Spicy (self-dx)

fiddle / she-her. i have small raccoon hands and shouldn't be allowed to roam.

[why-i-love-comics]

DC Love is a Battlefield #1 - “The Beginning” (2021)

written by Tim Seeley art by Rebekah Isaacs & Kurt Michael Russell

[free-range-tiddies]

[rashemibabe]

@tinyplantinvasion

[pseudomantis]

i think i hear an ant outside

[pseudomantis]

i can hear it growling and scratching around in the dirt

[meangirlnurse]

DNIs are one of the funniest and most performative parts of this website lol. just block people like a regular person

[meangirlnurse]

“nazis dni” ah yes, because if there’s anything nazis are known for, it’s their politeness and respect for other people’s personal boundaries

[doubleca5t]

Min what's something "adult" you wish you knew about when you were younger? Mine was that you could tell a bakery to bake you a cake, but not say it was a wedding cake and save an ass load of money

that cardboard boxes attract roaches. REALLY wish I knew that when I got my first apartment

[doubleca5t]

enjoy your roaches box hoarders

[emptydragonseverywhere]

OK I had to google this for Reasons and basically cardboard doesn't "attract" roaches. it's not like they can smell it and come running. it's wrong to say cardboard boxes attract roaches. BUT! if roaches happen upon your cat's cardboard box city, they **will** claim it in the name of Cockroach Kingdom and immediately take over. Roaches eat cardboard and enclosed spaces make good shelters for egg laying, so a handful of cardboard boxes really is a bountiful and wonderful discovery for them that will lead to a nice roach population boom. so basically, if you don't have a roach problem, boxes won't create a roach problem. but if you see even one(1) roach near your cardboard box stash, you should get rid of your boxes to prevent a new roach colony taking hold in your home. and as someone who has lived in a roach infested apartment, trust me when i say that if you can avoid allowing the roach colony to start, you should, bc its nearly impossible to get them to leave once they're there.

[doubleca5t]

Thank you for the more detailed explanation friend!

Remember folks: don't hoard boxes

[fanghusband-remade]

if i was a vampire in my bat form i would simply curl up in your pocket

[arborealgargoyle]

I would cut little slices of fruit occasionally throughout the day to slip in there for you to munch on

[fanghusband-remade]

i appreciate you so much

[pollackpatrol]

y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations

[giveemhellbaby]

What if I say it in a funny way tho

[pollackpatrol]

its not actually that funny, it’s actually really uncomfortable

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[noblepeasant]

[extraterezi]

R3UN1ON

[sadclowncentral]

really heartbroken about the fact that growing up as a digital native in the age of synthetic paint mixes made it impossible for me to expierience colours for the first time as an adult. the jealousy i feel when imagining a farmer ten thousand years ago seeing cobalt for the first time when stumbling over a new flower is indescribable. i despise the chromatic uneventfulness of my life

[sadclowncentral]

after being upset about this for an embarrassingly long time i have decided that this injustice can only be fixed by taking my time to look at all colours one at a time and think about them as if i have never seen them before. there are no flaws in this plan

[sadclowncentral]

7c8de6. this colour has an echo and sounds like high synths in a distance. it tastes slightly too sour to be really sweet but still contains sugar. i enjoy it a lot. but it is hard to mix without having a proper cyan at hand. 9/10

[sadclowncentral]

73535b. this colour is slightly cool to the touch and emits a low humming noise. it doesn’t smell like anything but tastes a bit tingly. i was apprehensive at first but now i quite like looking at it. it required more black paint than i thought. 7/10

[sadclowncentral]

ae1c5e. this colour is a soft pressure on the chest. it sounds like footsteps in adjacent buildings. i gasped in joy when it appeared but looking at it for longer made a melancholic. confusingly, it contains no blue. 7/10

[sadclowncentral]

8aae0e. despite its appearances, this colour is inedible. when touched it’s easily crushed between your fingers and leaves a wet residue. i like greens, but this one is suspicious. contains far less blue than you might think. 6/10

[sadclowncentral]

a60ed4. this colour crashes over you like a wave and sounds like mechanic bells. it smells slightly acidic in a way that surprisingly reminds of home. it like looking at it while blinking fast. don’t bother mixing this colour. 8/10

[purplexiasphinx]

Hey op one question why were you tasting the paints

[sadclowncentral]

why does the sun rise in the morning? mind your own business man

[bout2headout]

[saeiken]

[ID: An animated gif of Caduceus from Critical Role. Caduceus is a firbolg with blue-grey skin and bright pink hair that blows in the wind. He wears a blue winter coat that flaps in the wind, and holds a blue staff with a glowing pink crystal. Snow flies around Caduceus. He is looking up with a calm, content expression.]

[prime-tiktoks]

[lesbianshepard]

fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.

[lesbianshepard]

on a similar note, a traditional Ojibwe greeting is “Nanaboozhoo” so when the French first landed in southern Canada they thought that they were saying “Bonjour!” Which is fucking wild to think about. Imagine crossing the ocean and the first people you meet in months somehow speak French. 

[ohlookanotherbnhablog]

Sero: I'm non-binary

Kaminari: Yea but you still have a man's body

Sero: You're right; we should probably bury this dead guy

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[criticalsorcery]

and I fucking helped

[weaver-z]

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

[weaver-z]

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

[theaustinstollhaus]

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.

[a-humble-waffle]

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED