Spotting cryptid shyan:
Cycle through radio channels as quickly as possible at 3 AM in the morning, listen to the static whispers- they’ll lead you to cryptid!Ryan. He is always listening in. He’ll notice you looking.
Better luck spotting cryptid!Ryan first. He is as curious of your plane of existence as you are his. Approach respectfully, his curiosity does not mean he is not wary
When one comes, the other is soon to follow. You’ll spot cryptid!Shane soon enough through the gait of his walk. Do not remark on his eyes or teeth, he’ll be tempted to frighten you for fun.
Tell him your fears, worries and concerns and he will digest them whole
Ask him for a song and he will oblige. It will not be in a language you understand. Your head will buzz and tingle, do not be afrAID. he will convince cryptid!Ryan to join in, but cryptid!ryan will need your hands for that. Place them on the curves of cryptid!shane’s horns. He’ll guide you.
If electronics emit static and high pitched whining at odd intervals even when they’re supposed to be ‘off’, please do not be alarmed. They are checking up on you.
Don’t point it out if you see them tap their teeth and lack of mouth together at times. Do not fret if their voices intermingle and you can’t discern which is which. They belong.
They will give you ideas that seem to conflict but come together nonetheless in coexisting point. Take the option that feels the most right for you. One would be smug and the other would be exasperated but do not worry, they are familiar with existing in the middle. Together.
Ask for protection when walking unknown paths and still yourself when you feel your hairs standing on end. That is them splaying their hands over your heart. Listen to your instinct. Remember survival. Do not linger.
They rest at dawn, their exit covered once more by static and a distant radio channel flickering. Knitting the fabric of their existence in a steady beat, ebbing and flowing like the breathing of a lover. Leave them be. Do not turn back to watch. You would be intruding then.









