#cs leaks

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People think that Doug is the sole earner for Connie but Jasper actually has a double life as 'Betty', who sells appliances for Sears.

She claims she's 'going on patrol' during her shifts, hiding her sales vest and slacks inside an old box that reads, 'CPH Analysis 72 of 166.' No one has ever looked inside it.

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You’ve heard of Steven’s Knife

Now get ready for

Connie’s Saw

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The Pearl of the Pearlbook is actually about the size of the book when reformed. She will teach Connie to be strong in the real way (in this case, maintaining a low center of gravity) and act as her shoulder conscience.

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Connie's turn to the Dark Side began the day she learned Steven likes pineapple on his pizza and he learned she likes mushrooms. The duo dissolved citing irreconcilable differences.

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The crossover in “Butterfly Effect” with Star vs. the Forces of Evil was actually the fic’s second crossover.

In episode 28, we learn that Wolf has been dying his hair blonde and that he is actually one of the white-furred cubs from Princess Mononoke.

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Bismuth will arrive and rip up a piece of the house’s wood floor, like she does in the canon episode.

Peridot, because of all the work she’s put in to protect the floor, will be visibly and audibly irritated and will stab Bismuth then and there, ending the episode.

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All the Star Trek references are building up to a “Wrath of Con” episode.

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Connie Swap and Big Hero 6: The Series will have a canon crossover!