crystal x gn!reader (yes... that crystal from tomodachi life!) A/N: this isn't beta read or even edited. i don't know why i got possessed to write a crystal x reader where she's weird but it did give me an additional ten years to my life. if this gets more than 6 likes i'll write a hugh morris x reader x bubbles. i believe this will be my legacy now.
♡ — i swear to god crystal if you annoy me again im going to snitch and ruin your entire reputation. you never thought you would catch yourself in this situation, sitting in front of crystal in the middle of the park, her hand crawling up yours as she whispered so sweetly. "you'll be mine, just you wait." and then, the nerve, the absolute nerve of this woman to giggle in your face and flash a smile with those sharp fangs of hers.
this was fine. totally fine, you would just move on from this… you could recover, no problem at all. you let a weak laugh and pushed her hand off yours and the blonde responded by scooting closer. "ah, you're too cute," crystal started as she cupped your face with her hands. you had to hold your breath for a second, the way her pink, sharp nails tapped against the sides of your head made you dizzy. was there anything about here that didn't scream beauty?
"shut up." is all you could manage under your breath as all the heat in your body decided to take home inside of your cheeks.
"you don't mean that~! if you did you would have said it with more energy, baby!"
baby. jesus christ. she was going to kill you with all of these pet names.
so instead of giving her the satisfaction, you shut your eyes tightly as you grabbed her wrist and slowly pulled one hand down. "crystal."
you could hear her sigh dreamily like a possessed freak sent straight from hell to annoy you, "yes, honey~!"
"you have one minute to get out of here before i tell everyone what happened at the movies last week."
the gasp she made was dramatic, loud, and so high pitched you were sure she was faking it. but she did finally let you go and shot up from the bench she had cornered you at.
"so meaaan~! but fine, i'm leaving," her heels tapped against the ground as she turned around one last time and blew a kiss directly at you. "call me!"
your eye twitched.
still you couldn't help but think more on it…. sometimes you questioned why you even kept her number. but, maybe tomorrow you'd give her a call to yell at her.
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