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[crystalrose555]

Why have I've not been writing?

Not the faintest idea

Please read my latest chapter before miitopia gets me again lol

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[voreconnoisseur]

Do you have any headcanons for obey me if any of the brothers just started growing like beel in satan's dream? Just curious because all I can think off is a lot of whining and annoyed noises from the cast lol

Ok I don’t normally post straight up g/t or like, growth???(is there a term for this) but I’m in a mood so why not. I guess I’ll still use the tag I’ve been using for this though.

For those of you who don’t know what this is referring to:

I’ll also change this slightly so that each of the brothers have just started randomly growing, rather than specifically through a gluttonous outburst.

Lucifer:

At first he doesn’t mind being a foot or two taller. It helps with intimidating people acting out of line.

But then it gets to the point where he’s so uncomfortably big he doesn’t feel like himself.

And then he can’t fit into the House of Lamentation or R.A.D. anymore. Which is not good for his image.

His brothers are absolutely terrified at first, but when they realize how bummed out he is, they agree to help him search for a way to fix it.

Mammon:

Massive power trip for Mammon.

He tries to think of dumb ways to use this to his advantage, like getting people to pay for rides in his hands or just straight up stealing cars by picking them up and just. Bringing them home.

Everything he’s got out of this is of no use to him at his size, but he doesn’t care. Having it is enough.

Eventually the others get sick of his nonsense and tie him down like Gulliver in Lilliput. Poor Mammon.

Leviathan:

Weird things happen a lot to Levi, actually? Like all the video games he keeps getting sucked into or that time he got turned into a vampire? It doesn’t faze him anymore.

What DOES faze him is that his hands are now much too big to play video games, and he accidentally sat on and squashed a figurine of his poor, sweet Ruri-chan.

He throws a tantrum and wrecks a few buildings. All efforts are pooled to stopping him.

Satan:

“Hmm... maybe I can work with this?”

He can’t.

Tries to use his size to negotiate with Lucifer for one thing or another. It doesn’t work.

Aside from that, he’s pretty harmless.

He gets fed up and asks someone to look for a specific book for a counterspell. It’s over fairly quickly.

Asmodeus:

Panics as soon as it starts. He doesn’t have any clothes in bigger sizes!

When he gets to the point that he’s at least a foot taller than Beel, he runs away from the House of Lamentation.

Nobody knows what’s going on. He’s just gone? That was weird.

He’s hiding in the woods, away from everyone.

Because he doesn’t want people to see him at a bad angle.

Beelzebub:

THIS IS AN APOCALYPTIC SCENARIO.

Everyone begins to panic immediately. The bigger he gets, the more they’ll have to feed him! The Devildom is gonna run out of food!

With everyone trying to find a way to stop this from happening, someone does wind up finding a cure. But at that point, it’s already too late for the House of Lamentation. It is already in his tummy.

Thankfully nobody was inside.

He doesn’t realize what he’s doing at the time, and feels quite bad afterward.

Mammon, Levi, Asmo, and Satan are all devastated by their loss of belongings.

Belphegor:

He’s asleep when it starts.

He’s INSIDE when it starts.

He does not wake up or realize until his body bursts apart the room he’s in.

He’s annoyed. Nowhere comfy to lie down when you’re that big. And his nap’s been interrupted.

His brothers have bigger fish to fry than that, though. The House of Lamentation is, in this scenario, once again destroyed. F.

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Slap me, I dare you! ch. 19

“It seems that fortune has smiled upon us.”

Nixie whipped his head around to see Lucifer standing with his arms crossed, Asmodeus stood by Solomon’s side, and the humans he had control of along with all the others were slumped upon the floor unconscious, leaving the six men all alone. The silence was then broken by a confused Leviathan who raised his hand.

“Um, what’s going on?”

“I think it’s safe to say that we found the demon we’re looking for.” Satan answered.

Levi’s eyes widened before glaring at the exhausted Nixie.

“Where is she!?” The third born demanded.

“Like I would tell any of you.” Nixie hissed.

“You have no choice in the matter.” Lucifer announced coldly.

Nixie snorted in response as he stared daggers at the eldest. Tension seemed to be rising higher and higher as demonic tributes began showing on Levi and Satan while Lucifer kept his calm anger. Asmo watched on nervously before clearing his throat to get their attention.

“Ok, we caught him but why don’t we all calm down, we don’t want to cause an incident in the human world, right?” He chimed with a smile.

Levi’s face twisted with disgust in response while Satan held his chin.

“I think that’s up to our new friend here.” Satan offered.

The room went dead silent while Nixie’s eyes snapped from person to person.

“You’re surrounded and there’s no way out for you.”

“Hmm, these aren’t as fresh as I hoped.” Marley mumbled while comparing green peppers to each other.

“That’s what you think.” Nixie smirked with a growl.

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“I wonder if I can haggle a discount.”

Marley shrugged then waved over the vendor. Casually, she went back and forth with the seller while talking about little things that had happened to each of them. After about ten minutes of banter and small talk, Marley beamed a smile as she walked away with even more than she hoped.

“Stuffed bell peppers it is.” she thought with her mouth-watering a little.

Making her way over to the butcher, a sudden rush ran over her, giving her a slight tremble. It was as if someone had just unsheathed a sword from its sheath and bared its blade toward a multitude of powerful foes. She stumbled forward before shaking her head and looking toward the beach.

Nixie straightened up and turned toward the door where Levi and Satan stood. His boots echoed against the floor, stepping over slumbering bodies on the ground. Levi stiffened as he locked eyes with the approaching Nixie. There he stood before him and his brother, the moment before he spoke felt like an hour was crawling past.

“Maybe I should head home soon, the boys are probably back already.” She thought while she entered the meat market.

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“Move aside.” He commanded coldly, his eyes glimmering a shining magenta.

“Excuse me, like he-”

“I said, MOVE ASIDE!” Nixie bellowed.

Suddenly, electricity filled Levi and Satan’s bodies and a thick fog filled their minds. Asmo and Solomon’s eyes grew wide as the third and fourth brothers simply stepped away from the exit and allowed Nixie to step outside. Once Nixie left the doorway, their senses returned as quickly as they were taken.

“What just happened?” Satan asked as he shook his head.

“Dammit, not again.” Levi grumbled.

Lucifer wasted no time and quickly left the building after Nixie, leaving his brothers and Solomon to follow after him. Upon getting back on the public street, the group began to follow Lucifer who was only a few paces behind the escaping Nixie. He was close enough for the two to exchange guarded words.

“Leave me alone.” Nixie announced glancing back at the eldest brother.

“That is out of the question, especially after that stunt you just pulled.”

“I’m warning you, Lucifer.” He growled.

“Or what, you’ll control my mind like you did with those humans? Let me be the first to warn you that my mind is not as malleable as my brothers.”

“Are you sure about that? Do you know how easy it would be to shatter that prideful sense of self you have with just a whisper?” Nixie sneered.

Lucifer chuckled as if the threat he just heard was a subpar joke.

“Let’s not kid ourselves. If you had the energy to do such a thing, you would have commanded me instead of my brothers. The same thing happened when you and I clashed in RAD.”

Nixie ignored him as he tried to get some distance but Lucifer’s long strides kept up with his pace. The density of the crowded street changed as the duo found themselves in a more secluded spot. At this point, Nixie stopped in his tracks and turned to face Lucifer. This gave the others enough time to catch up to them.

“So what will you try next, you’re not going to turn into that beast from before since you will expose yourself. Are you looking for a spot to open a portal?” Lucifer called out as he folded his arms.

“Something like that,” Nixie claimed before lifting one of his arms.

Nixie began to float slightly off the ground while being enveloped in an invisible wind causing his hair and clothing to sway.

“What’s he doing now, charging his special attack?” Levi asked cautiously.

At that exact moment, he felt a breeze caressing his face as his own clothing began to flutter. Confused, Levi looked down and let out a startled scream. He was floating over a portal that seemed to lead somewhere unknown. Lucifer looked around and realized that his brothers along with Solomon were hovering over their own individual portals. Wide-eyed, he turned back to Nixie.

“Alright, you’ve got a choice, Lucifer. Keep pestering me and Marley and I’ll scatter everyone here across the winds. You wanna risk never seeing them again, then keep testing me, even I don’t know where they’ll end up.” Nixie growled.

“You think I can’t stop you?”

“Oh I know you can save them but to do so, you’ll have to let me go while you close each of the portals. You better hurry.”

Asmo and Levi’s screams filled the air as each of them began to lower toward the waiting portals. Lucifer scoffed before casting incantations to counteract the teleporting maws. Nixie smirked weakly, this was his final gambit and the first time he tried such a feat but it managed to pay off. With each dispelled portal, he slipped closer and closer to the gateway that opened beneath himself. All he had to do was slip through, he knew that once he got to the other side, he would most likely pass out from exhaustion but it would be worth the escape. He went limp as gravity began to take effect, every part of his being was aching and on fire, and his breath was short and swallowed as he struggled to stay conscious.

Solomon, realizing the gravity of the situation, began to dispel portals to hurry the process but an idea came across his mind and he called out to the others.

“Everyone, hold on, this is going to be a bit rough!” He yelled.

“What the hell is that suppose to mean!?” Levi cried out.

“Whatever, JUST DO IT!” Satan screamed out.

Solomon held his hand out and claimed to the elements.

“Come on, kid, there’s gotta be something Big Bro Mammon can do to smooth things over.”

“Hear me, O spirits of wind and earth,-”

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Gell recoiled out of disgust.

“Don’t ever call yourself that again, and the door is fixed, now get out!” Gell growled.

Mammon and Gell bickered back and forth while the younger brothers stood aside and watched.

Belphie sighed and raised his head lazily.

“This is getting nowhere, we should leave and come back later, Marley’s not even here.”

“B-But-”

“Yeah, Marley might get really mad that we’re here.” Beel brought up with a saddened expression.

“Y-Yeah, that’s right, real mad, so you all should leave, now!” Gell claimed, taking advantage of the situation.

Rem just narrowed his gaze at his twin.

“She’s not gonna be that mad-”

Before Rem could finish his thought, everyone in the room felt a sudden gust of wind above them. Looking up, they saw a portal appearing above them. A moment later, Nixie’s body fell through the void landing on top of Mammon who pushed Gell out of the way. Ignoring the fact Mammon cushioned Nixie’s rough entrance, Gell and Rem rushed over to help up the stumbling Nixie.

“Nixie, what happened to you!?” Gell yelled as Rem propped up the exhausted demon.

Nixie weakly opened his eyes and gave a weak smile while sweat covered his face and disheveled his hair.

“Boys…are you two alright?” He managed to wheeze out.

“Never mind us, what about you?” Rem added, struggling to hold up the taller man.

“Oi, what about me!?”

Nixie’s eyes snapped open as he turned his head to see Beel and Belphie helping Mammon to his feet.

“Yo, Nix, you ok, you’re shaking,” Rem commented while Gell help support Nixie’s other side.

Nixie felt fear engulf his being, he barely escaped only to land in a more dire situation. This time, the demons he wanted nothing to do with had found their way into Marley’s home. He had nothing left in his energy tanks but fumes and now he had to burn it up for what could be a final encounter.

Mammon, on the other hand, kept complaining to Beel and Belphie only for a familiar chill to come over him. He turned to see Nixie radiating a deep magenta aura around him. The young boys questioned the sudden action only to feel Nixie’s form grow larger and heavier. Soon they could no longer hold him up as he dropped to all fours, his hands growing thicker with claws. Soon his entire being was covered in thick black fur while his horns and tail came in proudly. Gell and Rem looked on confused as they held close to his sides while his back sprouted giant black wings that covered them protectively.

Mammon screamed before jumping into Beel’s arms.

“For the love of Diavolo, not again!” Mammon cried out loud.

Beel and Belphie stood firmly once they realized who they were facing. Nixie in his beastly form, roared loudly towards the unwelcomed demons.

“Yo, Nix, calm down, they’re cool,” Rem claimed, trying to diffuse the situation.

However, the portal that Nixie came from didn’t close as more bodies dropped from the ceiling. Gell and Rem’s eyes widen and stared as their unwanted guests multiplied from three to eight. Gell trembled as he gazed upon the crimson eyes of an irritated Lucifer who stood firmly in front of them. Rem took a look at his brother who began to tremble. Feeling the weight of the situation, the young twins clung tighter to the sides of the horned lion, and a natural sense of fear began to overcome their rational feeling. It didn’t matter what logic was telling them, all they knew was they were cornered and outnumbered, surrounded by demons with no escape in sight.

“I hope you know you’re going to pay dearly for what you’ve tried to pull.” Lucifer coldly announced.

Nixie only roared in response, puffing himself up to appear bigger. Lucifer stepped forward only to have one of his brothers step in front of his warpath.

“Asmo!? Get the hell out of the way!” Satan called out as he held up a portal-sick Leviathan.

Asmodeus didn’t respond, all he could do was swallow hard as he stared down his furious oldest brother.

“Asmodeus…” Lucifer uttered.

“Listen, I know you’re mad but it’s over, we all need to calm down.”

“Have you lost your damn mind, Asmo!? Let Lucifer take him out before he comes after me again!” Mammon yelled out.

Solomon shook off his uneasiness from the portal spell.

“I have to agree, this is getting way too serious,” Solomon claimed with a smile.

Confusion filled the faces of multiple brothers only for all their attention to be drawn by a heavy thud. They looked toward the source to see the large lion had collapsed to the ground. His wings flattened against his wards while Gell and Rem tried to rouse the beast back to his feet but nothing was working.

“Nix, Nixie, get up, ya gotta get up!” Gell’s voice cracked out while on the verge of tears.

Rem remained silent but it didn’t hide how panicked he was as tears pinpricked his eyes while he frantically shook the lion who panted heavily. The sight of the frantic children struck a cord in a number of hearts in the room. Much to everyone's surprise, Asmo rushed to the beast and lifted the lion’s large head off the ground and onto his lap, holding it tenderly. Almost in one instance, the lion turned back into Nixie’s human shape, his face was flushed red and his breathing was rapid and shallow. Asmo took his sleeve and wiped away the sweat on Nixie’s brow, shocking everyone who knew Asmo didn’t dirty himself for anyone.

“What the hell?” Mammon whispered out in the nearly silent room.

Asmo looked up from Nixie and shared a glance with the worried children before calling out to his brothers.

“We need to help him, he doesn’t look good.” Asmo pleaded.

Solomon came to his side and took a look at the unconscious man. The brothers besides, Lucifer, looked on in confusion.

“Uhh, does anyone understand what’s going on, I’m lost,” Levi commented while scratching his head.

Lucifer sighed, his shoulder loosening as his anger subsided.

“I’ll explain later, right now we need to do something about him.” He answered while holding his head with one hand.

“You’re right, besides Marley could be here any minute.”

“I’m already here.”

Every demon’s head snapped to see Marley standing behind them, placing groceries on the ground with a flat expression. She seemed to be staring through all of them and towards the scene unfolding on her floor. Nonchalantly, Marley made her way towards and through the crowd. Levi went to say something only to be shut down by an ungodly chill that filled his body. His brothers shared the same feeling as Marley finally got to Nixie’s side, ignoring Solomon and Asmo in the promise. As for the young boys, they grabbed onto Marley who gently patted their heads with warm caring hands. She gently shushed them until they could hold their crying.

“It’s going to be alright boys, I need you two to help me get Nixie on my back.” She told them.

Following her instruction, Marley was able to piggyback the passed-out demon. Solomon and Asmo helped as well but Marley didn’t acknowledge their existence. On her feet, Gell and Rem stood in front of her.

“Ok, I need you two to get my bed ready for him. Gell, go get some spare clothes ready. Rem, I need a basin with water and some washcloths.” Marley smiled warmly.

The twins looked on confused and gestured to all the strange men with their eyes.

“Don’t worry, they’re not going to stop you two. Now go on.” She assured them softly.

Gell and Rem nodded as they gingerly made their way through the crowd and up the stairs. Marley sighed and made her way to the stairs as well. The brothers instinctively reached out to help her but couldn’t work up the nerve. Instead, the group followed her to the bottom of the staircase and froze in place once she stopped and turned her gaze to them.

“I’ll deal with you all later.” She claimed coldly with an icy stare.

She then turned around and ascended the stairs, leaving everyone else on the first floor in silence only for Beel to break the quiet.

“I think Marley’s mad at us.” He claimed sadly.

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Good news,

I finally got off my butt and placed the link to AO3

What did means is that my obey me fanfics are in a place where you don't need to keep clicking links I also hope that I can see your comments about how the story is going for those reading it

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Slap me, I dare you ch. 20

Clack, clack, clack.

The sound of a knife hitting the cutting board filled the air while several men sat in silence. The popping of bubbling broth was interrupted by a harsh scraping and sudden plopping of chopped vegetables entering the pot. The emptiness continued with the ticking of the clock and the various kitchen sounds. The brothers and Solomon sat in the living room that shared the area with the open kitchen. With the exception of Lucifer and Solomon, everyone remained stiff in their seats, with Mammon sandwiched between the twins on one couch while Levi, Satan, and Asmo twiddle their thumbs on the other.  The brothers eyeballed each other, wondering who would break the silence. Lucifer simply sighed which caused everyone in the seating area to look at him, hoping for him to break the awkwardness. However, before he could say anything, the sound of footsteps came from the staircase. Everyone except for Marley, turned to see Rem at the bottom of the stairs. The startled youth took a moment to stare back at them, not showing much emotion except for the natural unease that comes from the gaze of demons. However, he was brought back by his name being called.

“Rem, how’s everything up there?” Marley asked gently.

“Oh, um, Nixie is sleeping right now and his fever has gotten a bit lower but he’s still running hot.”

“Hmm, sounds about right. Just let him rest and we’ll see if he’s willing to eat when he’s awake. Why don’t you grab some snacks and drinks for you and Gell since you’re on watch duty?”

“Uh, sure but what about them?” Rem motioned to the others.

“Oh them? they’re not staying.”

Nearly everyone flinched upon Marley’s nonchalant answer.

“In fact, they are going to leave to get pizza since I don’t have enough food to make dinner for everyone. Isn’t that right, guys?”

Immediately, the younger brothers jumped from their seats and rushed toward the front door, leaving Lucifer and Solomon sitting in slight shock. The sound of arguments filled the air as the demons fought over who would go first, wanting an escape from the silence. Marley just shook her head and snorted before turning back to her young ward.

“Actually, Rem, can you go with them and make sure they get something that everyone will eat? You should take Gell with you as well, you two can get some ice cream, my treat.” She asked with a smile.

Rem paused for a moment and gave a confident nod to Marley. He didn’t really understand what was happening but he understood that Marley would fix whatever was happening. He then turned around and rushed up the stairs to get his brother. After a few moments, Rem came back down with Gell close behind. The sheepish twin looked on in confusion as numerous demons argued and struggled to fit through the door first. However, as he scanned the room his eyes met with Lucifer’s crimson gaze. A chill filled his spine as he immediately rushed to Marley’s side while dragging his twin behind. However, Marley held him close and gave him a few words of encouragement, settling his nerves enough for him to grasp his brother’s hand. Eventually, the noisy squabbling died down with a slam of the front door, leaving only three people in near silence, Lucifer, Solomon, and Marley. A few more minutes passed before Lucifer stood up from his seat and cleared his throat.

