#csh office

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I hope everyone knows I have a list of everyone on the payroll and also their positions so I am 100% not losing track. I'm contemplating making an org chart

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Subject: limited hours

07/01/2026

Hi all,

This is just a heads up that I've got a lot of stuff happening in my irl life so I will be working limited hours at the CSH Inc. corporate office for a minute. Please allow for a 2-5 business day response time on asks, inquiries, and business-related direct messages. It is important to me to intentionally and thoroughly answer all of these to the best of my ability, and I can't do that quickly with my current schedule. If you're wondering if I'll reach out to you about a position at the company (and again, if this is the case, if you feel comfortable hitting me up about it please do because I feel presumptuous assuming anyone wants to participate in this office bit, but I have learned that people also feel presumptuous messaging me first so I'm working on this and hope to hit a few folks up in the near future) or are waiting on an offer letter in response to previous communication, please allow for a 2-5 business day response time on those as well.

Upcoming items at some point:

Org chart: I have promised to deliver an org chart with current employees for ease of reference, and I have not forgotten about this, but it will be a second due to the aforementioned busy schedule irl.

Pinned post: I am also going to put together a pinned post with easily findable info and links to other relevant posts (like the org chart and info about the Chubby Shane Hollander Inc. community, which does still exist but has been made private because someone reported it) and tags, etc.

Perhaps a fake company logo because I think that would be hilarious to include at the end of my fake email posts.

Re the Chubby Shane Hollander Inc. community:

If you have questions about the Chubby Shane Hollander Inc. community, please also feel free to reach out to @thinkingplump, and we will both do our best to get back to you within a reasonable amount of time.

Thanks so much,

Slut F. Glut

CEO

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Mr S.F. Glut, sir,

I hope this email finds you well and you’ve had a pleasant weekend.

I wish to inform you that CSH Inc. is an inspiration to us all. I, personally, have managed to write over five thousand words about fat Shane Hollander being obsessed with his belly, if somewhat contemplative about whether or not he needs to slim down a touch. I cannot lie to you and insist this is par for the course for me, as it isn’t. I have not completed a fic since last year. But as it turns out, thinking about Shane’s fat belly, thick thighs, chubby arms, and double chin helped me get out of my slump.

It’ll probably be up on ao3 later today, after I’ve completed my editing process, so you can lie your eyes on the fruits of being such a great CEO. May our turnover be low, and our production high.

Best regards,

An anonymous employee

PS: I also wanted to let you know that the CSH and CIR army is bigger and more powerful than traction may suggest. Keep up the good work.

Hi there Anonymous Employee,

Thank you for this delightful email, I hope you also had a pleasant weekend.

This really made me smile because it brings me so much joy to know that Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc. is inspiring people to be creative, put themselves out there, share their thoughts, and maybe find some community about it. This made my Monday, thank you for that! I fully believe that the CSH/CHR/Hollanov wg army is bigger than it may seem, and I look forward to meeting (digitally speaking) and hearing from more of you as we continue to grow and expand (corporate lingo wg buzzword crossover may never get old) our reach in the leadup to S2 of HR and beyond. A thank you to all CSH, Inc. employees (anonymous and onymous) for everything you do, you're all so cool, and you inspire me as well.

Also, hell yeah to getting out of your writing slump and to your 5k+ words on fat Shane Hollander I genuinely cannot wait to read it!! That's so awesome, writing that much is not easy to do and I hope you're proud of yourself for getting back to it and making something! I, for one, as CEO, am proud of you *slaps you on the back much harder than necessary.* Fat Shane belly, thick thighs, chubby arms, and double chin might just save us all.

Here's to a very profitable next quarter.

Also this is a reminder to everyone that there's a Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc. community page now if anyone wants to join! Find it here.

Best,

Slut. F. Glut

CEO

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[slutforglut]

Good morning all,

A couple things to bring to everyone’s attention today:

1) I’m still thinking about almond mom Yuna so expect some angst about it at some point/feel free to contribute some angst if you have thoughts

2) sub-space stuffing Shane anon, I haven’t forgotten you, I’m halfway through a ficlet about it (lmk if you’re one of the people that subsequently started a blog so I can tag you appropriately)

3) Jerry is having a birthday, I think there are cupcakes in the kitchen/break room (I don’t think they’re seed oil free I’m sorry if anyone cares)

Thanks everyone have a great Tuesday

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Hi all,

I would like to remind everyone here at Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc. that you have use or lose PTO. As in if you don’t use it, you will lose valuable time you could have spent doing things offline. We’ve been doing some great work these last couple of weeks, productivity has been off the charts, we’ve added several new employees to the payroll, and have greatly expanded our market reach and penetration. But while performance metrics are important to me as CEO, everyone’s mental health and work-life balance is even more important to me if you can believe that, so consider taking some time out of the office this week. I myself may take Friday for a 3-day weekend, it remains to be seen, but I’ll make sure to put it on the shared calendar if so.

Keep up the great work everyone!

Best,

Slut F. Glut

CEO

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Subject: Applying for full-time leadership position

To whom it may concern:

I have been a part-time contractor with the Chubby Ilya division of CSH, Inc. for about a week or so. I would like to submit my official request for promotion to full-time. If there are any open leadership positions in my division, I would be honored to accept one.

I have several ideas for the future of our division that I believe will maximize shareholder value. For example, the Fat Cat Ilya initiative that @sesamesesame and I recently launched is showing promising early engagement metrics. Furthermore, I am actively investing time and fic-writing energy into the "depressed comfort-eating Ilya" project to diversify the company's holdings.

I eagerly await your response.

Best,

Chai ([email protected])

Hi there Chai,

It's me, the whom that it may and does concern.

As I've said before, the Chubby Ilya Department is lacking because it was not a central focus of the operation when CSH, Inc. was originally founded, but over the last month or so it has become clear that there is a lot of enthusiasm around the topic and a thriving market of chubby/fat Ilya lovers just waiting to be tapped. The Chubby Ilya Department definitely needs someone who is passionate about the topic to bring it to life and focus on delivering content to this important share of the market. There are in fact a grand total of zero official employees in this department (besides a fictional guy named Jerry I invented who in my mind is reminiscent of the guy who works in the negatives department at Life Magazine in the movie the secret life of Walter Mitty if anyone has seen that), so you will absolutely be hearing from me with an official offer letter very shortly.

Best,

Slut F. Glut

CEO

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Putting some things on the agenda for later:

- next chapter of my fic needs to be finished and posted, this is my priority

- answering emails, also very important but expect delays on any correspondence that requires a creative response (I’m looking at you vibrating toy anon)

- putting out a few chubby Shane RFPs for some great scenarios I came across

- centering something wholesome, I have a vague vision for this but if anyone also does, as per usual feel free to send me an email OR if you’re out there with a blog just post it I don’t need to be involved if you don’t want to involve me, the CEO bit is just that at the end of the day, a bit (this is obvious I think but just in case it is not), if you’re inspired by something I say go off, it’s a free tumblr country! 🫡

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I hope as my mutuals y’all know that I when I can, I take the time to catch up on all of your blogs as part of my CEO duties