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Please tell them, you have no plans for me, I will set my soul on fire, what have I become? I'm sorry.
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@cryptiicus
Please tell them, you have no plans for me, I will set my soul on fire, what have I become? I'm sorry.
@cryptiicus
Do you remember what you wanted to be? Do you remember how you use to feel? Now you're pushed and shoved and made to fit the mold... Like a rounded peg, you're forced in a square hole...
my other son Osiris “Ozzie” Khalfani aesthetic for the always lovely @cryptiicus <3
[He definitely stole that cookie yOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYE] @cryptiicus
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“ HEH, looks like I’m not the only one with some traumatic stress, egh Oz? ”
"MAN, THAT OZZIE, HUH? BOY, WHAT A CHARMER! AND LOOK AT THAT BODY! AM I RIGHT?"
"Help. Help me. I am a dad. In need of help. Oh dear. Oh my. Oh god. No."
@cryptiicus said:
//moNROE GET AN UMBRELLA OR A JACKET OR SOMETHING OMG XD
//NO THIS IS WASHINGTON I DON’T NEED IT IM GONNA TRY AGAIN
💬!!! :)
//Will's favorite season is Autumn!
@cryptiicus || starter
Bill wondered why his waiter was staring at him so intently.
He was just an ordinary guy in an ordinary business meeting with another ordinary business man. If by business meeting you meant deal with a fellow demon, and business man another dream demon disguised as a human for the time being. But, if you were a ordinary human, you wouldn’t realize all that. In case you were going to be a little bit too curious, the dream demon conjured up a spell to keep the duo out of mortal minds. Nobody even noticed or said the friendly “GOODBYE!” when his business partner left the establishment.
See, things were pretty slow over at his Falls, so he decided to take matters into his own hands regarding the clean-up of Weirdmeggon in this dimension. Of course, things seemed perfectly normal, but the fabric between dimensions were extremely weak in this particular Gravity Falls. Despite the major Rift being patched up, there was still a high risk of ANOTHER Rift opening all by itself. Axolotl knows what kind of horrendous consequences THAT could have.
So, Bill pulled a few strings, made the right deals with the right creatures, and got to talk to a demon who knew how to repair Dimensions. They were just in the process of settling a deal. Of course, it would take a bit more smooth talking to get him to do it. After all, this was no easy feat. But if Bill was one thing, he was stubborn. In the end, he always would get what he wanted.
But right now his focus was on the waiter who seemed to know a bit more than he should.
“ Hey, er, OZZIE, can I have my check please? ”