“So, are you ready to tell me what happened?” Marley asked, cutting Lucifer off guard without looking up from her cutting board.

‘’Excuse me-”

“Don’t play coy, the children are gone and I expect to have an adult conversation.”

Lucifer paused for a moment while he approached the open kitchen. Solomon joined him as Marley continued to cook. She gave off no indication of her feelings yet she refused to make eye contact. 

“...We followed your companion here after he attempted to warp all of us to oblivion.”

“And considering you all arrived here, it’s obvious he failed. What happened after that?”

“Your friend decided to transform and collapsed on the floor in front of us.”

“And what happened after that?”

“If you’re worried about the children, nothing happened to them-” the demon scoffed.

Suddenly, Marley’s knife slammed hard into the cutting board, becoming embedded in the hardwood. Lucifer stood firm as Marley finally made eye contact with him, her eyes glowing slightly as an unnatural cold seemed to radiate.

“Don’t patronize me, Lucifer. I know I haven’t been able to talk to any of you and got you all worried and I am beyond sorry for that. But that does not give you the high ground-”

“High ground? That's rich coming from you. You felt confident that you could reason with him and he ended up kidnapping you right underneath our noses. And you expect us to do nothing but wait until you return? If memory serves, this is the third time you’ve disappeared from us without us knowing.”

“You’re right, this is the third time I went missing on you but Nixie was only bringing me back home after someone came to MY home and dragged me away. Now tell me, Lucifer, who kidnapped me first?”

Lucifer fell silent as Marley continued on.

“You came to my home, took me away, and frightened my pups. Nixie came to save me and I tried to convince him to let me handle this, only for you to chase him down, break into my home AGAIN and corner MY family behind my back.”

A moment passed again as Solomon stood in silence, unable to find a place to intervene. Lucifer and Marley continued to stare at each other only for Lucifer’s gaze to soften as he looked away. In response, Marley closed her eyes and sighed heavily. She then took her free hand and gently placed it on Lucifer’s, giving it a firm squeeze. The icy air dissipated as she looked at him with warmer eyes.

“...Lucifer, I am so sorry that I made you feel like you’ve lost me again. Losing someone you care about is terrifying and I’m starting to realize that there are many more people who care about me but I need you to understand that I had a life before Devildom and I can’t just disappear from it without notice, not anymore.”

Lucifer kept his gaze away but he gently flipped his hand so he could grasp Marley’s and feel the warmth exchanged between their palms. Lucifer turned to see Marley’s face, instead of her regular fiery and snarky expression, he was met with an understanding smile matched with a slightly tired gaze. At this moment, Lucifer and Marley realized that they mirrored each other as people who cared deeply over those they considered family. Lucifer closed his eyes and chuckled before pulling his hand away and folding his arms.

“So, what should be our next move then, Marley?” He asked.

“Simple, we wait until Nixie is feeling better and then we all sit down and talk, like how I originally wanted.”

“And you think that will work?”

“Of course, I got you to cool your jets, now I just need to get Nixie to calm down so he doesn’t work himself up again. Not to mention, I need to get you all playing nice before Diavolo shows up.”

Lucifer raised an eyebrow which was noticed by Marley who snorted softly.

“What, you really think I haven’t learned when Diavolo has his hands in the pie? If I can get you all to stand together, it’s a harder case for Diavolo to deny. But before that, I think we need to get our ducks in order, so Solomon, do you wanna start quacking about what you want here?”

Solomon jolted upon realizing that Marley and Lucifer were staring at him in unison with a mixture of icy and fiery glares. Lucifer grew a cruel smile on his face while Marley gave an annoyed snort while brandishing a knife. Solomon held his hands up in defense.

“Marley, you shouldn’t just assume such things.” He claimed coyly.

“You’re right but the fact you came here on your own since you don’t answer to anybody means you have something to gain here.”

“Marley, truly you are a wonder, I was thinking the same thing all day. In fact, Asmodeus wanted to tell me something but needed Solomon by his side.”

Solomon chuckled lightly as he took a step back from their intense gazes.

“Start talking, Merlin. What do you want with Nixie?”

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“That will be $120.49 for everything.” The cashier said as he collected the payment.

“Thanks,” Gell answered upon retrieving his receipt.

He turned to his brother who held the overloaded bags of frozen treats.

“Are you sure about this?”

“Marley said she’d pay for it.”

“No, Rem, I mean about them.” Gell groaned as he pointed to the group of men hanging around the beach fencing.

“Gell, they seem harmless enough.”

“What about what happened to Nixie?”

“Nixie’s been feeling like crap for weeks, it only makes sense he’d collapsed.”

“Rem, how can you be so calm about this?”

The younger twin sighed softly before turning back to his brother whose face darkened from slight embarrassment. He cursed himself for his cowardly behavior while his younger brother kept his cool. He wished that he didn’t feel like this but he couldn’t get those burning eyes out of his mind. Suddenly, he felt his brother tap his arm, letting him know that he was still with him. He then tapped his forehead against his brother’s, Gell snorted softly as the two gently headbutt each other as they did when they were younger. Having finally calmed down, Gell looked at Rem who gave back a smile.

“Feeling better?”

“A little, it’s still really unnerving. I mean, they are literally a bunch of demons.”

“Yeah, but they’re a bunch of dorks to me. I mean, are you really scared by these guys?”

Gell scoffed.

“Of course not, the other guy though-”

“-Is not here, and Marley is probably bullying him right now.”

Gell gave a chuckle that he shared with his twin.

“We should get out there before the ice cream melts,” Gell suggested with a cheeky smile.

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“It’s official, Marley hates us, it’s over, it’s all over.”

“Levi, you gotta stop puttin’ down the group, man.” Mammon groaned.

The group collectively sighed, thinking about how their day had been going. While following the twin boys, they were debating and argued about what had happened before Marley came home. Once they all understood how they got there, a cruel depression washed over all of them, well except for two of them, Satan who had his eyes locked on a pacing Asmodeus. The blonde demon watched his younger brother intently while wondering what was on his mind other than Marley.

“Oi, Asmo, stop pacin’, you’re makin’ me tired just lookin’ at you!” Mammon yelled out.

