃̿̔́̾̆̈́̒̾̂͆̑̊̍̽̓̀̽̌͗̆̕̚̕̕͠͠͝ȅ̵̡̢̡͕͉͈̤̲͖̘̠̥̹̞͓͇̱̳̮͙͙̻̪̠͈̤͓͔͎̭͚̣̲̥̘͔̱̇̆̽́͒̾̓̏̋̒́́̋͋̽͋̓̂͒̅̈́̓͛̅̏͋͘͝ͅͅr̴̤̻̥̙̙̣̜̎̓̎͒̌̓͛̉́
-r̷̡͕̜̺̔̅̔̓̍ȩ̵̡͖̖̺̯̾m̸͖̠̘͕͒͋͝e̷͔̙̻͍̤̪̿̓m̵͉̃͜b̵̞͓̮̗̏ͅẽ̶̬͎̲̜͆̽̑͑͝r̸̫̣̯̤̭̂͌̒̐͜
-p̷l̸e̶a̶s̸e̶ ̶r̶e̸m̴e̴m̸b̶e̸r̵
-̴̧̧̨̛̛̛͚̘̩̯̠̯̤̤͔̞͕̱͔̼̫͍̠̲̮̰̮̞̰̫̺̯̥͈̝͍̠̰̗̬̦̹͚̹͇̬̗̭̝̯̺͔͍̭̮̤̞̋̅́͊̈́̔̂͑̃͋̐̅͛̊̊͑͂͑͒̊̃͊̋̐̂͛̆͗̆̀̈́̐̒̇̑͗̔̓̑͑̍̇̿̓̃̋͊̌̐͐̅͛̂̂͗̿̉̉̉͑̽̉̈́̈́̀̒́̈́̍́̂̈́̈́̊͋̏̋͑̋̌̓͂̓̾̉́̋̏̔͋̅́͗̃͒̉͑̈͒̾͒̓͂͋̓̽́̏̑̿̽̉͑́͋̐͑̈͂̋̎̿͘̕͘̕̚̚̚̚̚̚̕͘̕͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ
-̷̡̡̰̝̥̘̻̫̼͚̦̗̌̃͛̾͌̃͊̏͊̿̀͐͌̊̒͂̊̉̚̕͜͠
-Anyway. Like we were saying. Give up.
-Bad things happen to those who look for people that don't exist.
