#cryptid thirst

[swordofdorkness]

Jersey Girl’s lacing up her fishnets and sharpening her horns… but while she’s getting ready, the rest of the Harem is already raising hell.

🛸 Our alien’s got attitude and assets.

🐍 Medusa’s rocking bikini season like a cursed goddess.

👁️ Mothwoman? She’s got all eyes on you.

And soon…

🔥 Hooves.

🔥 Horns.

🔥 Hot girl energy from the Pine Barrens.

👀 Stay tuned. She’s coming for your cryptid-loving heart.

Find them here: [haremofhorrors.etsy.com] and slap on a Favorite to summon more girls!

[deadpunkin]

I want a horror movie with a character that has extreme cryptid thirst. Like they go missing part way through the movie and everyone thinks they died horribly chasing the monster. I want them to show up at the very end saying “hey guys, you won’t believe the night I just had” as only a few people remain. I want them to realize people are missing and for that to set up for a sequel.

[deadpunkin]

Fair Folk

You know, as someone trying to seduce fey: there are far too many posts on here about how to survive and far too few on how to get them to f*** you