Asmo jolted a bit before turning back to his brothers. He then tried to give a nonchalant smile but the fourth-born was not willing to leave his suspicion alone.

“Asmo, do you have a connection with that demon?” He asked bluntly.

“What makes you say that?” Asmo chimed.

“You were cradling his head on your lap not too long ago,” Satan answered.

“You also wanted us not to fight him in that cafe,” Levi added.

“Yeah, and you just jumped in front of a pissed-off Lucifer. Either you got a death wish or you know somethin’ we don’t.”

At this point, everyone started to stare at Asmodeus with great suspicion. The fifth born looked back and forth, desperate to find a way out of the questioning but it wasn’t meant to be as the boys returned with their ice cream selection. 

“Maybe they’re brothers.” Rem blurted out while handing Beel his bag of ice cream treats.

“Sorry, kid, but there are only seven of us.” Mammon corrected while retrieving an ice cream cup from Gell’s bag.

“But they look a lot alike,” Gell commented.

“Yeah, but that Nixie guy can change what he looks like, right?” Levi claimed as he opened his popsicle.

“Y-yeah, exactly.” Asmodeus agreed as he took a treat from the bag.

“Naw, that’s what Nixie looks like all the time.” Rem counterpointed as he poked a sleeping Belphie with a popsicle.

“So, we’re back at step one, Asmo, want to start talking?” Satan asked in annoyance as he gripped his kitty popsicle.

Asmodeus paused and sighed softly, his eyes twinkling in the sun as he fluttered his eyelashes at his brothers. Sensing what was happening, all of his brothers looked away while covering their eyes, leaving Gell and Rem confused.

“Asmo, play fair, dammit!” Mammon yelled out.

“Uh, what’s happening?” Rem asked.

“Asmo can charm people who look into his eyes,” Belphie explained lazily.

Gell and Rem looked at each other puzzled.

“Why don’t you all just surround him on all sides? He can't look at all of you.” Gell suggested flatly.

The moment passed by as the demon brothers realized what was about to happen. In a blink, everyone rushed Asmo as Gell and Rem stood aside. Finally, when the dust settled, Asmo was trapped in a bear hug by Beel and blindfolded by Mammon.

“Let go of me!” Asmo cried out.

“Not until you spill it, Asmo. Now who is he?” Satan asked with his arms crossed.

“...Promise you won’t get mad at me,  Satan.” He quietly bargained.

“Why would I get mad?”

Only the seagulls could be heard as the brothers stayed quiet. Gell and Rem suddenly felt a static crawl over their skin, they turned their gaze to see Satan glowing with dark energy while his horns threatened to pop out. He bared his fangs which opened menacingly as he prepared to lose control of his temper. Gell hid behind his brother who stared intently at the oncoming transformation with a hidden excitement.

“ASMODEUS-” Satan bellowed.

Asmo squealed while Satan lunged at his bound brother, however, he wouldn’t get far since Mammon immediately latched onto the rampaging demon. Thrashing back and forth, Satan tried to throw him off which only led to Mammon getting a better grip while gagging him with his arm, muffling his screaming. 

“Levi, get over here and grab his legs before he remembers he can kick me! We gotta get back to Marley’s place before some humans show up!”

“Ow, Satan, stop kicking me!” Levi cried as he struggled to get Satan under control.

“Oi, brats, let’s get movin’! Ow, Satan, stop bitin’ me!”

Gell and Rem watched as the brothers moved their way back towards the beach house. Meanwhile, a few people stared at the commotion while they shuffled away. Gell held his head while Rem made an announcement to the small crowd.

“They’re an improv group from out of town!” 

And with that, the people scattered with a range of mumbling and comments.

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Slap me, I dare you! ch. 17

   “Hmm, black or white? Which one’s better, you two?” Asmo asked as he twirled around.

Solomon and Lucifer sat across from the fitting room as the avatar of lust modeled the options he offered. While the sorcerer smiled and gave a thoughtful nod while the eldest brother looked up from his book with slight scorn. Seeing this reaction, Asmodeus gave a pout to his brother before leaning against the changing booth.

“Aww, what’s wrong, Lucifer, can’t decide? Sorry that I’m so breathtaking in everything I wear.”

Lucifer’s eyebrow twitched as he focused on his younger brother.

“I would rather concentrate on what you wanted to tell me. Instead, you’ve managed to drag me onto a shopping trip.”

“I mean, it only makes sense, it’s not often I get to shop in the human realm. It’s absolutely inspiring, especially when enhanced with my beauty.” Asmo chimed.

“Asmodeus, if you keep wasting my time, you will suffer dearly.”

Asmo shrank away a little while Lucifer pierced his form with his icy gaze. Seeing this, Solomon straightened himself in his seat as if to grab the eldest born’s attention.

Asmo and Solomon shared a glance before turning back to the eldest brother tapping his finger on the armrest of his chair. Solomon stared at Asmodeus whose eyes widened from the sudden attention on his person. A lump formed in his throat and vibrated gently while he tried to cough up his confession. Then as if a switch flips, he reverted back to his bubbly outlook and claimed,

“Lucifer, it’s obvious that Asmodeus is trying in his own way.”

“Enough, the three of us know what needs to be said and you two should stop wasting time and confess to your transgression.”

“Well, I wanted to tell you and Satan together but he isn’t here and I feel it’s a bit unfair to have him at a disadvantage, you know how mad he gets when he’s out to loop.” He deflected with a smile.

Solomon sighed silently while Lucifer stared at his younger brother with an unamused gaze that bordered with a quiet rage. Feeling the heat, Asmodeus shrunk behind the dressing room curtain while keeping a small smile on his face, hoping it would be enough to quell the morning star.

“Solomon, don’t just sit there, help me!” He called out in a panic.

The sorcerer just rubbed his temples as the stalemate continued.

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“Levi, when I said I was willing to go to the bookstore with you, I didn’t mean I would stand in this line with you. Do you have any idea how many people are here?”

Leviathan just snorted out of pride.

“Of course I do, this is one of the biggest release events this year, to think it would be here of all places. Though it was last minute, why do you think I planned this so we would be in the last part of the middle of the early group? With our position, we will receive a clear signature without the early calibration adjustments or the late fatigue mistakes.”

Satan just looked at his older brother with slight frustration.

“Alright but the last time I checked Mochi’s friend went through you when you met them in RAD.”

“Then why am I in line?”

“Because I want to get a signed copy for Mochi. Gothic Zombie Girl was one of the first shows I watched with her and with this new movie adaption, I wanna make sure that she doesn’t miss it, no matter who I have to go through.”

The shrewd comment created tension between the brothers who exchanged passive-aggressive glares. 

“I don’t expect a normie like you to understand the bond we have. Besides, we haven’t found Mochi yet and I want to be prepared when we see each other again.” Levi answered with a head turn.

Satan rolled his eyes and looked toward the front where the author signed books and shook hands with varying degrees of excited fans. However, something else caught his eye as someone dressed in all black stood close by to the table. Their black shades reflected a multitude of colors in the light as they clasped hands with fans who made audible squeals upon speaking with them. Their face was obscured by the high collar of their jacket.

“Whose that?” Satan asked while tugging on Levi’s shirt to get his attention.

Levi looked on before twisting his face with slight disgust.

“That’s just Nue, he’s some normie musician that has been on the soundtrack side of things.”

Levi scoffed harshly.

“Yeah, with the way those humans are acting, I doubt that he’s just some musician.”

Satan folded his arms and raised an eyebrow.

“Please, he’s merely dipped into the world of otaku, he doesn’t have the experience needed to fill in a voice acting role.”

“So you’re upset that he’s popular and is cast in a major character role.”

Levi shot a glare at his younger brother before focusing on the line in front of them.

“Thanks for coming out, please continue to support our work in the future.”

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A couple of fans tried to squeeze out more answers before they were gently ushered away from the stand. Nixie took in a deep breath and sighed quietly. He knew that today was going to be a long one but the fatigue he felt was unrivaled. It was as if he was bleeding out and he couldn’t feel the wound, he could feel his skin heat up from the rising temperature. Another set of fans can and went as Nixie continued to autopilot each conversation. He wanted to care about those who came out to see him but he couldn’t spare any thought for them. 

Between meeting fans, he thought back to when he went to Devildom, facing down its most powerful demons before escaping back to the realm of humans. He found himself questioning why they let him run away, he knew he was fierce but he was no match for all of them. If they really wanted to stop them, they would have, so what stopped them? At that moment, he could hear Marley’s voice, telling him that he was wrong, but he couldn’t believe it. It was more likely she was cursed and he just had to snap her out of it. He continued to entertain the feelings of the grateful fans as his vision blurred out of boredom and repetition, his mind and heart were barely there. However, he found a new focus as his worst fears came into his reality.

There he was, at the Gothic Zombie Girl book signing, promoting the upcoming movie, and deep in the winding crowd he could make out Leviathan and Satan patiently waiting in the queue. He was frozen, he couldn’t just bolt in front of everyone who was waiting to meet him.

“Why? Why the hell are they here?” Nixie cursed underneath his breath.

Levi jumped back a bit before grasping Nixie’s hand and shaking it. 

His head throbbed while he struggled with some of Devildom's most powerful coming to him whether he liked it or not. He quickly glanced around, looking for anything that could give him an edge but found nothing to grasp onto. After a large silent sigh, he made peace with the fact he wouldn’t be able to slip away, not with so many eyes upon him. All he could do was meet his fate head-on. There they were, Levi and Satan stood in front of the mangaka with either absolute astonishment or complete indifference. After what felt like a thousand years, the duo finally turned their gazes upon Nixie.

“Thank you for coming out and supporting us today.” He greeted with a smile and his hand stretched out.

“He probably doesn’t even understand how big this movie is.” Levi thought to himself.

In reality, Nixie was just thinking about how cold the third born's hand was. His palm was clammy from his interaction with one of his favorite mangaka and he was now shaking hands with the same demon who broke into RAD without knowing it. If anyone should have cold hands, it should be Nixie.

“So, how did you manage to get a voice role in the upcoming Zombie Girl movie? Aren’t you a live performer, wouldn’t you prefer having your face everywhere?” Levi asked flatly.

Nixie chuckled at the question causing Levi’s hairs to rise.

“Believe it or not, I can be pretty bashful, I’ve been doing soundtracks in the industry while working on my own albums and only recently I’ve been doing live shows.”

“Yeah but you have been doing music videos for a while and they’ve been trending constantly. Yet I haven’t seen anything from the otaku side.”

“I’ve been credited for games and anime work under different names, currently my agent is working to release a full list of my works underneath my new name.”

“Changing names? Didn’t want anyone to associate you with geek culture-”

“It’s alright, it just means he’s very passionate about the series.”

Satan quickly covered his brother’s mouth while giving Nixie a smile.

“My apologies, my brother is a huge fan of Gothic Zombie Girl.”

Nixie gave a small smile, partially revealing his face in the process. Levi’s eyes blinked rapidly before squinting at Nixie hard. Seeing the change in expression, Nixie’s gaze widened slightly before breaking eye contact behind his shades. He held his hand to his mouth and gave a soft cough, clearing his throat. 

“Either way, I’m happy I got a chance to talk to the two of you. Please continue to support us in the future.” He chimed.

Before either brother could fit another word in, the line organizer ushered them away as more fans greedily took their space.

“Yeah, we aren’t telling you anything, snowball.” Gell growled back.

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“Start talkin’, runts, before I get angry.” Mammon growled deeply.

Mammon and Gell locked eyes as their growling grew more and more primal with each passing second. As for everyone else, the built up tension of the situation seemed to dwindle away as they watched the twosome trying to intimidate one another. With Beel and Belphie looking on dumbfounded, Rem simply shrugged his shoulders before walking over and opening the fridge. He then opened another can of soda, gaining everyone’s attention.

“Quit callin’ me Snowball!”

“How about Snowcone then?”

“And what the hell are you doing?!” Mammon yelled pointing at the casual Rem.

“I’m having a soda, obviously.” He claimed nonchalantly between sips.

“Rem, now is not the time for that. If you haven’t noticed, we have a situation here.” Gell groaned as he motioned his arms dramatically.

Rem took another sip.

“No, we don’t.” He replied.

“Like hell we don’t, brat! Y’all better start yappin’ before I-”

“Besides, if you did do anything, Marley would kick your ass, so there’s no problem.” Rem answered as he took his free hand and pointed to a picture frame on the shelf.

“Before you what? It’s obvious if you wanted to hurt us, you would have done it by now.”

Mammon backed up a bit from the sudden bluntness and before he could offer his rebuttal, Rem opened his mouth once more.

Everyone turned to look at it and saw Marley with the boys smiling while standing over a large tuna. Mammon stood there dumbfounded while Belphie just held his face and shook his head.

“You really are a moron.” He muttered.

“Hey, you didn’t notice either, Belphie! So don’t think you're above this!”

“You can have one, but if you win, the prize is mine.” Rem claimed.

“Yeah, but I didn’t start making demands and threats.”

And just like that, Mammon and Belphie started a new argument, while leaving Beel, Gell and Rem to their own devices. Beel felt a tug on his shirt and looked down at Rem who offered him a soda. 

Beel just gave a nod and accepted with a smile. Meanwhile, Gell could feel his eye twitch as he watched his twin sharing a drink with one of the home invaders.

“Rem, you scare me sometimes.” He sighed, grabbing another drink.

“That’s because you’re a scaredy-seal.” Rem smiled.

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Slap me, I dare you! ch. 18

His stomach turned and shifted as he fought the nearly constant nausea, he wondered what he should do next. Sure, he was able to avoid Satan and Levi from the movie promotion but now he was running on fumes, sweat dripping from his brow while the lights of the backroom hummed above his head. Nixie took in a couple of deep breaths while adjusting his shades in the mirror. Taking them off, he stared into his reflection, seeing his magenta-shaded eyes while his hair swayed between black and rose gold. His skin was turning pale and he could feel a chill running through his body, however, he couldn’t figure out the source of it. Suddenly, knocking echoed into the room as the door vibrated rhythmically.

“Come in,” Nixie called out as he put his shades and face back on.

In walked his manager, scrolling on his phone with a big cat-like grin on his face. Standing tall, despite his short stature, he pulled back his smooth blonde hair out of his face while letting the purple streak fall to the side of his boyish face.

“Very nice, Nue, a full house for the entire event. Now that’s what I like to see.” He praised eagerly.

Nixie stared at him with a bit of annoyance.

“I’m glad that you’re so happy, truly.” He grumbled.

“Whoa, are you alright? You look like shit.” He asked as he put his phone away and approached with a concerned hand.

“Is it that obvious?” Nixie asked as he swatted his manager’s hand away.

“Hmm, maybe you should take the rest of the day off. Get some food and go straight home.”

Nixie raised his eyebrow as he looked at the shorter man.

“…What are you up to, Claude?” He asked as he glared through his shades.

Claude just gave another Cheshire grin, worrying Nixie even more.

“Don’t worry about it, I’m just gonna do some planning for our next big step.”

“And that would be?”

“Endorsement and exposure. We need you to be at the front of the latest releases, whether it’s technology or entertainment.”

Nixie just looked at his manager with tired eyes.

“Yeah, I’m going home, and don’t even think about signing any deals without me knowing.”

Claude’s grin grew wider.

“Oh, I wouldn’t dream of it~”

“Hold it still, dammit, I can’t get the screw in straight,” Mammon growled as his fingers trembled with the metal screw and screwdriver.

“Hurry up, my arms are getting tired,” Belphie whined with a yawn.

“I can’t hurry if ya can’t keep it still!”

The two demons bickered back and forth while Gell and Rem watched on with unamused expressions. Beel excused himself back into the home with numerous bags, chewing on another corn dog stick.

“I brought some snacks to tie us until lunch,” Beel exclaimed with a smile.

Gell’s brow flattened as he stared at the vast amounts of food being unloaded upon the table.

“This is a snack for you?” The unnerved twin claimed while poking through the pile.

Rem, on the other hand, nonchalantly picked out a bag and ripped it open. Gell’s expression melted with a sigh before staring at the strangers in his home and breaking the silence.

“…So, after you fix the door, you guys are leaving, right?”

The demons froze in place as if being perfectly still would make them disappear. Gell looked at all of the adult visitors and felt a bit of a pathetic air wafting off of them. Suddenly, Mammon zipped across the room, leaving Belphie with the door, and planted himself right by Gell’s side. His grin beamed from ear to ear, leaving Gell put off while Rem casually remained at his brother’s back.

“Don’t ya think that’s a bit too sudden? I mean we just got here, shouldn’t ya be a bit more welcoming?” Mammon pointed out.

“…You broke into our house and you’re gonna try taking the high road?” Gell retorted sharply and coldly.

“Not a smart move, wanna try again?” Rem flatly asked, chewing on some chips.

Mammon then began to shrink at the piercing gaze of the twins while his own brothers focused on the door they had broken. Gaining a second wind, Mammon cleared his throat and his approach towards the skeptic boys.

“C’mon, we’re all friends of Marley, right?” He chuckled nervously.

“Yeah, we live with her and you kidnapped her, I think there’s a line that needs to be pointed out here.” Gell glared.

“Careful not to hurt yourself backpedaling,” Rem added nonchalantly while emptying the bag.

Nixie sighed heavily while he waited for his to-go order. His patience was running thin thanks to the throbbing pain in his head and there seemed to be no end in sight. He barely managed to dodge straggling fans camping out of the book signing and he wanted to get moving as soon as possible but the line of backed-up orders was demanding he stayed put for the unforeseeable future. Feeling defeated, he took out his phone and began to scroll through Snapgram. The corners of his mouth curled slightly as he saw pictures and posts from the earlier event. It gave him a warm feeling in his chest, seeing so many fans supporting the movie gave him a sense of accomplishment and peace.

And with that an even more chilling wind blew through the home, chilling the demons to their cores.

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“I’m glad you all enjoyed it.” He thought to himself.

“It sure is crowded in here,” Solomon commented, shuffling through the bushels of people.

His soft demeanor suddenly stiffened like a stone as he heard a bubbly voice in his vicinity. He whipped his head toward the source and cursed under his breath sharply. Nixie flattened himself against the wall, hoping to make himself as sparse as possible while struggling to keep his eyes on the group that dominated his sight and thoughts.

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“I agree, I thought we were going for lunch, not a concert,” Lucifer grumbled while managing to get to a seat at the table.

“But this is one of the major hot spots in this area, their menu is amazing, not to mention they have the cutest desserts and drinks.” Asmo chimed as he took various pictures of the surrounding decor.

Lucifer closed his eyes and shook his head while Solomon smiled with a sigh. Asmodeus proceeded to go on and on about possible food combinations while shuffling through the numerous shopping bags. Solomon chuckled to himself before rising from his seat.

“Does anyone mind if I go place our order?” He offered.

Lucifer opened one eye while Asmodeus jolted in his seat, fumbling his phone.

“That’s fine with me, it will give us time to get back to the original conversation, isn’t that right, Asmodeus?” Lucifer smiled darkly.

Asmodeus stammered, he then looked at the white-haired sorcerer who seemed to be inching away slowly.

“Wouldn’t it be better if we waited for everyone to show up first?” Asmo whimpered.

Solomon just waved softly as he disappeared into the crowd near the counter. The sorcerer sighed heavily, the heat from the crowded bodies was radiating and rubbing against his face and causing a slight sweat to form. He wiped his brow while he squinted at the illuminated menu board, however, the staggering distance from the front only made it illegible. Solomon pressed against the wall, releasing a heavy breath, staring at the numerous heads in front of him. The bodies around him shifted back and forth, trying to organize themselves into pick-up and ordering areas.

He wondered if he should return to the table and rescue Asmodeus from Lucifer’s interrogation but deep down, he knew what would come of it. The white-haired sorcerer retreated inward as he thought back all those centuries ago, causing an old wound of shame to rip fresh in his mind, the guilt only created flashes of memories that assaulted his senses without giving any clarity to what he should do. Suddenly, one of the bodies shifted oddly in the corner of his eye. He didn’t know why but he found himself staring at someone dressed in black who seemed to be avoiding his gaze. He shuffled toward them quickly, cutting off the possible escape route as he stood before them.

Solomon’s intense gaze softened to a concerned shock as he stared at Nixie who locked eyes with the surprised sorcerer. Time seemed to freeze in place while they tried to figure out one another. Taking the first step, Nixie pushed himself past Solomon only to be grabbed by the arm and forced to look at the white-haired man directly. Solomon could barely see the demonic glowing eyes behind the dark shade but Nixie’s hair pulsed light streaks of magenta which mirrored his true feelings. At that moment, Solomon knew who he was looking at, however, he wouldn’t be the first one to talk.

“Let go of me.” Nixie coldly claimed.Solomon stiffened before releasing his grip, he then shook his head.

“Listen, I just want to talk.”

“Why should I talk to some stranger who just decided to put his hands on me?”

“Because we both know we’ve seen each other before in the Devildom.”

“…”

“Please, I truly just want to talk with you.” Solomon claimed softly.

Nixie just looked at the sorcerer before turning away. Solomon went to grab him once again only for Nixie to snap back at him.

“Leave. Me. Alone.”

“You know I can’t do that, we have a lot of questions that only you can answer. And I have many personal questions that need answers as well.”

“That sounds like your problem so I’m going to give you one more chance to go away. Leave Marley and me alone, we want nothing to do with Devildom and its demons.”

Solomon stood firm.

“Have it your way.” Nixie answered bluntly.

The next moment seemed to be moving at a snail’s pace as Solomon heard a sweet sound coming from Nixie’s mouth. He couldn’t call it singing but it was as if he was being called to something warm and familiar. He felt as if he was floating but he was brought back to Earth when he realized some of the people who were crowding the counter and pick-up area were now facing him with glazed-over eyes and soft smiles. Seeing this Solomon was able to snap out of his trance and face Nixie once more with a widened gaze.

“What did you do?”

“All I did was call for a little help.” Nixie answered as the group closed in on them.

Before he could make another comment, Solomon found himself grabbed and held in place by the various brainwashed humans. As he struggled he expected to hear mindless groaning from the masses, but he could hear each person claiming similar yet distinct thoughts. Suddenly, Solomon’s blood ran a bit cold when he realized what this meant, he was about to call for his companions until a hand covered his mouth. Nixie sighed heavily as he staggered a little, he knew he was now on borrowed time before the crowd snapped out of their trance so he straightened himself up and gave a side eye to the struggling sorcerer before moving toward the exit. He didn’t have his food but he had the freedom and time to think about his next move. He swayed back and forth, inching closer and closer to the door. His head was pounding even harder and felt as if it was going to split open. However, his hopes were dashed as the door swung open only to reveal Satan and Levi walking in. Nixie cursed under his breath as he staggered back when the incoming demons took notice of him.

“Of course, Asmo would pick a place where this guy would eat.” Levi complained with slight disgust.

“Levi, I think we have more pressing concerns.” Satan corrected as he stared at the now panicking Nixie.

Nixie backed away from them only to hear a voice that made his hair stand on edge.

[crystalrose555]

A mc where they have a little brother but the boys think he's mc's son. And mc and their little brother thrive on chaos, so they decided to play along and anoy them.

Reblog so other people can see that my Asks are OPEN :)

MC’s “Son”

MC: Come along, son.

*The brothers stare from a distance as the boy runs to MC’s embrace.* Levi: I still can’t believe that MC has a son.

Asmo: I know, I wonder who the father is.

Satan: From what I’ve heard the father is someone from Devildom,

Mammon: Where you heard that!?

Satan: I overheard them worrying about telling them about their secret lovechild.

*Asmo clasps his cheeks* Asmo: Maybe the father is one of us? *All the brothers start eyeballing one another while Lucifer sighs and gets up from his seat.* Mammon: And where are you going? Lucifer: Somewhere far from this nonsense, I have work to do. Satan: Hmm, sounds like an admission of guilt to me. Lucifer: Excuse me? Levi: It kinda of makes sense if we think about it, Why would Diavolo let MC bring their kid to Devildom unless Lucifer was the father? *Everyone stares at Lucifer*

Lucifer: ...You all aren’t actually considering this? Satan: I don’t know Lucifer, you do have a habit of keeping secrets from us. Belphie: Like locking me up in the attic.

Beel: And not telling us about Lilith.

Lucifer: This is ridiculous-

Asmo: Think of your poor son, struggling from not knowing who his father is.

Levi: A father who was too prideful to let him be a part of his life.

Belphie: A father too dedicated to the needs of a man before his own family.

Beel: How could you, Lucifer?

Lucifer: Knock. It. Off. All of you.

Mammon: Well, if Lucifer isn’t mature enough to step up, I guess I have to fill in the slot~

Lucifer: Excuse me!?

Satan: Exactly, if anyone here who should be a good father to them, it would be me.

Asmo: With that temper of yours, I don’t think so.

Levi: Oh and you with your late night partying is a better example?

Asmo: Better than being reclusive otaku who rather raise a digital pet!

Belphie: Beel would make a way better father than any of you.

Beel: Thanks Belphie. :)

Mammon: Yeah, if he doesn’t eat the kid first.

*Just like that, all the brothers begin to argue amongst themselves while getting louder and louder. Meanwhile Diavolo and Barbatos make it to the front door where MC greeted them.* Diavolo: So I take it that your brother’s visit was pleasant?

MC: Oh yes, very pleasant.